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11 months ago

Wait I can ask myself things? Why can I do that?

Dunno dude I just got here

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1 year ago

"Rare steak" is a lie.

If it was really rare steak, you would need to:

-scale a great mountain and enter the cave at its peak

barter and haggle for passage with the gnomes for six days

-cross the great magma river Buorgenoasl in a canoe

-go through the chamber I can't remember the name of with all the stalactite constructs

-Eat a really weird herb that smells like the middle F note of a guitar but doesn't taste like anything

-Translate the ancient texts to discover your long sought after recipe

-find out this is instructions for teaching shrimp to fry rice

-repeat from step one in a different mountain


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1 year ago

you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but neither should be done using a pickaxe. (Unless you're reeeeeeealy careful)


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