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Why are the mcdonalds apple pies so good? It melts in your mouth! I expect this good of a pastery from a professional baker, not a multibillion dollar transnational fastfood chain! Like, wtf do they put in them?? Human souls??? I ain't complaining, but there's no way you can make something so good without a bit of human sacrifice, y'know? Mcdonalds, whatever you do to make these, please keep doing it.