Nandor - Blog Posts

This season rejuvenated me.

the only way i can imagine nandor realising that he actually likes guillermo is him, like, stumbling upon a teen magazine with love advice and quizzes and him being absolutely flabbergasted that love is not what he imagined it is.

"this human magazine is full of knowledge and, according to that knowledge, i've been attracted to guillermo for the past four years."

"it says right here that you do not have to have the same interests as your boyfriend! i have never thought of it like that!"

"it also appears that the feelings which i feel when guillermo is around may not be disgust and annoyance at his weak, human form. i always thought that was why my tummy felt funny. that, or the blood i drunk was not of the best quality. turns out it was neither."