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Person A: hey why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?
Person B, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: oh haven’t you heard?
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aah byron, the queen of all drama queens.
Me: “I think I’ll start reading Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage! It seemed pretty good from the excerpts Ive read in English class”
Also me: *literally googling every other word in the first Canto*
no because imagine having to sit through byron scream singing in albanian
“May I just say, you are quite lovely in a crisis.”
“No, you may not!”
I’m screaming 😂
-Lord Byron was the inspiration for his doctor Polidori’s vampire, Lord Ruthven. He’s also a national hero in Greece, because he died fighting in their War of Independence against the Ottoman Empire.
-Mary Shelley is best known for Frankenstein and editing her husband’s work. However, she wrote several other novels. She was bisexual, and had a relationship with Jane Williams, which ended badly.
-Claire Clairemont in addition to having an illegitimate child by Byron, was fluent in five languages, including French. She outlived the majority of Byron and Shelley’s social circle.
-Percy Shelley was expelled from Oxford for his atheism, and died in a shipwreck. The death of Claire Clairemont’s illegitimate daughter by Byron haunted him.
Percy, holding the door for Mary: After you :)
Mary: No, after you :)
Percy: I insist, after you :)
Byron, pushing pass the both of them: No, after me.
This is both hilarious and accurate for Lord Byron, who really was that arrogant.
Does being a bisexual pagan count? :P
today is byron’s birthday which means it’s time to do your most, your worst, and cause scandal.
don’t disappoint him
Red changes in the sky
Where rose the mountains, there to him were friends; Where rolled the ocean, thereon was his home; Where a blue sky, and glowing clime, extends, He had the passion and the power to roam; The desert, forest, cavern, breaker's foam, Were unto him companionship;
G.G.Byron