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INFJ in the kitchen alone
because I'm too "nice" to tell people how I really feel and "ruin the holidays for mom again"
(via Growth Mindmap of INFJ Advocate Personality Type MBTI 16 Personalities)
(via 28 Funny Memes Any INFJ Will Relate To)
It’s officially the holiday season, which means this will happen to me approximately 5+ times between now and January 1.
(via Pin page)
Actual conversation*
(*aka, when a group of millennials rent a cabin in the woods)
INTJ: We're going make a fire in the wood stove.
*INFJ watches over INTJ's shoulder as ENTP heads into the kitchen*
INFJ: …Okay.
INTJ: The fire starters are in the storage room, right?
*ENTP re-emerges from kitchen with a paper towel, the corner of which is lit in an orange flame*
INFJ: ...Yeah.
INTJ: Cool. We’ll use fire starters and some of the scrap wood from outside to get it going. We’ll start small and then see whether or not we’ll need to add some coals or…
*In the background, ENTP tosses flaming paper towel into the wood stove. A stack of logs goes up in flames*
INFJ: Um...*points finger in direction of wood stove crackling with a blazing bonfire*
*INTJ finally turns around*
INTJ: DUDE, WHAT THE--
*ENTP beams proudly*
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Convos with my ENTP s.o.
Me: I don't--
Him: Be nice?
Me: ...care.
Him: ...That's the nice version?
Me: Yes.
Him: What's the mean version?
Me: I DON’T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN—
Him: Okay, okay!
Him: ...I like that version better. Let's definitely go with that one.
(aka when an INFJ is tired and grumpy and the ENTP thinks it’s a hoot and is trying to give them advice about how to interact with a friend)
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My ENTP ex literally did this SEVEN YEARS AFTER WE BROKE UP.
User guide to your INFJ
Your INFJ comes with:
One (1) crystal ball
One (1) social mirror
Five hundred (500) calendars
Unlimited stock of fears and worries
Features:
Ni: This feature makes the INFJ able to think of any consequence of their action, making them seem psychic. Ni also leads to sudden realizations.
Fe: This feature makes the othervwise socially awkward INFJ able to socialize by mimicing the features of their interlocutor. Fe does sometimes fail. When this happens make sure the INFJ doesnt start digging a hole for themself to live in.
Ti: This feature makes the INFJ able to overanalyse the crap out of people, pay too much attention to insignificant detail and read too much into said detail.
Se: This feature is the INFJs appendix. You should might consider to have this feature removed, as it causes the INFJ to occasionally overeat, oversleep, binge drink etc. Call the service number for advice if this is wanted.
Care:
Food: The INFJ may forget to eat, and they may overeat. When your INFJ haven eaten in a long time, suggest that they should eat something. They will appreciate this and take it as a sign of care. However, do not speak about their overeating. EVER.
Sleep: Your INFJ will (usually) make sure to get enough sleep. The exception is if they are in a particularly stressful period. In such periods they might end up pulling all-nighters, or they might just sleep to avoid the stressful problem.
Hygiene: Your INFJ will have an ok hygiene. This is because of their fair of smelling or in other ways making themselves look bad to other people. With some INFJs this will comepletely change if they are alone for the day. They might forget that brushing their teeth is even a thing.
Stress: If the INFJ is put under too much pressure and get stressed, the INFJ might: a) become emotionally cold, forget essential needs and become too focused on work. b) overindulge in certain activities, like watching a lot of TV, overeating, binge drinking etc.
Other needs: Your INFJ will need hugs and words of affirmation. However, they will usually not initiate it or ask for it. As much as they hate to admit it, they also need advice sometimes. If your INFJ seems to be having troubles with opening up, you can always give them some alcohol. NB: your drunk INFJ may just end up handing you all the drinks. This is because they fear being the drunkest one at the party.
Relationships with other units:
NTs: Your INFJ might feel intimidated by the xNTJs, but usually love the company of xNTPs.
NFs: In interaction with other xNFJs, the INFJ and the other unit will usually just mirror each others behaviour, opinions and feelings. It usually works out fine. In company with certain NFPs the INFJ will sometimes feel scared to voice an opinon. With other NFPs this isnt an issue at all.
SPs: The INFJ will usually get along ok with the SPs, but might get tired of their need for adrenaline, as this will tire out the INFJs Ni.
SJs: Your INFJ will usually get along great with xSFJs. The xSTJs, like the xNTJs, might intimidate the INFJ.
FAQ:
There seems to be a problem with my INFJ’s speech, how can i fix this? Theres nothing wrong with your INFJ. Not being able to speak properly is one of the INFJ’s “charming” characteristics. You can however give the INFJ something to write on, and they will comminicate like a poet.
Why is my INFJ so emo? We are trying to fix this problem, but have not found a cause yet. When this is fixed, there will be a softwere update available.
My INFJ is being really socially awkward and asking me weird and boring questions, what should i do? Nothing. The INFJ will usually be very stressed out when talking to new people. This will get better as your INFJ feels more comfortable around you.
My INFJ is just like me, does this mean i am an INFJ myself? Nah bro, they want you to think you’re alike.
Can my INFJ read minds? What no ofc not huh hehehe ehm hehe…..
My INFJ knows things about me haven’t told it. Has it developed AI? We are aware of this feature in the INFJ, but can’t offer any answer to how they do it.
My INFJ has been sitting in the corner of their room staring into the air for three days. What should i do? In this situation you have a few possible solutions: a) Let your INFJ sit there. They will get back to normal in not too long… (hopefully) b) Give your INFJ chocolate and hugs . c) introduce your INFJ to an ENTP. The INFJ will hopefully get so distracted from their thoughts that they forget all about them. d) try turning your INFJ off and on again.
MTBI
Things people have stated (so far) about MTBI types that make me reconsider whether having a blog is a fun hobby or actually a form of torture
I relate to that character…so clearly they must be MY mtbi type
That person is nice to people so they must definitely be an extrovert and not an introvert, duh
ENTP x INFJ
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