I’m Listening To The Storage Papers And….

There is truly nothing like scrolling through tumblr sitting in the living room surrounded by your family yelling about football.

Truly the best thanksgiving experience.

It’s like a game of Russian roulette except instead of bullets it’s people asking you what you’re looking at.

And brother it’s a giant family gathering during election year so fire away

Idk if it’s the fact that I’m exhausted but Norris’ voice at the start just sounded so off to me. Like it was so human and idk why but that actually started to freak me out a little bit. My brain knows something’s wrong but it can say what. Or it could be the 3 hours of sleep I got who knows

I have a confession

Every time I’m listening to the Magnus Archives and Oliver Banks is brought up I don’t imagine some hot guy. …..

I… I imaging licorice cookie for cookie run

Yeah this fucker⬇️

I am so sorry

gravity falls and ace attorney crossover cuz i think they woulr both be unstoppable together.......

I gotta stop saying it’s a good day to be bisexual every time there’s a new Iruma-Kun or mafia chapter

But also…

It’s A Good Day To Be Bisexual!!!!

Nothing like a foggy Friday the 13th

Man I love spooky season

Quick digital painting of foggy waking path

I know people have been making horse girl Ragatha jokes since she mentioned missing her horses

But I think we’re all sleeping on the concept of cowgirl Ragatha

Like just picture it for just a minute

Reading witch hat atelier again and I am once again reminded about how much I NEED olruggio’s shirt

Like it’s not a want it’s a need and I NEED it so bad it literally the perfect shirt, it’s flowy and looks gorgeous. Aguh I will also never forgive society for making it so these shirts are not the standard. But if I had this shirt I would wear it all the time.

You have no idea what I would do to own this shirt the Geneva convention has nothing on me

let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.

Its STABBY DAY!!!