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Don’t get me wrong I LOVE simp Gryffindor x nonchalant Slytherin, but.
But, like, it’s kinda overdone, and I think it would add more complexity and depth into ships (aswell as tension) if we did;
simp (who’s never been a simp before) Slytherin X nonchalant and oblivious (who’s never been loved back)) Gryffindor
Pros:
Would probably look cool
less hair to dye
cathartic
Cons:
might look bad
would probably grow out weird
generally risky
So y'know how Batman and Iron Man like to help *cough cough* adopt *cough* sad chuldren (specifically orphans)? Yeah i have a thought, don't get mad, and i NEEDED to share it.
Batman meets a kid (cause we have to change a few things) who just lost his parents to a car crash. Kid's got a whole company to take care of and expectations and eyes on him. Batman, of course, adopts him. The kid? Tony Stark.
Now Tony heard of the incident, truly heartbreaking, and decides to attend the funeral because the Waynes were good people. He meets their only son and child, Bruce, who's in this depressing and angry state. Kid's got no one but the butler (Alfred) to look after him. So what does Stark do? He (unofficially) adopts Bruce and looks after him.
Now there are quite a few plot holes but fudge it, it could work. I just think that though they strongly dislike each other they also would've understood and adooted each other if one was younger than the other. But like i said, lots of plotholes.