I'll See My Favourite Character Happy And Smiling Just Once And Be Like Omg I Never Want Him To Get Hurt

Today I say farewell to my beloved friend the audio tour guide of The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality. This podcast was incredible to listen to and I will my odd little friend. I hope it is doing well commiting crimes with Amina, and telling humanities' stories. speak on you funky AI

Just listened to the new Magnus Protocol episode um… what the fuck

What the fuck just happened.

I mean the Magnus Institute, Grand Rituals, Dirt Clones??? And then Alice straight up talking to the computer and asking who’s in there???

AND then the end WTF was that?! Gwen going into statement mode I think the creature from the Magnus Institute showed up like ????

While I am distressed over this episode,

One thing I am very happy about is that Harlan did not do the sound mixing for this episode

Because in my heart I know we would have been subjected to all the delightful sounds of a stomach “unzipping” so small mercies

Happy death to the vampire day!!!

May you enjoy hearing that bastard crumble to dust.

And may we remember our dearest cowboy friend who was the truest specimen of manhood

I’m listening to the storage papers and….

Why does Malcom sound like he’s trying to make rent from his shift at the back alley “phone service”

Like it’s entertaining to listen to but every time I’m like a little scared that I’m going to hear “sounds of male distress” and I am not here for that

It also doesn’t help that I sometime listen to it while at my job and I could not live with myself if my boss heard that.

Loving the voice acting it just there’s a little to much emphasis on certain words and vowels.

i am NOT calling my son eustace i refuse

(do you think if we bully capcom enough we can make them change it back)

Mina: "Alright, everyone pinkie swear right now to put Vampire Me down if I hop the line between death and undeath."

Van Helsing and the Suitor Squad: "Depressing, but sure, absolutely."

Jonathan:

Mina: "...Jonathan?"

Jonathan: "Yes?"

Mina: "Will you promise to slay me if I get vampire'd?"

Jonathan: "Mina, I will not lie to you."

Jonathan:

Mina: "Jonathan. I need you to look me in the eye and promise to murder me martyr-style if I get too undead."

Jonathan: "Fine. I can promise to kill."

Mina: "Me? Vampire me?"

Jonathan, making unbroken eye contact with the four guys who just promised to behead and impale his wife if she stops being human enough: "I guarantee there will be killing involved if Vampire You happens."

Jurgen Leitner and Stanford Pines are the same person it's just that one didn't get his situationship with an entity and was allowed to keep poking a stick into spooky shit unchecked.

I love both my old men messing with powers beyond their comprehension <3

Gearing up for the Magnus Protocol tomorrow!

Can't wait more of my favorite sounds of unimaginable horror :)

stobotnik gotta be the funniest creative decision they ever fucking made. absolutely ZERO impact on the plot adds NOTHING they just decided to give eggman a twunky boyfriend for the shits and giggles.