Mina: "Alright, everyone pinkie swear right now to put Vampire Me down if I hop the line between death and undeath."
Van Helsing and the Suitor Squad: "Depressing, but sure, absolutely."
Jonathan:
Mina: "...Jonathan?"
Jonathan: "Yes?"
Mina: "Will you promise to slay me if I get vampire'd?"
Jonathan: "Mina, I will not lie to you."
Jonathan:
Mina: "Jonathan. I need you to look me in the eye and promise to murder me martyr-style if I get too undead."
Jonathan: "Fine. I can promise to kill."
Mina: "Me? Vampire me?"
Jonathan, making unbroken eye contact with the four guys who just promised to behead and impale his wife if she stops being human enough: "I guarantee there will be killing involved if Vampire You happens."
“I can watch stuff casually, it won’t take over my whole life” <- a MAJOR lie from a liar who lies
What if pyramid Steve twink??👀
Behold a basic sketch of a pyramid Steve twink
Being Ace and sometimes experiencing physical attraction is such a weird thing.
Because 99% of the time I’m like “ I see your lust for your fellow man, and I am filled with nothing but confusion. For why do you desire the flesh of another, what within you crave this carnal pleasure. What do you see in the meaty lumps of another that make you feel the flame of desire?”
And then that 1% I’m like “ DAMN that girl looks good in that top, like a renaissance painting brought to life. Her curves are perfectly accentuated, and I am looking hard”
There is truly nothing like scrolling through tumblr sitting in the living room surrounded by your family yelling about football.
Truly the best thanksgiving experience.
It’s like a game of Russian roulette except instead of bullets it’s people asking you what you’re looking at.
And brother it’s a giant family gathering during election year so fire away
Trevor Herbert!!!!!!! What the Fuck are you doing here. I’m glad to see you again buddy I missed you!
Stimming isn’t enough I need to explode
Thinking today about the joy of connection. And finding ways to connect with other humans in small ways. Like when you have some kind of snack you bought at some store and then all of a sudden a person you somewhat know comes up and remarks on the snack. Which leads the two of you to just talk about other foods and preferences and suddenly you find yourself way close to someone you only kind of know. Or how when passing by a field with cows everyone in the car looks out says moo. These little spark of joy that come from these experiences of being human. That is the hope I hold onto when I am sad and alone, that there and millions of people out there and we all are so alike in so many ways. That connection always brings me a little zap of happiness.
theres this pipeline from being a gravity falls fan as a kid to being a malevolent/tma fan as you grow older and im not even surprised by it. you guys had to enjoy nerdy weird shit when you were kids to enjoy whatever the fuck happens in these podcasts. me included. my fate was sealed when i saw bill cipher at age 10.
Pyramid Steve human form
Aka a better look at my prev post
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