Mischa Bachinski - Blog Posts

Noel is definitely a heathers fan you can’t tell me otherwise

noel, at 5am, trying to buy tickets: WELL FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW

mischa, asleep, who went to bed 3 hours ago: if that's what you're into, моя любов

Shinji crank that soljia boi

every time I see a picture of Ocean I'm like why does she look so familiar

and then I realized

I am so normal abt these two

a bad, but sad boy /quote

Gonna try to do this, this month!

(my art is going to change a LOT during this, depending on my mood)

I was bored in chem so i started thinking about what the choir would be saved as in Ricky's phone so here

Mischa - the spider that bit peter parker

When the choir saw someone saved on Ricky's contacts as this they asked him who it was. He told then it was mischa and they were all very confused. Constance asked why he saved mischa as that and ricky doesn't even look up from his phone and types "it's because he's radioactive" into his text to speach. everyone looks horrified and ocean is about to rant about how he can't say things like that, but mischa is doubled over with laughter at the other side of the room.

Noel - greasy McDonald's french fry

Honestly it's bc noel low-key reminds me of my ex-best friend and he always had greasy hair so I think that there was a period of time when noel just straight up didn't shower for like a week straight

Constance - fresh a vaca do

The blackwood cafe has a menu sign out side and one time constance let him erase it and put vine quotes on it

Ocean - *insert joker quote here*

Ocean is just constantly flipping between preppy uptight bitch to "no one loves me I might as well just kms" ricky calls it her joker arc

Penny - Penny

He likes penny :)

Rtc characters as things me or my friends have said/done

Ocean- I wish I could bleep people in real life like they do in reality tv, cause you just cussed so much.

Noel- Because I'm a hoe for romance ok!, now unpause the movie

Mischa- *gets down on one knee* will you marry me? *reveals dino chicken nugget in hands*(idk why I did this but I feel like he would)

Ricky- *signs you're a rat to random people in class*

Constance- do ever just want to punch people in the face but you know if you did you would either cry or get into a full on fist fight

Jane/penny- *eats a piece of my choir sheet music* yum *choir teacher gives me a dirty look* what everyone else was doing this two seconds ago

(some of these aren't very in character but I really wanted to post this

Howdy hello I'm dingo!

Glad we can agree the noel!catfish theory is out- and I absolutely adore the Talia is a code name idea, it is 👌 as is, but I raise you, Talia is code name but only Mischa knows about it- its so funny to me, like Mischas just talking about how much he loves Noel and everyone's just sitting there thinking he's talking about a Ukrainian woman he's never met

Mischa: she's a poet, kind of emo but in a swag way... no I've never actually read her poetry but-

Noel: what are you talking about

Am I just saying this because the idea of Mischa being a sappy sweetheart gives me life, maybe, am I also just saying this because the idea of Noel having a giant crush on Mischa but not pursuing that crush because he thinks Mischas taken and Mischa having a crush on Noel and thinking Noel's just doesn't like him is funny, that's a good possibility

RTC as things my friends have said

Penny *after killing a spider*: Is the carcass on the Bible? Can confirm the carcass is on the Bible

Ricky *abt Sally face*: Do you think Larry's nose is bigger than his dick?

Mischa: i am not gay

*Like 10 minutes later*

Ocean: So who from Be More Chill would you date?

Mischa: Oh that is easy Michael. Wait no-

Noel *to ocean probably*: Alright Captain America

Noel: c'est petit penis

Rando: You're from Canada Mischa:*offended* I am from Ukraine

Ocean: I have social standards you know

Penny: I just wanna taste therapy again

Noel: So how often do you fuck yourself. Ocean: Only when your mum isn't available

Constance: His ass cheeks are grass cheeks

Ricky & Penny: To ze top of ze towaaaaaa

Noel: Omg RuPaul is in this movie Mischa: Is that the guy that plays Ant-Man

Ocean: Do you think he's slimy? Noel: Free lube

Ocean: I'm a verbal prostitute and you're a pervert

Penny/Constance: Cause I like squids and I like murder

Ocean: It was just a suggestion- Mischa: I don't take suggestions

Ocean *to Constance abt her little brother who is now taller than her*: I am going to murder your brother at sunrise

Ricky *to mischa when he realised he was bi*: Eat dick, positive I guess

Noel: I heard a hissing noise and thought Ocean was deflating

Miscellaneous Ride The Cyclone headcanons

-they all get brought back to life at the end of it

-they remember the events of canon

-meaning they remember their songs

-the choir performed an "original song" at the next fall fair called sugar cloud

-they won it for the first time

-they did the dance and everything

-Mischa's house is the designated sleep over house

-mischa is trans ftm

-noel is gender fluid

-penny, ocean, and Ricky are autistic

-ocean is aroace

-constance is a demigirl

-mischa gets into fights for the choir a lot

-talia was a catfish

-mischa confided in Noel after finding out

-they fell in love

-talia then became a code name for Noel

-they told the choir abt the code name thing

-noels dad is homophobic but usually never around but just to be safe

-bi Mischa

-Mischa's mama is alive and on the road to recovery

-mischa only got into a few fights pre-canon cause he intimidated everyone

-he starts them now to protect the choir

-mama bird Mischa

-mischa sings Ukrainian lullabies to penny when she's over stimulated

-noel had a small crush on Misch pre-canon that got worse after the "you are man of words Noel Gruber" thing

-constance has two mums

-the choir hang out in Constance's family bakery

- constance learned how to make pirozhki to give to Mischa

-he cried

-Mischa's had top surgery

-ricky is non binary and uses he/him pronouns

-penny is unlabeled and uses she/her pronouns

-the choir like to steal Mischas clothes

-Mischa's shirts look like dresses on ocean

-Ocean is 4'11 and 103lbs of sass and insecurity

-mischa is 6'2 and like 190lbs

-ocean is a snitch

-someone shoves into ocean in the hallway and sees a very angry Ukrainian speeding towards them

-ricky offers Mischa one of his crutches is he's there when Mischas beating the shit out of someone

-everyone was Hella surprised when after almost dying Mischa started actively taking part and enjoying choir

-ricky communicates thru sign language

-mischa, penny and Noel learned sign language for Ricky

-ocean is trying to learn sign language (it's not going well)

-the choir like to sing "what the world needs" to piss off ocean

-mischa taught Noel a little Ukrainian so they could talk shit about people

-2016 cast & script>

-penny has a special interest in animals

-penny walks stiffly likes doll post accident

-ricky is buff from the waist up

-the choir had a betting pool on when nischa would get together

-ricky won

-he was beyond pissed that he was off by like 3 days tho

-noel has one of those crusty white dogs that looks like it has rabies

-birds are attacted to mischa like a disney princess

-i feel like mischa would smell like beer

-penny has a pet frog

-constance volunteers at a pet shelter

please elaborate about talia being a codename for noel, it's so brilliant and i need to Know More /nf

GLADLY thank you for asking 

- we all know mischa’s adoptive parents SUCK

- but mischa is such a sweet and romantic guy and he wants to be with noel so baddddd

- so noel has the idea to come up with a codename so that mischa doesnt have to hide too too much

- they don’t tell constance or ocean because constance will end up telling ocean and ocean can not keep a secret for the life of her

- ricky Knows. they didn’t tell him, he just Knows.

- ricky corners the two of them and confronts them in sign language, to which both of them turn bright red

- noel, in sign language “please don’t tell anyone”

- penny Also knows but shes new and hasnt fit into the dynamic yet so she doesn’t say anything

- this feeds into my personal favorite nischa hc, when the cyclone accident happened, mischa was holding his hat with one hand, and noel’s hand with the other

- they got scared and immediately reached for each other for support

- when mischa is texting “talia” he’s either sending noel really sarcastic observations about the happenings around them OR really really sappy sweet lovey-dovey texts

- he’s really annoyed that the warehouse doesn’t have wifi because he can’t be as affectionate as he usually is

- am i saying that, with this concept, talia the song is a thinly veiled song about noel? yes. yes i am. 

- after the song, when karnak offers to tell mischa what would happen, noel stops him because ocean and constance do Not Know and noel Cannot deal with more ocean bs rn

- anyways yes them