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Running gag where Mike Newton is constantly almost finding out about the supernatural

He’s constantly overhearing funny bits and pieces of conversation but none of it is strictly incriminating (e.g. Bella: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse… wait. Is that something you’ve tried?” Edward: “I haven’t, but in 1972 Emmett and Jasper learned the phrase ‘double dog dare’. I’ll leave it at that”)

He’s on a hike and turns his head just a half-second too late to see Esme tackle a bear into a ditch, out of sight

He muses aloud to Bella one day that her friend Jacob from the rez gained muscle, like, inhumanly fast…. Would he share his workout/diet regimen?

Mike is most relatable character. Change my mind 😃

Me literally at wedding and parties 😌

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ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵃʷᵉˢᵒᵐᵉ ʷʰʸ ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵒᵗⁱⁿ’ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᵐʸ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ˡᵉᵗ ᵃ ᴘʟᴀʏᴀ ᵖˡᵃʸ

     𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘵, 𝓉-𝒷𝒶𝓁𝓁?

my friend is reading breaking dawn and she just read the part where edward uses his teeth to take off bella’s garter at the wedding and then throws it into mike newton’s face and i just thought you all would love the reminder of such a great scene