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I had dinner tonight and I was like “ooooo tumblr’s gonna LOVE this” so here we are

Anyways, for dinner I had cheese sausages and Caesar salad

When I saw the salad I was like ASGARD and RAGNAROK but then I realized that the salad metaphor is what convinced Mobius to test out the apocalypse theory that Loki had. They tested it in Pompeii, which was in the Roman Empire. What else was in the Roman Empire? Caesars, who would have Caesar salad because they’re it’s namesake. The sausage made me think “you naughty little sausage” from that one video of Tom Hiddleston having a party and he invited Josh Horowitz and he said this before smashing Josh’s phone with a mallet. And my knife that I used to cut my sausage made me think LOVE IS A DAGGER.

Because this fandom has ruined me

Idk about Crocki, but I was on a live watch party last night and the chat noticed that the castle thing at the end is dr dooms mansion or something, and that Thor in the jar is Throg (Thor as a frog)

Hope this helps!

🚨LOKI SPOILERS🚨

Just finished episode 5 of Loki… wow… just.

IT WAS AMAZINGGGG

But it still left me questions:

1. How did kid Loki end up killing Thor?

2. Who tf is behind TVA?

3. Why does their mansion look like it’s from 17th century?

4. Why are both Sylki and Lokius ships so amazing?

6. Why was Thor in a little jar? ⬇️

7. Why was Mobius in Lokis’ whatever-that-universe/time-is-called?

8. What were those bird-like blue thingies?

9. Why was there a ship USS Eldridge? I googled it expecting it to be some sort of db cooper-like situation but there was nothing weird

10. Was Crocki lying about being Loki? And if so, why?

That’s it. If anyone has any theories, please reblog or comment and tell me

THIS MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE I-

Okay after give the last sylvie loki scene some thought not really just popped into my mind Loki was not trying to reach for a kiss or anything romantic, he was going to reach for her memories. A last favor if you may, because they needed a fucking break.

Remember when she said something about vaguely remembering Asgard and also she said she taught magic herself so can do loki too, but he did not know he could do that that was what's new for him. I swear to Odin everything i write makes total sense to me right now.

Seeing as the whole fandom is torn between shipping Sylvie and Loki and not because selfcxst, yet we don’t have a ship name……

Ladies, Gentleman and everyone in between, I raise you:

✨Sylki✨

I’m not very good at metaphors and symbolism and stuff so I need to know if this makes sense or is completely idiotic

In Loki episode 3 Loki says “Love is a dagger, It's a weapon to be wielded far away or up close. You can see yourself in it. It's beautiful until it makes you bleed. But ultimately, when you reach for it….”

Then in episode 5 they hug Mobuis:

And they’re dragger is being clearly shown.

So, dagger=love and during the hug the dagger is on display, so does hug=their in love?

Am I thinking into this too much?

i will fight if lokius does not happen

Same couple, different fonts

Imagine a asgard au with the black brothers and sirius breaks the timeline because he's a bad boy and meets remus and they have to fix the timeline and sirius frees remus from the TVA and they live happy every after :)))))

I don’t know how people still ship Loki and Sylvie. Not after season two. Not after seeing how Loki and Mobius behave and look at each other. Not after seeing how much Loki and Mobius love each other.

It still irritates the hell out of me how well Sylvie seems to have accepted Loki's absence. I mean, come on, Loki SACRIFICED himself so that in the end she could come back and live her happy life the way she wanted. But in this scene she seems to be talking about the fucking wind, they ruined her so much in this second season.

While Mobius seems SAD AS HELL. ALONE in a new life that he still doesn't know how to deal with and that he didn't ask for, without the presence of the person he liked most. He looks so devastated, like someone came and destroyed his favorite jetski, when in fact the only thing destroyed was his and Loki's chance to ride that damn jetski TOGETHER.

Also just found out that some people didn’t ship Lokius until the last few episodes?!?!?! Are y’all blind or delusion cause their chemistry is off the fucking charts

🤨

He's a bit eepy 🌠

It's hard carrying the fate of the universe on your shoulders.

Also sometimes you gotta treat yourself to keylime pie while your husband is running his jetski business.

Just curious

What am I even supposed to do now? Cry???