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Felix: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Chan: And why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?
Felix: We were out of doritos.
[Might be pre-debut Hyunjin and Jisung at some point]
Hyunjin: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three.
Hyunjin: One, two, three.
Jisung:
Hyunjin:
Hyunjin: See? Now, i’m just dissapointed in both of us.
Seungmin: If you like looking at butts so much, why don’t you look in the mirror?
Jisung: Thank god you finally said that. I saw you write it in a note pad three hours ago.
Minho: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don’t care.
Woojin: That’s 110%.
Minho: 20% don’t care.
Woojin: Should’ve seen that coming.
Changbin: If i die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you’re all invited.
Chan: “If.”
Seungmin: Great, the only party i’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.
Seungmin: Rules were made to be broken, Chan-hyung.
Chan: Nothing is made to be broken, that doesn’t even make sense.
Felix: Piñatas.
Jisung: Glow stick.
Felix and Jisung: *high-fiving each other aggressively*
[in stray kids dorm]
Seungmin: Am i in hell?
Woojin: No, Seungmin. If you are in hell, you’d be on a throne and the devil would be packing.
[at dinner]
Chan: If it excites you and scares the hell out of you at the same time, that means you should probably do it.
Felix: Time to fuck a blender.
Chan: Wait, no-