“I Can Watch Stuff Casually, It Won’t Take Over My Whole Life”

Being Ace and sometimes experiencing physical attraction is such a weird thing.

Because 99% of the time I’m like “ I see your lust for your fellow man, and I am filled with nothing but confusion. For why do you desire the flesh of another, what within you crave this carnal pleasure. What do you see in the meaty lumps of another that make you feel the flame of desire?”

And then that 1% I’m like “ DAMN that girl looks good in that top, like a renaissance painting brought to life. Her curves are perfectly accentuated, and I am looking hard”

Well it's April fool somewhere in the world already isn't it? Consider yourself booped

Someone PLEASE tell me why the I cannot escape Sonic the Fucking Hedgehog

Like everywhere I go I see him, the mall, the grocery store, even at the fucking park ( I saw a kid with a sonic plush in the sandbox)

Dude I am so busy right now I can’t see your movie I’ve heard it’s good but I can’t go to the theater right now

I literally went to get a haircut today and a saw a kid with a Sonic backpack.

I’m being haunted. How can I not escape this man he’s not even a man it’s a teenage hedgehog please sir I’m just a silly little guy 😭 how do I break this curse

I'll see my favourite character happy and smiling just once and be like omg I never want him to get hurt or feel pain ever again, give him peace 🥺🥺 and then the very next day be like, okay, back to pushing him down the stairs

ARCHIVIST!!!!! How are you my beloved

Also no distinct code for archivist hmm👀

Horik more like Whore-ik

With the way Arthur talks about getting on his knees for him

Am I right folks…. No…. Alright I’ll see myself out

HAPPY NEW YEAR YALL ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

I have a confession

Every time I’m listening to the Magnus Archives and Oliver Banks is brought up I don’t imagine some hot guy. …..

I… I imaging licorice cookie for cookie run

Yeah this fucker⬇️

I am so sorry

stobotnik gotta be the funniest creative decision they ever fucking made. absolutely ZERO impact on the plot adds NOTHING they just decided to give eggman a twunky boyfriend for the shits and giggles.