Krazy For Kanna - Blog Posts

... Why I imagined it as

Krishna in his narayan sleep position and: Devi, battle now with naraka, I'm too tired. Garuda, get popcorn. I've enough energy to chew. Bye my love.

Satya maa: bombastic sideeyes

AWMAHGOSH

Pehle toh

THE LAST LINE AAAAAA

Also

Awwwwieeee. Dekho kanna mujhe tons of kisses mil gaye 😂😂

Sweetest jijii

Oo jiji, kya kehke unko bulaoge dulha banke jo aayenge

🤪

*runs before manu di throws tomato* KANNA BACHAO

I WILL NEVER throw tomato at you rancho 🥺

You are so sweet the only thing I'd love to throw at you would be tons of flying kisses ;)

And yess one of my delulu kinda thots included someone to ask me this so thankyouuu TOT

Coz ae ji o ji hum na kahenge hum to aansuon ke saath blabber karenge "please prabhu take me with you RIGHT.NOW coz I can't no mo"

Mile Honge Radha-Krishn Yahi Kisi Van Mein

Prem Madhuri Unki Basi Hai Pawan Mein.....

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I hope Braj se braj ke rang na churaye koi

I simply don't understand the need for this. What makes them think that neglecting basic sanitation can be replaced by ruining our most precious cultural heritage? And with what? Buildings with such poor infrastructure that will likely collapse in a few years? No, thank you. We have far superior architecture from centuries ago that embodies not only power and strength but also faith and respect for the Dhaam!

Dear government, Ensuring basic sanitation facilities and holding accountability for our heritage and faith sites would be more than enough.

Maine na jaane kis muhurat pe kanna ko bola ki

Kanna, mujhse khub kaam karwao khub khub. Aisa karo, jab bhi mummy logo ko kaam karwana ho toh sirf meko pukare

Ab toh haalat aisi ho gayi hai ki

Puja karne baithu, toh bhi pukarte lagte hai 😭

Krishna: you asked for it 😏 😛

Tbh I was scolded ki tum kuch kaam nahi karti...

:')

Ishaaron Ishaaron Mein Dil Lene Wale

Bata Ye Hunar Tune Sikha Kaha Se

Bas aage ki lines gaane aap chale aate toh anand dugna hojata aajata ❤️

Not everyone with our blu boi's names are green flags .... :')

Me: krishna ye yaad dila dena

Krishna: *makes me remember that thing every half an hour*

Me: krishna ye yaad dilana, but thode time baad. Taki clue mile ki you agree with this

Krishna: *raat ko nind khol ke yaad dilaying*

Yet

After all

This

Me: krishna kabhi toh clue diya karo ki prem karte ho. Chalo ek phool gira ke dedo

Krishna: 😐😌🤪

No.

Tum apne charano me rakh lo mujhko

tumhare charano kaa phool hun mai

main sar jhukaye khadi hun priyatam

main sar jhukayae khadi hun priyatam

ke jaise mandir me lau diye ki.... 🎶

Tum apne charano me rakh lo mujhko

tumhare charano kaa phool hun main

main sar jhukaye khadi hun priyatam

main sar jhukaye khadi hun priyatam

ke jaise mandir me lau diye ki.... 🎶

Stress reliever 😂

I have like a 100 problems

Doing this to these blorbos would probably solve 97 of them

I wish gopiya dekhti toh kya hota lmao

Krishna’s shenanigans

(ab toh maiiya se bachne ka no chance)

<Vasants version>

After seeing you

This ladki is no okay at all

Krishna getting on Tumblr seeing a quiet big fandom THIRSTHY for him:

just a moment with my friends :)

Yeah I've got imaginary friends. I'm crazy I'm crazy

Tbh ig I told you both that I've imaginary friend kanna right lolI asked him

Pehle avatar mein toh yuddh na ho karke dut pe dut bhej rhe the

Dusre mein kyu karwaya yuddh turant

He be like: cuz pehle mein karna tha

Dusre mein karwana tha

Me: Aur abhi?

He: abhi jitana hai

Jab bhi koi krishna bhakt is sad

Krishna :

Tum apna, ranj-o-gham, Apni pareshani ... mujhe de do. 🎶

Kanna seriously 🥺

People who see this before May 11th are about to meet their soulmate.

Joins sakhi

Meko bhi lejao apne saath

Where do you live?

Delusion, anxiety and nostalgia

Me looking at ceiling

Kanna kab aa rhe, i need some pyar ki jhappi

humri uljhan, suljhao bhagwan

Tumhre bin humra kauno nahi

O Palanhare, Nirgun O Nyaare

Tumhre bin hamra kou nahi

But seriously, kanna se bolo toh vo pakka kar hi dete hai

Bas thoda satate zarur hai

Krishna be like: aur smaran karo, aur karo, abhi 80 percent hi hua hai, aur smaran karo, mann nahi bhara mera, thoda aur smaran karo 🤪😌 akhir pati hu tumhara, aur karo.

its raining heavily here, like a full blown storm and Obv in India as soon as a drop of water touches the ground and swoosh *lights out!*

So we've been waiting for the electricity to come back like it's been 6 hours or so even our inverter gave up!

My 10 yr old cousin came to me all droopy like "manu didi aap krishna ji se bolo ki woh light le aayein😩" ( ask krishna to restore the power cut) to which I replied " beta maine bol diya na to ulta aur light nahi aayegi coz he likes teasing me especially in circumstances like these👀" (if I told him to do that he probably will cut out the power for even longer)

Then I said "why don't you pray to him with a pure heart, ask your brother in law krishna ji- please light waapis le aao na jijaji 🥺" {we have this insider funny custom that my cousins & sibling call krishna "jijaji" lol}

And with his sweetest 10 yr ol kid's pure voice my cousin prayed to him the exact same line "please light waapis le aao na jijaji😭" and

I. KID. YOU. NOT

the moment he said that

*bling* we have the electricity, the whole town has electricity as soon as he uttered the words 👁️👄👁️

We (my whole family) were utterly speechless and just laughing at "all that Manu is doing, isn't a joke anymore 🫢"

Its still raining but there's no problem related to power cut anymore, thanks to mere bhai ke jijaji 🛐

My cousin said I'm gonna do this every day for legit every thing now so all the best krishna now that you have to arrange those video games his father has been delaying him for lmaoo

krishna ji be coaxing me like :

Yet another sign from my peacock feather boy

Jaane na Nazar Pehchaane jigar Ye kaun hai dil par chhaya Mera ang ang muskaya

These lines suits the relationship of every krishna premika and kanha

Jinhe dekha nahi hai

Par hridaya pehchanta hai 💜

Kesava is one of the names of Sri Krishna. Arjuna, in the Bhagavad Gita, calls Him by this name three times. Kesava means “the one with luxuriant hair (kesam)” or “the one who killed Kesi, the demon.”

However, in defining the word Kesava, Srimad-Bhagavatam reveals one of its secret meanings, which is available only to Rasika Vaisnavas (devotees who are expert tasters of pure and transcendental rasa). Srila Visvanatha Cakravarti Thakura explains the meaning of the word Kesava with the phrase "kesan vayate samskarotiti - because Krishna arranges the hair (kesa) of His beloved, He is called Kesava."

I'm crazy

i need equally dramatic one. Taki hum dono meri bestie ka sar khaye

This dramatic girl seriously needs her calm boyfriend

If I was in place of arjun

That 3rd part of 'philosophical rambling' ek kaan se aata dusre se chala jata while brain would play that line over and over again

harivamsha Parva, ch 104, bori ce mahabharata

Krishna expresses his love for arjun so freely even I was taken aback while reading it😭😭, it came outta nowhere.

Krishna was like: *philosophical rambling**philosophical rambling* "I love you arjuna and you love me:3" *continues philosophical rambling*

😭😭 he just had to say that

Prabhu pichle janm mein aapki help ki thi. Ab thoda makkhan hume bhi dedo. ❤️ 🥺

Kanha🌸🌸🌸