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smolshyghost
8 years ago
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hunk leon s kennedy resident evil albert wesker chris redfield Jake Muller Barry Burton Husbands
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kittycatcrackhead
7 months ago

im losing it these are so fuckin funny

Hey, sorry, I died for a hot minute. Anyways, I bring some more RE tweets.

Chris: Wesker looks like a nearly retired dad one day away from breaking his back. *insert a picture of Wesker from the RE4R*
Wesker, replying to Chris in the previous picture: This your boyfriend? *insert a picture of Leon from the RE4R where he's been knocked out* Chris, replying to Wesker: this your son? *insert a picture of Jake with a weird expression*
Luis: got kicked out and replaced with a motorcycle. smh. *insert a (photoshopped) picture of Leon cuddling a motorcycle in bed with a blanket around him and the vehicle*
Luis: cooking together is NOT romantic. move out of my fucking way Leon, replying to Luis: this feels incredibly aimed
Leon: I don’t have “PTSD” it’s just the effects of the curse I have on me Leon, replying to himself: the curse was put on me by the government but I think that’s irrelevant
Luis: don’t correct my English. I have no respect for this language, I only use it because it’s the only one you understand. Leon, replying to Luis: you told me that purple is a highly tolerable color. Luis, replying to Leon: yes, it’s a very pretty color. I don’t see the issue here.
Jake: I was in a lab but the guards felt bad for me because my father abandoned me and they helped me escape Sherry, replying to Jake: you knocked them out they didn’t help you out
Piers: that wasn’t very “we’re just friends” of us Piers, replying to himself: @Wesker_Junior (Jake's username) Jake, replying to Piers: shut up
Rebecca: I’m on my fifth cup of coffee on my third all nighter this week. I’m seeing the future. Claire, replying to Rebecca: go to bed, you fucking moron. Rebecca, replying to Claire: Your future doesn’t look promising.
Helena: @Wesker_Junior (Jake’s username) you wanna be mysterious so bad, but you literally can’t shut the fuck up Jake, replying to Helena: what the hell why are you actually attacking me right now Jake, replying to himself: that’s it I’m putting your sister in the dishwasher you asshole Helena, replying to Jake: WHAT
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resident evil leon kennedy leon scott kennedy luis serra albert wesker chris redfield rebecca chambers claire redfield Jake Muller piers nivans luis serra navarro sherry birkin helena harper
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