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i cannot explain how much i love this picture
the amount of () in joshs caption I can't he's so silly
just remembered josh takes it up the butt. like actually. that is crazy
JOSH CROP TOP LANE CLOSED I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE
the hiccups ohhh I'm frowning so hard I love him
I miss him so bad can he come back
Yo guys WHERE is Josh
I think the main reason I relate to josh so much is because I too am a man whore
whatever you do DON'T imagine him between your thighs looking at you like this
am I losing my mind or do they have matching necklaces. do yall see this.
okay y'all I was just doing henna and thinking. I feel like josh would do henna on his dick. just maybe.. like I can see him drawing flowers on it n shit please tell me you see the vision
josh in a weighted throw net
based on @ofthecaravel tiny van fleet 🫶
In the darkness way below, it's my heart he'll keep
Josh Kiszka x GN reader
so I've been thinking about Siren Josh quite a bit so here's a little like ficlet of that :3
Word Count: 956
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The sun is slowly setting on the horizon, disappearing behind the water. Water is all you can see, in any direction. You are a merchant, far out on a wooden raft, you have crates with enough food and water to hopefully get you through till you arrive in England. Most importantly though, is the boxes upon boxes of jewels. Diamonds and rubies, pretty necklaces and rings. You have been out at sea for exactly 2 months now, and were growing incredibly bored.
Thankfully, the waves were calm tonight, only a gentle breeze in your sail. You sat in the center of your raft, scaling a fish with your pocket knife, quietly humming to yourself a tune from long ago.
The moon hung full and bright in the sky, stars glittering among the empty indigo. That was one of the things you did love about this job, the view of the sky. As you are taking it in, you spot a movement in the water out of the corner of your eye. A shark? Dolphin? No, bigger. You stand up, knife clutched tightly in one hand, glancing around, trying to spot whatever it was again.
A note rings out into the air. Clear and high. A singular voice, filling the vast emptiness of the night. Were you going crazy? There was no one else out this far, and you couldn't identify where the sound was coming from. The noise surrounded you in a way, filling your head.
Again, the voice sings out. This time a series of notes. It was like nothing you had ever heard before. Now, it sounds more like the voice is behind you. You quickly turn around, only to see nothing but the ocean.
You hear a swish of water, something moving. Once again, sound echoes into the air, long, sustained. You slowly turn around, and you can just barely see hands, gripping the end of the raft. Then, up comes eyes, peering at you curiously. They practically glowed. You stumbled back in horror.
The creature raises an eyebrow and laughs softly at you. It lifts up so you could now see the head and chest, of what seems to be the most beautiful human you've ever layed eyes upon. He has dark curls, damp and pushed back out of his face, the sides shaven clean. Water droplets roll off of his skin, which looked as though it was made of porcelain. Not a single visible blemish. He had a little goatee, also dripping with the ocean. His eyes are what you drew you in the most, though. They were big and sweet, from how he appears. Welcoming browns surrounded by crystal white, but as he focused on you, his pupils narrowed into slits, the brown fading a bit. His lips were upturned in a little smile.
"Who are you?…" You manage out, your voice shaking against your will.
"Does it matter?" He responds. His voice is surprisingly raspy, not quite deep, but not as high as he sang.
"..Do you have a name?-" You question him, taking a little step forward, your knife held out in front of you.
"Joshua." The name was shockingly human, but there was no way in hell he was.
As you take a step closer, you are able to see him clearer. He is wearing lots of gold. A pendant dangles from his neck, shaped like the sun. Multiple earrings line his ears. Gold hoops wrap around his wrists, some sliding lower down his forearms. Rings of different shapes on every finger, foreign symbols you couldn't identify. He tilts his head slightly.
You have so many questions, yet all of the words are lost from you, caught in your throat, never uttered. He gives you a soft, gentle look before he begins to sing again, this time words, but it hardly mattered.
"Crash against wave upon wave, whoa-oh In strange horizons, ooh. Heel to the mist and the wind, yeah-yeah You make the movement, ooh"
You find yourself being drawn in to this. Slowly, you stumble forward, it felt like your feet were moving on their own. You drop your knife, it clatters against the wood, but you pay no attention to it. The creature reaches its hands out to you.
"Sail to the end of the world, whoa-oh For death or glory, ooh Bow with your face to the sky, yeah-yeah We are the movement, ooh"
You fall to your knees in front of him, and he cups your face in his hands, his nails ever lightly dig into the flesh, but you don't notice. Totally entranced by this voice, this thing that has found you.
He begins slowly pulling you downwards, still vocalizing. You let it happen, leaning forward, wanting to be closer, something in you urged to kiss him, longed for the connection. He smiles as he sinks down under the water, his eyes locked on yours. As his mouth opens, you can see his teeth are pointed into sharp fangs, his eyes narrowing even more.
Just as you get close enough, your nose touching the water, he drags you down. Claw like nails dig into your cheeks, you try to scream, but your mouth is filled with water. Salt fills you lungs as he pulls you to the deep. He lets you go and you sink down, left to rot in the pit of the empty sea.
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The sun beats down brightly on your face. You awake on your raft, perfectly dry, perfectly unharmed. You sit up, looking around, confused. Was it all a dream? Everything is seemingly normal..
..Yet, every box of jewelry has disappeared, and you notice, clutched tightly in the palm of your hand is a singular golden scale.
Life’s feeling a little weird lately but at least Jake Kiszka exists.
Is it just me or do I wanna get this man pregnant?!?!!??
Also I took these pictures, what??
guys I just want to TAKE CARE OF HIM, I just want to take care of him. I just wanna come home to him.
Who up thinking about Jake Kiszka rn? 🥱🥱
Love these boys 🫰🏻
@theleft0ver ❣️
Also in progress 💖💖
he’s so happy 🥺✨❤️🔥💍
add your favorite stage face that josh makes, this might be mine
Pfff Chile….. I knew I had to see him without the 😸tickler <3
And now I don’t know how to feel 💀
I thought he’s gonna look a bit more like Jake. Who’s this?! He’s still my man tho 💁🏼♀️❤️🔥💍
[Original pic credit to owner]
have a life ruiner for your evening
Why must life torment me like this? 🥲
childbearing hips 🧎🏼♀️🙃
Like???
Jarm veins 💀😭❤️🔥💪🏼
this picture keeps me up all night
Just reblogging so I can watch it again later
… tongue
Please… I need some friends from Greta Van Fleet fandom 🥺🥺🥺 if any of you go to the Manchester concert on the 28th please contact me so we can wait together ❤️❤️🥰🥰
