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Magma Leader Maxie - Blog Posts
some maxie hcs. i like to imagine that rse maxie is just younger oras maxie. dont ask me about the lore implications im just fucking around
separate drawings below
his face remains still😂😂🤣🤣🤣but his body language betrays him!😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂ROFL!😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
archie appreciation post. HE HAS WAVES YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISEEEEE OUT OF ALL THE CHARACTERS ARCHIE WOULD HAVE WAVES!!!!!!!!!!!
guy who turned the thermostat up
+ silly persona doodle
i am going to eliminate the middle aged
heh.... heheh... magma doodles.... (get it? cause magma is the team but also the site tha- [gets shot 47 times in the chest]
Even Ghetsis Pays his Taxes
*Scene in Pokemon Masters opens*
*We see a bunch of Unovans characters furiously working on papers. A whole range that includes, but not limited to, the player characters.*
*Enter scene: May, Brandon, Maxie, and Archie*
Brandon: Hey Nate! Are you ready for our Pokemon battle?
*Nate looks up*
Nate: Oh! I'm so sorry! I can't go! I have to pay my taxes first!
Brandon: ?
Brandon: You pay taxes?
Nate: Yes! I have to get it before next week! And since we're at Pasio, I'll to mail it overseas. If I don't get it done now, it could be late when it arrives!
Brandon: ?????
Archie: Now don't worry laddie. Isn't that true big of a deal. It will get there when it gets there. Nothing to worry about.
Clay: Nothing to worry about? You won't say that with the government hounding you down! Doing all investigating-
Maxie: Now, now. I understand that paying one's taxes are important, unlike someone here-
Archie: Hey! I pay them! Eventually...
Maxie: But you need not worry too much about being late. Everything sorts itself out. Now about that battle ...
*All the Unovans look at them in abject horror.*
Clay: You don't pay your taxes? And you're a freeman?
Grimsley: Not worry?! Not worry?!?!?
Hilbert: Brandon! May! Do you need help with your taxes? My grandma gave me tips so now I save so much!
Brandon: Wait? I need to pay taxes?!
May: Hold it!!!
*Silence*
May: Why are all of you so worried? Is the government that threatening if you don't pay your taxes?
*Ghetsis chooses that moment to walk on screen with his own sheet of taxes.*
Ghetsis: Child, even I pay my taxes on time. In full.
Rosa: Hey? Can I borrow a pen?
*Ghetsis hands her one.*
All the trainers from Hoenn: WHAT?????
*End Scene*