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To steal a quote, it’s called “girl power”, not “girl ethics”.
Do you think Col. Cassandra Moore effectively utilized Girl Power when she funneled an extrajudicial paramilitary mailman towards several nominally-hostile-but-perfectly-diplomatically-tractable factions in the Mojave Wasteland
The important thing to remember about the Star Trek universe is that the formula for Coca-Cola was lost during the Eugenics Wars, while PepsiCo was forcibly nationalized in the 2050s by Colonel Green, who dismantled their bottling plants and had much of the workforce executed on the grounds that they produced, quote, “an impure beverage”. (RC Cola still exists in the 24th century, but nobody drinks it.)
The most unrealistic part of Star Trek Deep Space Nine is the idea that root beer is exceedingly popular. Root beer is gross and a hyper-advanced humanity isn't going to embarrass themselves by drinking that in front of the aliens
And in another parallel with Disco Elysium, Kathryn Janeway’s psyche is also composed of 24 self-aware archetypes, 18 of which are actively trying to drive her to destruction.
from what i can gather Disco Elysium is about this guy
“Now tell me which is better: three...or four? Three...or four.” “Three...or four.”
Do you see your little red house?
it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.
you can only reblog this today.
ME when I see wasted character arc potential
Isn’t this the final level of Hitman: Codename 47? Is there a mass grave full of dead bald guys in suits in back of this place?
GOOD EVENING
i just found the most fucked up property currently for sale in austria
THIS LOOKS NICE RIGHT JUST A BIG OLD HALL
CUTE RIGHT? NO. FUCK NO
I FEEL SO MUCH DREAD SEEING THIS HALLWAY
YOU WON`T LEAVE THIS ALIVE
IT HAS AN INDUSTRIAL KITCHEN AND BATHROOM IDK FOR WHAT BUT I HATE IT
THIS CUBE IS WHERE YOU GO TO DIE
like this is advertised as just a curious amazing thing with no explaination to what the fuck is going on or what THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED IN THERE
but you can buy it for 99,000€. you might die looking at it but like. you can fucking try to get this
here is a link to the listing i guess. i hate this so much https://www.immowelt.at/expose/2b46g4c
INTERIOR - CABIN JEAN-LUC PICARD: You’re...James Tiberius Kirk? Right? JIM KIRK: Yes, I am him. JEAN-LUC PICARD: Why? <puzzled silence> - a scene cut from the shooting script of Star Trek: Generations (1994)
what if after the five year mission, people treat captain kirk like they treat tony hawk?
like people don’t recognize tony hawk unless he has a skateboard, and people don’t recognize kirk unless he’s in uniform
“Congratulations son, you’ve reinvented Romulans.” (Actually I imagine most Romulans would find these guys incredibly tedious to be around.)
Troy Baker drinks Red Bull, so you know he’s evil.
Well....at least we can still drink piss water Monster Energy after the apocalypse...
“He reminds me of that delightful FBI agent with the future-glasses from that old David Cage game.”
These aliens have names like Garvin, Skorin, and Talur. And this kid comes up with Jayden. The hell, writers?
The mirror universe, transporter accidents, other parallel universes, time travel, cloning technology operated by unscrupulous doctors and scientists, the holodeck...the list goes on and on.
The “would you fuck your clone?” question is so uncomfortably real in Star Trek because of the Mirror Universe.
Ah, “Alter Ego”, the episode where Tuvok is stalked by an alien incel who got too deep into RPing.
if you relate to having an idea for a story for 4 to 8 years with almost zero progress towards actually writing it down, clap your hands
Based on my own experience with Lost Highway, Mulholland Drive, Rabbits, and Inland Empire...yep, that’s pretty much it.
Explaining Twin Peaks
Picard: “...well, fuck me, I guess.”
He has special eyes.
At first I was kinda confused as to why no-one said anything about Jonathan’s eye situation but then I realized that people know him as the night shift doctor…
I’ve been playing Vampyr lately and despite it’s flaws I think it’s a good game. I’m currently on chapter four, so, about half-way there! Also, I just noticed that I misspelled Pippa’s name, but oh well, I’m too lazy to fix it.
First Eric and Hannibal mocked him with ominous threats, then he met his real father, then this...man, Questlove had a rough day.
I’m both disgusted and entertained. Of course, as both a Simpsons fan and a sadist, I have a challenge for you: * Cloves * Tom Collins mix * Frozen pie crust
Dooooooooooooooo it.
Finally. The great taste of Worcester Sauce in a soft drink!
(and I know. It’s pronounced “Woostah”)
“Cats that look like Lenin” really should be a thing.
Котик революционер
Ah, but you see:
1. Any man can go out and buy one cake and spend something like US$12 on a cake, but it takes a man of true genius and cunning to steal US$480 worth of cake and not even get a police reprimand.
2. For Lex, it’s not enough that he has forty cakes. EVERYONE ELSE MUST HAVE ZERO CAKES!!!
And That’s Terrible!
You know she had to do it to ‘em (by “them” I mean “the Teplans,” and by “it” I of course mean “virus-bomb their homeworld with super-HIV as punishment for rebellion, and also because it’s kinda funny”). She’s a real sweetheart, folks.
my new favorite timelines discourse is the recent critiques on the forums about this week’s new artwork, like how the diseased changeling founder’s flakes just don’t look quite flakey enough
Oh God, the show’s not done with Hitoe yet? What could they do to her that worse than what’s already happened? OH MARI OKADA, WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO SLAKE YOUR THIRST FOR ADOLESCENT MISERY?!
hey, same
Hmm.
Someone on the Super Best Friends Play subreddit talking about Detroit: Become Human blew my mind with this gem:
"...in a game that’s...an allegory to slavery and the Jim Crow era, the two best-written and most universally loved characters are police officers.”
Befitting my WWI obsession, I’d kill for a chocolate cake in the shape of a British Mark V. I want a goddamn rhomboid prism of cake, and I want it now.
I want a T-14 cake for my birthday sometime. I think the T-14 is among the more cake-like modern tanks, and also I am a Russian nationalist,