My Allergies Are Suffocating Me - Blog Posts

bepis-boii

3 years ago

*puts drink in the microwave, waits, takes drink out of the microwave then slurps it down in one foul swoop*

Ah yes, this hot jello satisfies me and my cold. Thank you, kind sir.

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?