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Bro, with a bed like that. MUST BE NICCCEE

Has anyone noticed how genuinely fucking massive Ken's bed is?? 😭😭

Well you're in luck because I did and I got curious so I did the math because I'm insane.

First of all there's a lot of guesstimating when it comes to this because we don't know for sure how far the head and foot of his bed go off screen. I used the context clues that were in the screenshot to assume the relative size. The pillow in the top right corner indicates that the head isn't too far from the corner of the screen; whereas the covers in the bottom left indicate the same about the foot, leading to my approximation of where I think both would be on the left.

As stated in the picture above, the official wiki page for Kenji states in the trivia section that, "Ken is approximately 6 feet tall," meaning we're able to use him to measure the bed. His position in the screenshot is already pretty ok, as in he has one leg stretched straight out and his back is relatively straight as well. I did add a little bit to his height as shown in the screenshot, considering his back isn't completely as straight as it would be if he were standing up, that combined with the fact that his neck is also slightly bent, it just made sense to me. I then took the approximated outline I did of the bed and started measuring it using Ken's estimated height.

The length of the bed came out to be about 2 and 1 fifth Kens, which means it approximately came out to 13 feet and 3 inches, or 4 meters. As for the width, it turned out to be around 1 and 1 third Kens, meaning the total was 8 feet and 3 inches, or 2.5 meters. All in all, his bed is estimated to be 159 inches x 99 inches. Meaning his bed size is bigger than literally any available bed on the market, meaning he got this shit custom made most likely. I just wanna know what bro does in his free time like dude you live alone who you sharing all that space with?? 😭😭