Rtc Headcanons - Blog Posts

Mischa Bachinski being transmasc is my headcanon that I will stand by until the end of days <3

Not a “hot take” post just me making it clear that any future posts I make about RTC fanon and such will be tmasc Mischa.

My take on Noel's mom

(Who I call "Michelle Gruber" just for convenience purposes)

—Teen mom(Had Noel at 16) and was shunned by the town and her family for it(Since she had a baby out of wedlock)

—She wholeheartedly supports her son and his sexuality, The whole "blend in" was her being terrified that something absolutely terrible would happen to him if the wrong person knew he was gay(And y'know,,, It was 2009)

—It was literally her and Noel against the world considering the fact both of them had like nobody but each other(While Noel was alive at least) so she was torn up when he died and couldn't bring herself to get rid of any of his things and would even still clean around his room

Sewerslide mention below

—A while ago my friend had said there was the possibility she had committed after Noel's death because he was the only thing that she had anymore and,,, Yeah I can sadly see that,,,,

I personally don't believe Legoland was pre-cyclone. I believe it is and only was post-cyclone.

Let me explain myself before you start telling me I'm wrong

Jane Doe was the one unidentified body of the cyclone disaster. She was unidentified because she lost her head and it was never found, Nor could anyone in Uranium recall her

And you might say "Oh but she just came to Uranium after her parents got arrested so nobody got used to her yet" that's where your wrong. Penny Lamb had a criminal record by 15 years of age and her brother Erza sold his medication to collage kids for money, I've never been to Canada yet but I'm sure anywhere in the world if a pair of kids that young came anywhere with a history of parents that grew weed and did and still does all that stuff? That news would spread like wildfire

And if Penny had a brother how was she unidentified if Erza could very well have went to the corner himself and outright told them she had gotten on the ride and it must be her. But again how in God's name would a card like Penny Lamb be left to a Jane Doe after all the stuff she's done back when she was 15?

Now think if Jane was originally someone else

A girl who did in-fact joined the choir late and didn't bother to talk to alot of people around Uranium because she planned to pack her things and leave as soon as she graduated

Excluding herself from any social gatherings, Any school events that aren't mandatory, only going out to get food so she can continue to live. Someone who never made friends because she didn't want to say goodbye

Someone nameless.

Think about it; With Jane originally being Penny there's a shit tone of plot holes but if Jane was someone totally different who never made herself known because she had the same goals as everyone else in the choir, It makes sense.

She'd have no friends so nobody in any of her classes could tell the corner anything, No shop workers probably didn't know more than maybe what groceries she bought every time she came, There's the possibility her parents were either out of the picture or didn't care enough to identify her; Neglectful or downright horrible parents are things that can happen in the real world and which we see with Mischa, Noel, And Ocean

And let's be honest, Ocean's parents were most likely not the ones to come claim her, It would most likely be people from St. Cassian and around Uranium considering how loud and "overpositive" she was which was most likely a huge contrast from everyone else

Constance we know had parents who ran the Blackwood Café which would make her well known among the town

Noel we know has a mom and was the only openly gay kid in a homophobic town and he was always told to dial it back so by that logic he had to have stuck out alot, Making him known

Mischa was the town's teenage fuck-up, He stole communion wine, He seemed to have caused some problems here and there which again makes him known

And Ricky was always acknowledged as some helpless boy because he was disabled which caused everyone to treat him hell-of-a-lot differently which obviously made him known and we know he had helicopter parents so-

And Jane? Well if she were Penny she would be well known enough to at least have a name to her corpse. But no Jane didn't get that, Which means she must have been someone duller, Someone more forgettable.

Someone nobody would know even existed till she was dead

Someone like the nameless person we see in at the fair with the choir.

And Karnak stated multiple times that he didn't know who Jane was and he genuinely feels guilty about having these CHILDREN die without doing anything so why would he lie when he can very well make them so much happier by telling Jane who she was, Having her remember so she has her own song to sing and not one of a nameless face

Think what you will but I highly doubt Penny was pre-cyclone with the amount of plot holes in that theory. But rather Penny is post-cyclone thus leaving the Cyclone's Jane Doe to a new story to begin but never an old story to tell.

(I suck at explaining shit😭)