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Jedediah schlartt lil fluff fic.

A/n: Au in which y/n and schlatt are performers and are re-enacting the once scene from Joy. Imagine Jennifer Lawerence's voice eh y/n is singing (which is in bold and italicized maybe colored idk)

^^ the song they’re singing

LOOKK ATT HIMM.

Y/n sat backstage, warming up her voice. A knock on her door makes her pause for a bit and open the door. Schlatt, also dressed in costume, smiles at her. “Hey, they called places. You wanna walk together?” He offers. 

Y/n and schlatt have known each other since high school. They met during the audition for their spring musical, both ended up getting leads, the main love interest for each other. Ever since then, they’ve been attached at the hip. Seriously, they’ve done everything together. They audition together, rehearse together, and sometimes have dinner together. Just two best friends who happen to spend everyday together. Their chemistry was unbeatable. How normal of them.

“Of course i’d like to walk with you.” Y/n answers, stepping out of the dressing room. Interlocking their arms together, Y/n and Schlatt walked to the wings of the stage. Y/n stood on her mark, giving Schlatt a thumbs up with a wide smile. 

Schlatt took a deep breath, walking backwards onto the stage as a woman announced their performance to begin. 

With a smile of his face, facing the audience, he began singing.

“I know I stand in line until you think you have the time to spend the evening with me. And if we go someplace with dance i know that there’s a chance you wont be leaving with me.”

Soon after Y/n slowly walked towards Schlatt, which was his cue to now look at her. His grin slightly widened, still singing.

“Then afterwards, drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two. And then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘I love you’..”

Schlatt grabs her hand, they both start to waltz. 

“I can see it in your eyes that you despise the same old lies you heard the night before.  I practice everyday to find some clever lines to say to make the meaning come true.

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“And then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘I love you’..”

Their kiss scene begins, their faces closer together. Y/n felt his chops against her, softly gasping when she felt their lips touch. They’ve done this millions of times. But this time it feels different. It feels real.

Y/n gazed into Schlatt’s eyes, her face feeling hot. What was she doing? Why was she feeling like this? Suddenly Y/n begins to forget some lines, staring into Schlatt’s eyes. 

Thankfully Schlatt squeezed her waist, snapping her back into reality.

“I love you.”

“I love youu.”

As it was time for the song to end, they stopped dancing. Y/n’s grin now a soft gentle smile. She steps back, blowing a kiss to Schlatt. Blushing, Y/n looks at his face and notices Schlatt’s cheeks have a bit of a rosy hue to them. Y/n turns on her heel, running to her dressing room. 

Once Y/n plopped onto her chair she looks at herself, face flushed and her breathing rapid. “What the fuck..” She mummers to herself, hands rising to cup her cheeks. Y/n almost jumps out of her chair when she hears Schlatt’s voice. “Woah, sorry toots, didn’t mean to scare ya..” There was an awkward silence after, Y/n refused to stay anything first, afraid to say something she might regret.

Schlatt clears his throat, breaking the silence. “So.. should we talk about- That..?” 

TBC CAUSE ITS FUCKING 4AM !!!

Hi!! It's been a while~~

Had this thought of schlatt x reader who's super hyper feminine (pink or maybe overall glittery girlie aesthetic with plushies and so many soft things)

Stay healthy luv!!

Pink Girlie Reader Hcs!!

sfw!

276 words!

COMEBACK OF THE YEAR!!???!?!??.??

schlatt wouldn't ever thought of it, he was the epitome of an ‘i dont give a fuck’ person, but god, there he goes following his girlfriend around, carrying bags and bags of accessories and clothes, plushies and makeup

“ baby!! look at this “ reader squeals, jumping excitedly as she shows off the denim miniskirt, …pink and… short… great

“ isn't it cute? “ reader asks, smiling warmly, her unique smile always charms schlatt, the man could only nod and sigh, oh god, he'll do everything to see her smile everyday

“ isn't it a bit short toots? “ schlatt asks, approaching her closer, his hand gently on her waist, “ …hm.. “ he pauses, “ you gonna buy it? “ he asks

“ what do you think of it? “ reader replies, gently leaning more onto his touch, comfortable as ever, “ i think it's beautiful, just a little short “ schlatt responds, before shrugging, “ it's okay, i can fight “ he jokes, chuckling, “ go buy it, i’ll pay “ he added

reader was a walking, talking, living, pink disco ball, she's always decked out, girly girl as ever, shades of pink everywhere, sparkles everywhere, schlatt is still confused how they even started dating

“ …you sure you don't mind? “ reader asks, looking up, sheepish smile on her face, “ of course i don't “ schlatt reassures her, gently caressing the side of her waist, “ let's go to check out, i’ll treat you out on that restaurant you like “

reader giggles, nodding, pecking his cheek, leaving a lipstick mark as she hops towards the cashier, schlatt could only look at her with an adoring smile, heart eyes if one could describe it

somehow the perfect girl for a guy who doesn't care about everything

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Party Talking

sfw!

fem!reader ( very awkward n chill )

a typical confession love story wah wah wah

use of y/n!

“ you need to socialize more “ that's the last thing you heard from, ted, your childhood bestfriend stated before dragging you to a party thst you aren't fond of

you sat on the couch, awkward as you drink your fruit punch, hating the taste of beer on your lips

you fumble with your fingers as you sigh out, glancing at the open door but seeing ted playfully glaring at you, not wanting you to leave yet

you groan out in defeat, as you stand up about to refill your fruit punch, before bumping into schlatt, “ hey lil lady, watch where you're going “ he chuckles, “ you alright? “

“ oh uh yeah “ you mumble, slowly nodding as he looks at you before patting your head, “ ive never seen you before, name's schlatt “ schlatt introduces himself

you nod again, stating your name, “ nice to meet you schlatt “ you gave him an awkward smile before chuckling, “ you look tense, did someone drag you here? “ he jokes noticing the empty cup before offering, “ you want fruit punch? i can fill some for you “ he offers as you nod slowly handing him the cup

“ ted dragged me here “ you mutter, “ he said i should socialize “ you added as schlatt scoops some fruit punch, “ oh i get it, you're an introvert? or you just don't like big crowds? “ he asks

“ both “ you reply, muttering a small thank you as you get your cup back, “ … wanna be friends? “ schlatt asks, looking at you as you nod again

“ im sorry if im pretty awkward.. im just not good with talking “ you state as schlatt gave you a small nod, “ i understand, not everyone has good socializing skills “

the two of you sat on the couch again, “ …do you like cats? “ he asks, surprised seeing your eyes sparkle in interest, “ i have a cat actually! “ you smile brightly

and god, the two of you talked and talked for hours until the party was over, “ y/n? y/n? “ ted calls out for you, interrupting yours and schlatt’s conversation as he finally spots you both

“ woah, what do we have here? “ ted raises his eyebrow as you chuckle softly, “ i got my same a new girl friend “ schlatt shrugs, smug, as ted nods, “ im so proud, seeing both of my best friends getting along “ he dramatically faked a sob as schlatt playfully yet gently punches him causing the three of you to laugh

“ but fun’s over now, ill drop you home y/n “ ted hums, showing you that it's 11pm now “ oh… dang “ you slowly stand up watching schlatt as he gave you a reassuring nod, “ well… i guess i gotta go home too “ schlatt states, sighing as he stood up

-

as you got home, you got confused receiving a chat from a random number

*** ***** ****

< hey! this is schlatt from

the party, i forgot to ask

for your number so i

asked ted 😁

oh hiii >

uhhhh >

this is awkward >

< lol it's totally fine can i

ask you something?

< if you don't mind of course

< haha

yeah of course sure >

< you down… to go with

me? there's a new cat

café opening somewhere

it's fine if you don't want

to go but yeah if you're

free at saturday id be

happy to go with u 😁

oh! >

i'm definitely free >

of course ill go with u! >

what you didn't know was schlatt was staring at your message, kicking his foot like an anime girl, a small blush on his cheeks, rolling around his bed

this continued on for weeks, meet ups here and there, small dates, the both of you just clicked and god it was making schlatt crazy how you two are just friends

but he knows one day he needs to man up, grow some balls, and tell you how he felt and that day, was this one

the two of you stroll at a nearby park, taking both of your cats for a walk, he steals glances at you, he tries to act non chalant but he tremendously fails, him stammering his words, almost slipping, it was getting bad for him

“ you alright jay? “ you ask him, a tone of concern in your voice, “ you look red… like really red “

he breathes out, shaking his head, “ no god hahaha… it's nothing.. it's just so hot “ he mumbles, looking away, “ schlatt… it's winter “ you state as the two of you pauses, chuckling in unison

“ okay okay im sorry “ he breathes out, “ ive been thinking about something” he mumbles, looking at you

“ about what? “ you ask, as you two stop, looking at eachother, was this the right time? is she okay with this? does she even like me back? schlatt mentally asks himself

looking at your eyes with adoration and anxiety, his fingers fumbling, jambo’s and soup’s lead, “ holy fucking shit “ he whispers

“ you okay? “ you ask, gently resting your hand on his arm, thinking he was cold, as schlatt reddens more

“ fuck okay, i need to tell you something okay? “ he breathes out, looking at you intently

“ … okay? “ you chuckle softly, rubbing your hand on his arm

“ i like you y/n… i know it's been weeks of us just meeting but god you're the most amazing woman i know, you're kind, sweet, friendly, just… everything about you is just so lovable it's making me insane to think that we're just friends… im so glad you attended that party because if you didn't i would've never met you- “ he rambles, but you gently cut him off with a peck on his cheek

“ i like you too schlatt “ you smile, “ more like jared “ you manage to tease him, getting a loud laugh at him, lifting you up as he spun you, smiling cheek to cheek, “ holy shit i love you so much “ he rains kisses all over your face, fixing your hair as he smiles at you endearingly