Let’s Talk About Bonzo. Fucking Asshole Shit Face Bonzo, Can’t Even Buy His Own Motherfucking House

let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.

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I’m listening to the storage papers and….

Why does Malcom sound like he’s trying to make rent from his shift at the back alley “phone service”

Like it’s entertaining to listen to but every time I’m like a little scared that I’m going to hear “sounds of male distress” and I am not here for that

It also doesn’t help that I sometime listen to it while at my job and I could not live with myself if my boss heard that.

Loving the voice acting it just there’s a little to much emphasis on certain words and vowels.


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10 months ago

While I am distressed over this episode,

One thing I am very happy about is that Harlan did not do the sound mixing for this episode

Because in my heart I know we would have been subjected to all the delightful sounds of a stomach “unzipping” so small mercies


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I am foaming at the mouth over the new Magnus Protocol episode

But um what was up with those little audio glitches during Sam and Alice's conversation like... what... I mean its not like audio glitches and static sounds are associated with the supernatural or anything


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Brief episode notes

Oh Trever Herbert I missed you so, your voice is less energetic so I’m sad but still nice to see you

Oh so there’s another group that does similar things hmmm

Not the forced diversity photo shoot

Dude Gwen wasn’t kidding about wanting Lena’s job hot dam

Sam’s trauma speed run lets goooooo

Yeah this isn’t suspicious at all bunch of children with no real supervision hmmm

Dude this guy has the weird bone movement like that guy in the first episode

Huh is this a Jonah variant but instead of replacing eyes he is doing a weird mix of the circus and flesh and it just taking handfuls of skin

But also Sam could it be that they rejected you to protect you

Oh damn this is just like Georgie in a way especially with the skulls

Ha dude just Dropped


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