My Ramblings - Blog Posts

Life’s been too normal for me lately

I need some unexplained happenings right now

Actual reaction me and my friends had when watching the Minecraft movie

If you know the scene you know the scene

I can’t believe old man yaoi real

You never think being ace with impact your academic career.

… until you need to write a paper on gender roles in Gilgamesh and have to find a way to describe how Shamhat had sex with Enkidu so good that he learned how to be a person and what that means for women in Ancient Sumer. And find a way for it to be proper and presentable for your professor 😭

Chat help

Stimming isn’t enough I need to explode

I have finally caved to the curse and bent with the whims of the hedgehog. So in other news I just saw Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and can I just say

HOLY FUCK!!!!!! What a movie cinema is alive and well. My crops have been watered and life is good again. My brain has given me the dopamine and I could not be gladder for it.

Like man it was so good, and I was so excited but I had to sit them like a normal person for the other people in the room so I just looked like this the whole movie

Anyway 10/10 movie I loved it will definitely watch it again

Someone PLEASE tell me why the I cannot escape Sonic the Fucking Hedgehog

Like everywhere I go I see him, the mall, the grocery store, even at the fucking park ( I saw a kid with a sonic plush in the sandbox)

Dude I am so busy right now I can’t see your movie I’ve heard it’s good but I can’t go to the theater right now

I literally went to get a haircut today and a saw a kid with a Sonic backpack.

I’m being haunted. How can I not escape this man he’s not even a man it’s a teenage hedgehog please sir I’m just a silly little guy 😭 how do I break this curse

I love taking finals while sick

There’s truly not quite as beneficial for your academic career than walking into the testing room in a fugue state, taking that final exam and then walking out being all like

What the fuck just happened

Nothing feels real

Also I remember nothing about that test

Truly the academic experience of all time

“I can watch stuff casually, it won’t take over my whole life” <- a MAJOR lie from a liar who lies

Being Ace and sometimes experiencing physical attraction is such a weird thing.

Because 99% of the time I’m like “ I see your lust for your fellow man, and I am filled with nothing but confusion. For why do you desire the flesh of another, what within you crave this carnal pleasure. What do you see in the meaty lumps of another that make you feel the flame of desire?”

And then that 1% I’m like “ DAMN that girl looks good in that top, like a renaissance painting brought to life. Her curves are perfectly accentuated, and I am looking hard”

There is truly nothing like scrolling through tumblr sitting in the living room surrounded by your family yelling about football.

Truly the best thanksgiving experience.

It’s like a game of Russian roulette except instead of bullets it’s people asking you what you’re looking at.

And brother it’s a giant family gathering during election year so fire away

Having friends is a wonderful thing and the joys of human connection are unmatched

That being said sometimes you can be talking with your friends and one of them can dead ass say

“Oh yeah in the time before Gay people were invented….”

And you just have to sit there staring at a full grown adult like they actually didn’t just say that the 70s invented Gay people