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Spacerap is making their collab song guys
"This Song is Awesome" vs "Talia"
theatre kids of tumblr. reblog this with that one role you know you’d be good for but you’ll never get
for me it’s hermes from hadestown. also maybe skimbleshanks but i think i could get that one if local theatre group did cats.
wow you guys LOVE this post i’ve gotten like 10 notes in the past ten minutes. i’d like to add that i would make an AMAZING orpheus because my range is the same and also i play guitar. unfortunately they do not love the concept of orpheus being a transmasc teenager. so
Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (pt. 2)
Noel: I don’t do relationships.
Mischa: *exists*
Noel: Shit.
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Noel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Mischa: ..Have you never taken a shower before?
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Ocean: Just be yourself.
Noel: 'Be myself'? Ocean, I have one day to win Mischa over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Ricky: Couple weeks.
Constance: Six months.
Jane Doe: Jury’s still out.
Noel: See, Ocean?
Noel: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Ocean: From now on we will be using code names.
Ocean: You can address me as Eagle One.
Ocean: Noel is “been there done that”.
Ocean: Ricky is “currently doing that”.
Ocean: Constance is “it happened once in a dream”.
Ocean: Jane Doe is “if I had to pick a gal”.
Ocean: And Mischa is...
Ocean: Eagle Two
Mischa: Oh thank god.
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Ocean: I CAN'T DO IT!
Noel, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Ocean: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Mischa: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Ocean:
Ocean: I appreciate it,
Ocean: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Ricky: Ocean-
Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Constance: Ocean we gotta-
Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Ocean: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Ocean, motioning to Jane Doe: NOT FUCKING THIS
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Ocean: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Noel: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Mischa: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Noel, learn to listen.
Ricky: What if it bites itself and I die?
Constance: That’s voodoo.
Jane Doe: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Noel: That’s correlation, not causation.
Ricky: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Constance: That’s kinky.
Ocean: Oh my God.
Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (provided by the incorrect quotes generator)
Noel: Hey, someone tried to fight a quid at the aquarium today!
Mischa: *covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Noel: Is something burning?
Mischa: *leaning against the counter* just my love for you.
Noel: Mischa, the toaster is on fire.
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Ocean: You’re right.
Noel: That’s an unusual phrase for you, did you just learn it?
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Ocean: Do you take constructive criticism?
Noel: I only take cash or credit.
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Ocean: You know those things kill you, right?
Noel: *pouring a glass of whiskey* Yeah, that’s kind of the point.
Mischa: *smoking a cigarette* Were trying to speed this shit up.
Constance: *nodding her head while eating raw cookie dough*
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Ocean: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Noel: Oh yeah? You’re the one who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Ocean: I’m leaving you! AND IM TAKING MISCHA WITH ME!
Constance: *picking up the Monopoly board* I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
I'm quite bored so I'm gonna explain my Danganronpa x Ride the Cyclone AU(They're not exactly tight-casted to the characters, The most they take from the character's directly is their songs)
The Amazing Karnak - Monodam
Out of everyone among the Monokubs and Monokuma, Monodam seems like he'd be the only one who'd be willing to give them a chance to compete for another chance at life
No hate to anyone who casted Monokuma as Karnak, But Monokuma would never give these kids the chance
Virgil the Rat - Monokid
Monokid plays guitar and has a distaste for Monodam, Therefore, Motive to just kill him for kicks. Need I say more?
Ocean Rosenberg - Rantaro Amami
You need to hear me out. People always cast Miu or Angie as Ocean when frankly, Rantaro would match with the motive. He hardly knows any of the other contestants(Since he died first and didn't really get to know anyone) and his whole motivation for "What the World Needs" in the first place, Would be his sisters because of his determination and debt feeling that drives him to want to find them
Noel Gruber - Korekiyo Shinguji
Not motivated by his sister thing. "Noel's Lament" would more be motivated by like a want to live a life without her, And using the symbolism of the French Hooker
Idk he was a last resort since I had nobody else who fit
Mischa Bachinski - Angie Yonaga
Your gonna look at me and tell me that it isn't perfect? I doubt I need to explain.
Natalia Bolinski - Tsumugi Shirogane
"Talia" was cut from this considering every character would be there even if they weren't competing(They participate in the unanimous vote and serve as ensemble) but it deserved an honorary mention
Richard (Ricky) Potts - Kokichi Ouma
I've seen people make Shuichi or Kiibo Ricky which really doesn't make sense to me. Kokichi definitely would be more Seattle "Space Age Bachelor Man" than the cast recording version, Saving earth feels more his speed instead of becoming a superhero sex god on a cat planet. Also he wouldn't take it too seriously because he highly doubts anyone will vote for him anyway, So why not go out with a bang?
Jane Doe - Maki Harukawa
I always see people make Tsumugi Jane, When it makes more sense to make a survivor Jane considering the fact she comes back to life. And since in the context of the killing game, Everyone would know anyone else died, But using a survivor would give mystery of not knowing what the fuck happened(Cause you can't exactly make anyone a Jane or John Doe in this context so their motive could be more the mystery of not knowing anything about how you died)
Constance Blackwood - Miu Iruma
Constance's whole shtick is being outcasted and only really known for like one thing and growing sour for that. THAT'S MIU'S WHOLE THING BASICALLY. The whole cast really only uses her for her inventor talent then shuns and ignores her after she finishes something for them, Miu would definitely grow annoyed of that
For how or why she accepted everything about her life is actually undecided but it could probably be because she lost it all and realized how great it was after death like Constance did but idk
So, Yeah, Here
I personally don't believe Legoland was pre-cyclone. I believe it is and only was post-cyclone.
Let me explain myself before you start telling me I'm wrong
Jane Doe was the one unidentified body of the cyclone disaster. She was unidentified because she lost her head and it was never found, Nor could anyone in Uranium recall her
And you might say "Oh but she just came to Uranium after her parents got arrested so nobody got used to her yet" that's where your wrong. Penny Lamb had a criminal record by 15 years of age and her brother Erza sold his medication to collage kids for money, I've never been to Canada yet but I'm sure anywhere in the world if a pair of kids that young came anywhere with a history of parents that grew weed and did and still does all that stuff? That news would spread like wildfire
And if Penny had a brother how was she unidentified if Erza could very well have went to the corner himself and outright told them she had gotten on the ride and it must be her. But again how in God's name would a card like Penny Lamb be left to a Jane Doe after all the stuff she's done back when she was 15?
Now think if Jane was originally someone else
A girl who did in-fact joined the choir late and didn't bother to talk to alot of people around Uranium because she planned to pack her things and leave as soon as she graduated
Excluding herself from any social gatherings, Any school events that aren't mandatory, only going out to get food so she can continue to live. Someone who never made friends because she didn't want to say goodbye
Someone nameless.
Think about it; With Jane originally being Penny there's a shit tone of plot holes but if Jane was someone totally different who never made herself known because she had the same goals as everyone else in the choir, It makes sense.
She'd have no friends so nobody in any of her classes could tell the corner anything, No shop workers probably didn't know more than maybe what groceries she bought every time she came, There's the possibility her parents were either out of the picture or didn't care enough to identify her; Neglectful or downright horrible parents are things that can happen in the real world and which we see with Mischa, Noel, And Ocean
And let's be honest, Ocean's parents were most likely not the ones to come claim her, It would most likely be people from St. Cassian and around Uranium considering how loud and "overpositive" she was which was most likely a huge contrast from everyone else
Constance we know had parents who ran the Blackwood Café which would make her well known among the town
Noel we know has a mom and was the only openly gay kid in a homophobic town and he was always told to dial it back so by that logic he had to have stuck out alot, Making him known
Mischa was the town's teenage fuck-up, He stole communion wine, He seemed to have caused some problems here and there which again makes him known
And Ricky was always acknowledged as some helpless boy because he was disabled which caused everyone to treat him hell-of-a-lot differently which obviously made him known and we know he had helicopter parents so-
And Jane? Well if she were Penny she would be well known enough to at least have a name to her corpse. But no Jane didn't get that, Which means she must have been someone duller, Someone more forgettable.
Someone nobody would know even existed till she was dead
Someone like the nameless person we see in at the fair with the choir.
And Karnak stated multiple times that he didn't know who Jane was and he genuinely feels guilty about having these CHILDREN die without doing anything so why would he lie when he can very well make them so much happier by telling Jane who she was, Having her remember so she has her own song to sing and not one of a nameless face
Think what you will but I highly doubt Penny was pre-cyclone with the amount of plot holes in that theory. But rather Penny is post-cyclone thus leaving the Cyclone's Jane Doe to a new story to begin but never an old story to tell.
(I suck at explaining shit😭)
How old the choir kids are from oldest to youngest
I had my dad help me calculate the choir kids birthday and also figure out what year they were born, it took hours because I don't understand math and dates because it's to confusing, hopefully it's right cuz I went over them way to many times.
Oldest to youngest
Mischa: Born Sunday, August 18, 1991, on September 14, 2009, (which was the day they went on the cyclone) age was 18 years, 0 months, and 27 days
2. Constance: Born Thursday, November 14, 1991, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 10 months, and 0 days
3. Ocean: Born Sunday, December 22, 1991, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 8 months, and 23 days
4. Noel: Born Thursday, March 5, 1992, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 6 months, and 9 days
5. Penny/Jane: Born Tuesday, April 7, 1992, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 5 months, and 7 days
6. Ricky: Born Friday, June 5, 1992, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 3 months, and 9 days
This is for the people who have been wanting to figure out what year they were born and who was oldest and all that
I finally finished my perfectdolls fanfic, I hope you enjoy it
Im currently writing a perfectdolls fanfiction
Its been almost a year or two since I ever even written something, but perfectdolls has entered my brain and it gave me motivation, and also I was playing on my brother's pony town account and just wanted to make Jane cuz I got bored and someone gifted me a sparkler and that basically gave me the idea for a fanfic, and also I wanted to wright about how Mischa is kinda like a big brother to Penny, also I Wrote Penny like the one from Legoland, I tried to write them in character but I don't know if I did a good job but I tried and also, I'm not very good at punctuation and stuff but I tried, so once I'm done writing it I might post it one Ao3, I also ruined my sleep schedule when I was writing, and I was exhausted so hopefully the story makes sense. P.S I was playing Roblox and I managed to get enough Robux on the pls donate game that I made my avatar look like Penny, I then proceeded to play the games that had carnival rides and went on a couple of rollercoasters