Curate, connect, and discover
Today at work there was a dude with a chihuahua in his bag, and it was quite cute (I don’t like chihuahuas usually, they are rat bastards, but this one was fine). I complimented him on his dog, and he said “oh, she usually wakes up when she smells food,” (I’m a caterer), and I—seeing the golden opportunity this was—replied with “me too, man,” and HE DIDN’T EVEN LAUGH. My talents are wasted here.