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Tony: The truth is...
Tony: *look into the camera*
Tony: I can adopt who the heck I want.
Tony: Fuck you
Stephen: Tony, no
Tony: Ok, before we start dating, I need to ask you something
Stephen: Go on
Tony: Do you like strawberries?
Stephen: Uh, yes
Tony: You're not allergic, right?
Stephen: Um, yeah, I'm not...
Why did you ask me that?
Tony: *flash back of the day he gave strawberries to Pepper and she said she was allergic to strawberries* ...
Tony: Oh, nothing important.
I just wanted to know.
Stephen: Tony, what are you doing with this cat?
Tony: It's not a normal cat, it's an iron cat
Stephen: Please, tell me you didn't adopt him
Tony: Oh, I didn't
Stephen: Oh, thank Go---
Tony: I just found him, looked at him, said "Now you're my new son", and bring him home
Stephen:
Stephen: *facepalm* *sighs*
Tony: *opens his eyes*
Ugh...
Am I in hell or heaven?
If I am not in hell, you did something wrong, guys
Strange: You're in the hospital, Stark.
Tony:
Tony: OH, C'MON!
OTP? More like OTPlease!
There is not one person who says they have an OTP and actually means there is one ship they love more than others.
Let's be real here, guys. I'll show you the evidence that I have that proves this.
Marvel: Thorbruce, Ironstrange, Stucky, Pepperony, PeterGamora, Spideypool, Clintasha, ScottHope
Voltron: Punk, Klance, Shadam
Sonic: Knuxouge, Silvaze,
Dragon Ball Z: Goku x Chichi, Vegeta x Bulma, Gohan x Videl, Krillin x 18, Bardock x Gine (I know they're all canon but they're all perfect so buzz off), Tien x Launch
Seven Deadly Sins: King x Diane, Escanor x Merlin, Ban x Elaine
Hamilton: Hamliza, HamBurr, Mullette, Jeffmads, KingWashington, Leebury
These are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head but I can't choose one that shines brighter than all the rest of them. I love them all for different reasons and therefore can't choose a favourite.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk and have a great day
Tony : *Seeing Stephen wearing nice clothes*
Tony smiling : I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person ?
Stephen :
Stephen : I forgot to ask you, didn't I ?
Tony :
Tony bursting out laughing : You sure did! Give me 5 minutes and I'm yours!
Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?
Rhodey trying to stop the bleeding : Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.
Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?
Rhodey no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Tony blankly :
Rhodey : What.
Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!
Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...
Wong : For fuck sake!
Tony : Bro-
Stephen : No, no, hold up, rewind.
Stephen : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
Tony : God, if only someone loved me…
Stephen : *standing behind hum with roses*
Bucky : *holding box of chocolates*
Quill : *has balloons and a card*
Pepper : *facepalms* This is sad.
Tony texting Pepper
Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS
Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!
Pepper : Please stop talking.
Tony : I never tell people off the bat that I'm Bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm Bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Stephen :
Stephen : I like you.
Christine : so, Stephen, there's a rumor going around that you're into Tony stark?
Stephen : Rumor?
Stephen : are you telling me some people doubt it?
Christine : where are you going??
Stephen : I need to fix this. There shouldn't be any doubt!
The pain is real
Are you ever reading a completed fanfic, and then you notice how a chapter in particular ends on a gigantic fucking cliffhanger, like the mother of all cliffhangers, and you need to take a moment to remember all those people that read this when it was still a work in progress. RIP friends
Omg it's perfection 👌😂❤❤❤❤
Okay but hear me out: Imagine Doctor Strange getting his own Ben&Jerry’s flavor, like Strange Strawberry Sorbet or something. Anyway, yeah, he gets his own flavor named after him. And can you guess which other ice cream flavor goes really really well with it?
Stark Raving Hazelnuts.
When the people caught on the trend of mixing the two ice cream flavors, they shorten the name to “IronStrange” because honestly it’s catchy, easy to remember, and a mix of their flavors.
It catches on to some of the ice cream shops, usually on their menus and whatnots have “IronStrange” in it, as everyone knows already what flavors are in that name.
Then Ben&Jerry’s caught on and released a special 2-in-1 ice cream pack with both Stark Raving Hazelnuts and Strange Strawberry Sorbet. The pack name? IronStrange.
Complete with a drawing of the two heroes on the cover.
I dreamt Tony offered a dildo to Stephen... how accurate is that?
Frennemies prompt
Inspired by this and this post :
So I had a shitty day today (my sister is moving out and it’s killing me because I fucking love my siblings) so I went to the Ironstrange tag to cheer up a bit and I found two posts (links are above) very amusing and it gave me an idea. So what if Stephen and Steve are like frennemies because they both have a crush on Tony? In the beginning they won’t stand each other but eventually they’ll bond trough their attempt to sabotage one another. Since I ship Ironstrange it’ll end with Ironstrange for me but if there’s Stony shippers out there y’all totally can end it with Stony I’m a pacifist shipper. The only condition is to bring a lot of humor AND NO BASHING !
Idk it probably sounds dumb but the idea made me smile.
So... I’ve never been into poly relationships before but I think I’m starting to fall into Drpepperony (why not strangepepperony btw?) hell and I’m not even scared or ashamed? Don’t help me.
Just a duuuumb idea
Look, I love father-son platonic Starker and I thought about this Soulmate AU where you have the name of your spiritual child on the heart. Those type of Soulmates are extremely extremely rare for obvious reason and they displays a rare phenomenon where soul matches another’s not romantically but “characteristically”. In short, it’s like the souls have genetics and the souls of the soulmates have the same genetics. A legend says that it was born from a spell casted by a sterile witch, whom grieved on the fact that she won’t ever experience the “bond” that she believed a mother has with her biological child, on her foster son but it’s not proved so the origin of it still is a mystery.
The name won’t appear if the soulmates didn’t met each other. The “parent” soulmate will experience a deep fondness, constant worry and a sense of duty for the “kid” soulmate and the “kid” soulmate will automatically feel a really deep endearment for the “parent” soulmate.
PS : I don’t know what I’m saying either pls let me share my stupid imagination with you
"everything will end but we will not" They could face the collapse of the world together T＿T
I found a similar one
peter wearing one of those monkey leash backpacks which tony is holding on to. tony wearing one of those monkey leash backpacks which stephen is holding onto. oh and they are at disneyland.
Drunk Tony: *Says something stupid*
Stephen: What were you drinking? Because next time you say something like this to me, I'd like bottle of whatever you had so I don't have to remember what you said.
Stephen: You slept only for few hours
Tony: I'll have a coffee and everything's gonna be ok
Stephen: You're locked in your lab for days, come on, let's go for a walk or something.
Tony: I'm not a dog.
Stephen: I haven't asked you anything. Go change, it's cold outside.
Tony: I feel like sherlock holmes right now.
Stephen: I would say the same thing..
Tony: I think you like me.
Stephen: What part of the look on my face gives you that impression?
Tony: Where is my super suit?
Stephen: What?
Tony: WHERE. IS. MY. IRON. SUIT? WHERE?
Stephen: Why do you need to know?
Tony: I NEED IT!
Stephen: Uh-huh
Tony: THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER! YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WIZARD! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
Stephen: “Greater good?” I’m your husband! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!
My Favorite Couples and Others :3
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tony stark sitting on stephen strange’s lap and bouncing on his dick.
reblog if u agree
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I Love this story
Levy the Cat
another drawing I made for my ironstrange fic, A Deer in Headlights! :)