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Here art of all of the seven :D

The text above Satan says ‘I am Insane’

Dating things with the obey me boys and Solomon

HeYy, this ones a little shorter than usual, sorry! and holy crap thank you for 40 followers! Y‘all are so sweet💋

These are small things you and the obey me boys do in your relationship! It’s kind of like small drabble ideas, but I hope you enjoy!

Lucifer

when he stays up late to work you bring him that sleep tea (yk the one he threatened you with) and then drag him to his bed while he‘s fast asleep

The next morning he‘s had an amazing nights rest and he doesn’t even know what happened

You like putting your cold hands under his shirt, or on his arm because this demon is always warm

You bought him one of those cheap candy necklaces as a joke but he wears it everywhere, everyday- he looks so happy wearing it too, even though it’s subtle

Mammon

You guys make each other handcrafted jewellery

He keeps all of it in a special box where he saves all the stuff you give him

Always when he holds your hands he intertwines his fingers with yours because it gives him reassurance that you won’t just disappear (coughhhh nightbringer)

In the morning you two literally brush your teeth while the other one is showering or something, and you list all the things you need to do today while he adds; „don’t forget to see me at my gig“ or „we also need to go shopping“; literally just some excuse to spend time with you

Leviathan

He‘s got a literal book of all your likes and dislikes, going from food to games, and always when he finds out something new, he scribbles it inside;

On a random Tuesday he pushes a gift box in your hand with something you really wanted without you even asking for it! Cutie

You make sure he gets his nutrients, so everytime he’s caught in a gaming session, you bring him food and spoonfeed him

He used to get really flustered but you do it so often he git used to it; just imagine:

„Fuck! Leronzo theres a huge spider right there! You have to destroy it!“ , Levi shouts, he slightly turns his head towards you, opens his mouth and lets you feed him, chews and starts shouting again.

Satan

You make him bookmarks that he doesn’t use, but instead he hangs them on his wall (or window) so that he can gaze at them

You probably style him, so that his outfits have a little bit of drip (sorry for that) and ever since then he looks wayyyyy more attractive

You guys name cats that you see on the street

Everytime you guys go on dates and you wear heels, you say that your feet hurt

So he made a habit of carrying you over his shoulder (like a sack), his hand around your legs, the other hand carrying your heels

Bonus points; if you’re wearing a shorter dress or skirt he puts his jacket around your legs first before carrying you- what a gentleman 🤭

Asmodeus

No matter how busy you are, every friday you guys have a spa date in his bathroom where you gossip and talk

Every time he has a new design idea he goes to you and shows you his work, because he trusts you the most obvi

Always when he does his makeup he lets you apply his lipstick because he likes the focused look on your face when you concentrate on his lips and his lips only

It‘s become a habit for him to randomly go into your room with news and just talk in the doorframe before leaving again-

Beelzebub

You guys have your own personal menu for almost every restaurant you frequent; in it you write the the name of a dish and put stars next to it, rating how much you like it with an additional picture with how it looks like

Every time he works out, he calls you to sit on his back while you do your own thing, and then he does his set of like 2000 push ups

When you go shopping he literally just holds all of your bags without complaining- and when you ask how you look in literally any outfit he says; „you look beautifu“l, EVERY SINGLE TIME

Belphegor

You made a habit of clipping back his really soft hair in some really girly pin while he sleeps because you think he looks cute

He always knows that you clip back his hair so always when he wakes up he saves the pins in a box, looking at it when he feels lonely

I‘m pretty sure Belphies actually a romantic, so every month he plans a super cheesy date for you guys, and he‘ll dress up all handsome and excitedly show you what he planned 😭

Super random but you two have matching pjs and matching socks- the pjs are like farm house animals and so are the socks-

Every time you can’t fall asleep he reads a fairytale to you and he actually changes the character voices

Solomon

You two 100% fight like a married couple, insulting each other, but when some third party person does it you guys give them the biggest glare ever

„You‘re such an idiot Solomon!“ you tell him after he explodes another potion. „Yeah Solomon, you’re an idiot!“ some random demon says, and suddenly you turn around towards them and give them the bitchiest glare ever.

You guys have really cheesy nicknames for each other as a joke; so he calls you scrumptious honeybun and you call him your sweet gum drop

You guys have so many inside jokes

Every time you guys say it, you start laughing histerically and everyone else is just like: 😟❓

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Choose your obey me brother to help save you from some evil monster!

Obey me boy character stats. Sorry for not uploading. Thank you so much for the past support ❤️.

Intro

You’re a princess/ prince locked in a tower, oh no! Choose your prince charming to save you! He must conquer many quests and go through many hardships to save you. All of them have special strengths and abilities to help you, but also- weaknesses. Who do you choose?

Basic stats

Powers can go from 1-10. 1 being the weakest to 10 being the strongest. Character Bonuses are very useful!

Speed

IQ

Charm

Cleverness

Physical strength

Creativity

Resilience

Agility

Lucifer

Speed: 8

IQ: 9

Charm: 6

Cleverness: 4

Physical strength: 9

Creativity: 3

Resiliance: 10

Agility: 8

Bonus: Hardheaded Demon

You pick Luci? Great choice!

His strength, Resilience and general Physical attributes are amazing, and make defeating monsters like Dragons or other beastly creatures a tease.

Since he’s a smart cookie, he’ll be able to make decisions that require common sense easily, and lead him to the right path!

Buttttt there are a few issues that arise with this demon: you‘ll loose him if it comes to any challenges that require thinking outside of the box

Creativity? Not his strong suite

Neither is his charm (comparatively), which makes convincing villagers for ressources difficult.

Good thing his Bonus is hardheadedness! He‘ll talk to them long enough for them to do anything he asks them to (;

Mammon

Speed: 10

IQ: 1

Charm: 8

Cleverness: 3

Physical strength: 6

Creativity: 10

Resiliance: 6

Agility: 3

Bonus: Relentless idiot

Mammon? He‘ll take this job very seriously.

Sure he might not be the strongest.. physically

Nor will he be the most intelligent..

But he will never give up!

Saving you is the most important thing, and no matter how many times he fails.. he will never give up on you!

Is dumbness is quite lovable! And a bit pitying

Thats why villagers usually help him with the things he might require

He‘s also very creative! Will think of 1000 different solutions (even though it would be easy to solve with some common sense) until he gets the one that‘ll help him!

Sure his idiocy might make him take a little bit longer to find you but he will save you nonetheless.

Leviathan

Speed: 4

IQ: 7

Charm: 2

Cleverness: 5

Physical strength: 3

Creativity: 8

Resilience: 2

Agility: 8

Bonus: passionate fool

Alright so he‘s not the strongest (physically) nor is he the smartest cookie in the bunch or the most charming..

But you know what he is? Passionate!

His passion for you, will make him face any challenge with the utter most confidence!

Sure he might not seem that charismatic to the villagers, but his speech about his love for you blows their mind (it’s very anime protagonist like)

He‘s also very creative and agile, and a combination of that makes the perfect outmanoeuvring of the enemy

And since he has quite the avarage IQ he‘ll be able to make logical decisions 😉

Satan

Speed: 5

IQ: 10

Charm: 7

Cleverness: 8

Physical strength: 5

Resilience: 4

Agility: 7

Creativity: 9

Bonus: recourceful bookworm

You pick Satan? Brilliant!

No seriously, brilliant!

Even though he might be completely average when it comes to physical aspects, his brain preformance is very remarkable

He solves problems not only quickly but also very recoursefully!

This gives him brownie points from the villagers who not only find him incredibly charming, but also love the way he solves all their issues!

He now has a lot of recourses that he (thanks to his bonus) applies incredibly well to his problems, and finds a way to save you!

Asmodeus

Speed: 2

IQ: 5

Charm: 10

Cleverness: 8

Physical strength: 1

Resilience: 3

Creativity: 10

Agility: 5

Bonus: Loveable darling

Hm. Asmodeus is not the brightest bulb, and he’s definitely not the strongest.

His average IQ lets him solve problems in a well, average matter. But he doesn’t require his physical strength to save you, so what does he have?

Well he’s the most sociable person in the whole set!

Very charming and can talk his way into someone or somethings heart 😏

His extra bonus makes him even more likable! It gives him the ability to woo even the toughest monsters (or people)

Beelzebub

Speed: 9

IQ: 5

Charm: 7

Agility: 8

Creativity: 2

Cleverness: 2

Physical strength: 10

Resilience: 10

Bonus: Hangry Warrior

The best in physical combat, hands down.

His physique: intimidating

His strength: godlike

Plus his added bonus that gets activated when hungry: angry rampage that destroys everything

Probably just destroys the tower you’re in instead of climbing it

His intelligence is average and he’s not that clever

But his charm and his strength are enough to win this battle with ease.

Belphegor

Physical strength: 1

Cleverness: 10

Creativity: 9

IQ: 10

Speed: 1

Agility: 1

Charm: 8

Resilience: 5

Bonus: Sly fox

This guy is the most 50/50 character/ player you can find

On the one hand his physical attributes are completely useless. Literally 1s across the board

On the other hand (the right one *wink wink*) he’s the smartest (and most cunning) of the group.

His charm (that comes from no where I swear) makes villagers do his dirty work

And if that doesn’t work he‘ll manipulate his way through

Very smart: outsmarts the dragons, the puzzles and literally everything else

His special skill only improves his already crazy good manipulation skills

Only problem is if he gets caught by a dragon he’s practically toast

Thank you again for all the love on my previous posts! I appreciate all of you so much ❤️

Feel free to request something in my ask box!

I hope you enjoyed this small read, it’s a bit smaller than my usual ones but I hope you liled it nonetheless.

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Obey me Boys as students

Thank you for the love on my other posts, every reblog, note and follower is appreciated!

Also feel free to request something!

This is more of a human high school AU, so there is more human talk than devildom.

There is a bit of Nsfw in asmodeus part, but other than that it’s pretty fluffy/maybe crack?

Lucifer

Straight A student, what did you expect?!?

But I’ll tell you, he’s honestly kind of annoying to be in a class with

He’s such a suck up without even ACTUALLY TRYING to be a suck up

When the teacher makes a mistake he 100% corrects them with no shame

But he’s still somehow a teachers pet

People hate him because they wanna be him fr fr

I honestly don’t think he’s naturally academically intelligent like belphegor or interested in subjects like Satan

The only reason why he actually tries is probably because he thinks failing academically is embarrassing

That being said I think he’s a hardworker, always practicing and learning

Definitely pulls all nighters regularly to finish assignments

Favourite subject is probably physics like a granddaddy

Has a very simplistic pencilcase in black with an ink pen

Mammon

Literal class clown

HE is the reason why class is low key fun

Everyone keeps saying he’s annoying but high key miss him when he’s not there

That being said he’s incredibly charismatic

I think he’s got lots of friends in class cause he’s super easy to be around and he’s funny asf

he’s probably one of the kids on the teachers “hate list”

Literally always gets picked on from teachers

Always goes red when they point out his mistakes but he turns it into a joke

I think he’s an average student but is crazy good at like music or something artsy

He’s that one kid who always ALWAYS forgets his stuff

If he’s lucky he might have a chewed up pen somewhere in his bag (maybe)

He’s definitely a pen biter you cannot change my mind

Leviathan

Oh boy

He’s a very shy kid, and honestly most people forget he’s there

Even the teachers which is kind of a good thing honestly

He sits in the back of the class and does his work calmly

Never talks like NEVER

Probably has one good friend in ONE class who he goofs off with but I think that’s honestly it

That being said there’s def some type of popular demon crushing on him

He has potential to be above average academically but I don’t think he cares enough

I think his favourite subject is art because he gets to practice drawing boobs I mean he gets to practice anatomy

Has a bunch of cool stationary from animes

Definitely has some sanrio type of stationary that he NEVER shares

Satan

A student that gives 110%

He would literally be the perfect student because he has this amazing combination of politeness, academic intelligence and actual academic INTEREST

would be if he didn’t absolutely despise all of the teachers

He knows more than the teachers so sitting in class is incredibly boring to him

Thinks the teachers have no teaching ability and knows he could teach this class better than them

He is such a good student for being such a bad student if you get what I mean

Super organized but not at all at the same time

Polite but disses the teachers- really it depends on the day

He loves all subjects but I think he’s a biology or maybe a literature guy wink wink

someone hc him to send answers in the groupchat while cussing them out- that is 100% Satan

He‘s probably super popular I mean, smart, pretty and a romantic- can’t get better than that! (Well lets skip over the anger issues)

Asmodeus

Your residential play boy/fuck boy!

But just add sweetness to the mix; like he makes sure the person knows his intentions before starting anything with him

That cute boy in class that has a bunch of friends and is super popular for an ACTUAL reason

He does literally EVERYTHING but pay attention

He‘s still a teachers pet though

Probably fucked a teacher to get through the year

Has a bunch of stationary and has really pretty notes even if he doesn’t know what anything means

His favourite subject is probably geography or design (art)

Beelzebub

Jock. What more is there to say?

He‘s not your typical jock, cause unlike all the other jocks he’s actually humble

(The sport bring fangol obvi)

That being said he’s crazy popular, because he’s athletic, cute, sweet, friendly and humble

People are all over him all. The. Time.

Yeah sure he might not have a whole bunch of brains and his grades are below average but at least he’s cute right???????

Yeah he’s not much of a academic person, like AT ALL- he only likes PE, maybe a little bit of art (cause it’s easy)

The teachers surprisingly don’t really care all that much about him- just a random student 🤷‍♀️

Belphegor

This little shit

He‘s that kid who is a genius for no reason what so ever

He reads the paragraph once and never again and still gets an A++++

He barely pays attention in class, skips like 60% of the time and still rivals Satan

Lucifer and Satan get pissy about it because he doesn’t even TRY

His fav subject is math because it’s just understanding a few rules and that’s it

His favourite saying is „mathematicians are lazy“, please tell me your teachers told you this too

He is so charming for no reason, and that makes him a little shit

All he has to do is smile and the person just melts

That being said a smile from him takes a lot of effort

He never takes his stuff to school so he just asks another person and they never hesitate to give him stuff

Teachers just don’t care about him since he barely shows up anyway 💀

Diavolo

Literally cannot focus in school

He‘s like a jock mixed with student body- super charismatic, super hot and reallyyyy popular

He‘s that one friend who has like a gazillion friends and says hi to someone every 2 minutes

But when he’s in class he cannot focus to save his life

At home he’s a mashine- finishing task after task but in school he gets distracted over every little thing

He has so many expensive items, shoes, pants, stationary EVEN HIS SOCKS

Nr.1 crush for literally anyone

Favorite subject is any social subject really

He‘s a pretty average student but his teamwork ability make him stand out

Teachers gossip about other students to him 😃

Barbatos

Straight A student, no one knows his methods

Diavolo is his best friend even if they are polar opposites

Very well liked, by students, teachers but he only willingly talks to diavolo and his crush we all know who wink wink

Very well organised, always has his stuff

Even the way he wears his uniform is neat

He‘s so mysterious…… which makes him kind of hot honestly

He probably doesn’t care about the attention though

Simeon

Ugh literally the perfect student

Smart, kind and charismatic

Literally a teachers pet

Probably is in a whole bunch of clubs

I could totally see him in the drama club

Favorite subjects; drama and literature

He probably reads shakespear in his lunch breaks

He never cusses in class- even when the teacher gets on everyone’s nerves

He has so many friends! Seriously it’s hard not to like him

That being said his weakness is computer science

Yeah not really his strong suit

Luke

Poor baby gets teased relentlessly

He is super cute though

is such a sweetheart genuinely

Don’t be mistaken if anyone actually has the guts to bully him, his 11 family members are ought to get them

He works really hard to get good grades and make Micheal and Simeon proud!

He‘s in the baking club and his favourite subject is probably science honestly

Solomon

This little shit (#2)

He‘s such a mixed bag of different student traits

He‘s lazy, but hard working

Social but introverted

Super popular but gets hated on

His favourite subject is science specifically chemistry

If you are in his chemistry class he‘ll pull some chemistry pick up lines to annoy you

He‘s also in the baking club which makes Luke get cold sweats every night

Also a huge shoutout to @kkeromenoo , thank you for the love!! Sadly I can’t respond to the comments 😭 someone pls tell me how it works..

I just also wanted to say sorry for the fact that 1) this post took so long and 2) some of the characters are shorter. Probably will edit this later, but again hope you enjoyed!

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Let’s talk dates: obey me! brothers+ Solomon and their dates for you

Super hyped to do this, and thank you for all the love on my previous posts! Everyone is very much appreciated 🥹 like I said tell me if you have any requests, and I’ll get to them!

This post is quite fluffy, with a few kisses here and there. I hope you enjoy!

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Lucifer

A dinner at a fancy restaurant

Specifically Restaurante six

Will plan his date at least two months in advance for two reasons:

1. He has a specific seat in said restaurant that is his very favourite, which is why he will make sure to get it for his favourite human

You deserve only the best, and he won’t settle for anything less

2. He makes sure his brothers know in advance so that they don’t destroy his date night with their antics

So on date night everyone is on their best behaviour

On the night of the date he will pick you up punctually

He’ll link his arm with yours and takes you to said restaurant

Will let you order a super fancy meal

You can literally get anything you want

After the eating he’ll take you on a romantic walk

Fingers intertwined and all that cute stuff

Then he pulls out a small box “will you marry me?”

No not that, he’ll take out a small necklace with a beautiful gemstone in the centre

Will put it around your neck all romantic; letting his fingers trace your skin while hooking the necklace

“Wow it looks beautiful on you.”

Mammon

A very cute beach date

His dates are usually pretty spontaneous:

“Babe let’s go to the beach!” On the most random days

You guys drive there with his car, listening to your favourite songs, screaming your lungs out with the windows down

Once you get there you go into the changing rooms, change and then notice how hot you guys look

Cue make out session in the changing room

On the beach you guys do various different things; swimming, playing in the water, sun bathing, making out etc

Will have a competition to see who can build the bigger and better sandcastle

Will buy you an ice cream if you ask

For dinner he lays a picnic blanket on the sand and brings out his „famous“ cheese sandwiches!

you guys watch the sunset while holding hands

At the end of the day you guys get in the shower together, washing off the sand from each other’s backs

He will give you his jacket to wear once you guys finish showering

Drives you home, with a hand on your thigh

Talking about life while the stars twinkle in the night

Leviathan

He takes you to an aquarium! The biggest one in the whole devildom!

He’ll ask you if you wanna go a few days prior

But he’s been preparing for months

He practiced how to ask, what to say on dates, where to bring you, literally EVERYTHING

He wants only the best for you damnit 😭

When you say yes he was absolutely ecstatic!

Wait you said yes?!?

Cue more planing and stressing

Asks his online friends how he should go on about it in the most optimal way possible

On the day of the date he’s a nervous wreck

Fussing with his shirt, refusing to make eye contact and a few very short yet fast sentences

He just needed a bit of time to relax

So once he gets to the aquarium he relaxes

Besides the ocean is his natural element, so he feels most confident around sealife

He tells you a few things about the fishes you see

The conversation is light and easygoing, doesn’t feel forced and everything you guys say comes out naturally

Very soothing if you ask me

If he feels especially confident he’ll hold your hand with red cheeks

Will point at pretty fishes saying: this one is you

When you go to the bathroom he converses with the fishes asking for pointers

Will buy you matching keychains

Once you have seen enough fishes for a day he walks you home

Gives you a quick kiss on the cheek as goodbye

Satan

Plans this date a week prior and asks you two days beforehand

Brings you flowers like a gentleman

A lovely two-part date: first he takes you to one of those places where you can make your own teacups

While making the cup he completely fails

Sure he’s read about it and how you do it but when they give him the clay he literally goes; wtf why is it so sticky and doughy

Tries to make it look good but.. well

He applauds you for being able to do it so well

A surprisingly good sport about not having the most pinterest worthy cup

Just uses his inability as an excuse to go on another make-your-own-teapot date with you

The painting was a whole lot smoother than the making of the cup

That being said it still wasn’t extraordinary

When you finish he lets out a small laugh at his cup

For Lunch he takes you to a cute cafe

Let’s you pick anything you want

He even lets you eat off of his plate

Which is good because his food always looks better than yours…

While going home you WILL come across a cute kitty

And he will start petting it

Gets whiny when the cat likes you more but secretly finds it utterly adorable

At the end of the date you two exchange cups

His cup is on your shelf, and yours is on his

Asmodeus

Takes you to a lovely botanical garden!

Asks you a day or so prior

You guys get ready together; matching outfits are a MUST

First you guys get Lunch at a super popular cafe. Then you go to the gardens!

The gardens are absolutely beautiful! He takes lots of pictures of you the plants

Butterflies always land on his hair and make him look like a disney princess

Sadly bees like him too, so count on lots of squeals of happiness and fear

Points at two flowers growing next to each other and names them after you two🥹

After that he takes you to a pandora store and gets you two matching bracelets the ones with the hearts

I hope you don’t mind paparazzi because his fans are everywhere

that totally didn’t happen because he couldn’t stop yapping about his date with you on his live

Don’t worry they won’t disturb you, actually they just take a bunch of cute photos of you two and send them to asmo

And because he has so many fans you guys get a LOT of pictures

Seriously his fans have been graced with the ability to take the most gorgeous pictures!

Not to mention you guys look so darling in every. Single. One.

Asmo saves ALL of them, literally ALL OF THEM on his phone

He has one especially cute picture of you two as his lock screen and will always look at it when he feels a little sad

Beelzebub

He‘ll take you to a fangol game

Asks you about the same time he gets the tickets, which is like a month prior to the gane

So he‘s exited about your date for the whole month!

On the day of the date you guys go there by bus

When there’s only one seat available he lets you sit on his lap, or if you don’t like pda then he‘ll just make the other demon scram 🤷‍♀️

He is one of the seven rulers of hell so theres not much the other demons can do or say

When you get there the crowd is HUGE

Beel of course gets everything you can get from the food stalls

He even shares his food with you 🫣

While watching the game he lets you sit on his shoulders because he likes having his face between your thighs so that you can have a better view

After the game he takes you to one of those restaurants where you can get a huge bowl of ice cream and whoever finishes it gets it for free

Totally didn’t get inspired from the main storyline

Will steal a kiss from you at the end of your date

Belphegor

Takes you on a super sweet carnival date

The plot twist is he takes you to one at night

I‘m to 99% sure that devildoms carnivals open at night you can not change my mind

Like they open at 7PM and go till the whee hours of 4AM

He asks you super spontaneously but planned the date like a few weeks prior

You guys walk around holding hands looking absolutely darling

If you want to go on a specific ride but the line is too long he will pull some strings to let you skip the line

Whatever ride you feel like, you can get 🥴

Is the type of person to think rollercoasters are a little slow

He‘d probably fall asleep on one of them tbh

Is amazing at those rigged carnival games

He has that crazy good aim, so always when he wins a prize he gives it to you

He loves the smile on your face when he wins

You guys share cotton candy together

Anddd he buys you those candy hearts saying some cheesy stuff like; „because you stole my heart“

When you guys go on the ferris wheel it stops when you’re at the very top

Something about „technical issues“

So you guys watch the small stars while waiting for it to start running again

He then looks at you with those; ‚I love you‘ eyes

When your eyes connect he leans in and gives you a romantic kiss, making him feel like he’s on top of the world (literally)

Solomon

He takes you on a picnic at night

At night for what reason you ask? Because he wants to take you stargazing

He asks you rather spontaneously, but plans the date a few days prior

Please get your own picnic snacks/food cause you don’t want to find out how „dragonhead soup“ tastes

He walks you there, and everything is already set up

Telescope, blanket, a few pillows, food

He lets you sit between his legs, letting you lean your head against his chest

Honestly looks at you more than he looks at the stars

„Wow they’re beautiful.“

„yeah..“

And while saying that looks at you

He plays with your hair, and tucks them behind your ear

He prolly hums small tunes while looking at you

Asks a small „can I?“ before kissing you

And of course two shooting stars go by you while you kiss🥹

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Obey me brothers finding out that YOU have decided to match clothes with MAMMON

My first headcannon! So excited 😆 hope you enjoy!

Lucifer

Wait you‘ve decided to match clothes with Mammon?

How peculiar… well it definitely is an interesting fashion choice..

Does he like it? Oh it‘s fine.

No it’s not.

Why did you choose to match clothes with him?! I mean he’s a perfectly fine partner to match with!

Will try to show you how pissed he is but would rather die than actually tell you that he’s upset

He‘ll be more upset at Mammon too

He‘ll lash out on him more often

Would probably do it less if Mammon would stop gloating

He‘ll try to interfere subtly, like pointing out flaws in the outfit even though his fit isn’t really fashionable either

Oh you picked it out?

Well then the outfit is amazing!

Don’t you dare roll your eyes at him MC.

Since that doesn’t work he just strings Mammon on the ceiling

After that’s done he‘ll try to subtly hint that he wants to match outfits with you too..

Mammon

You wanna match outfits with him? Really?

This man is over the god damn moon

He would literally wear a frilly pink dress to school if it meant that he could match with you

Will show you his entire closet of outfits to let you pick out something

Would also clean his room if you asked him too

When you guys match he will literally be smug about it for the whole week

Like; my human matched with me, what about your suck ass love life

Will NOT shut up about it and will talk to literally anyone about how much you like him and how awesome he is and about how cute you are

When he senses his brothers envy he literally smirks with a face like; „you wish that was you huh“

He rubs it in so bad

But he is genuinely so happy that you wanted to match with him

Like even though Lucifer strung him upside down he was still smiling like a lovesick fool

when you walked in RAD together with your cute matching outfits he literally shined with confidence

His smile never left his face for the whole day

He even asked someone to take a picture of you two so he could always remember today

He has the picture as a print framed in his room and as his lockscreen

This outfit is his new all time favourite now and he wears it whenever he needs a confidence boost

Would 100% want to do matching outfits again

Leviathan

You matched outfits with Mammon?!?

That is literally so unfair

When you guys walked down together he literally whined

he knows you wouldn’t match with him, but Mammon?!?

Mammon‘s not even that fashionable!

Will literally say everything wrong with the outfit even pointing out irrelevant details

„The sowing is uneven and the button should be slightly more to the left oh and-!“

Wha- you picked it out! Oh shit

He didn’t mean it like that! Honest🤨

Will sulk

Everywhere.

Maybe if you feel enough pity you‘ll wear something else!

And maybe you might match with him..!?

Oh it’s hopeless, he‘ll just sit in his bathtub watching romance animes wondering why you didn’t pick him

More importantly why you chose MAMMON over him

Please match with this poor boy I don’t think he can take it

Satan

Huh..?

HUH?!

Why did you match with him?!?

What do you mean because you wanted to?!?

Unlike other people *cough cough* he doesn’t criticise your outfits

Instead he compliments it, being all sly like:

„Wow you have a great sense of fashion. Maybe you could style me next time?“

Will literally turn this little ‚inconvenience‘ into a way to get you to match with HIM

And you being all sweet will be like; sure Satan!

He‘s one sly mf I‘ll give him that..

Asmodeus

You should’ve matched with him sweetie

I mean he‘s wayyy more fashion forward than Mammon! Besides he won’t force you to match with him 🤨

Besides that outfit is atrocious!

What do you mean you chose the fit?!

What do you mean you WILLINGLY wanted to match with Mammon?!?!

Panics

He only meant it if it was Mammons selection!

Wait don’t be upset!

Is genuinely confused as to why you matched with Mammon

Tries to prove to you that he’s worthy of matching with you

When that doesn’t work he‘ll try to make you jealous

Yes MC look at me! I‘m matching with this random demon, don’t you wanna match with me now?!?!

What d‘you mean ,good‘ for me?!?

You‘re supposed to be jealous damnit!😩

Beelzebub

Isn‘t actually that disturbed by you matching with Mammon because he thinks it’s an accident

Typical sweet Beel

He just doesn’t understand the hype around two people wearing the same outfit on the same day

Then Asmo told him you guys matched purposefully

So you wanted to look like Mammon?

Why you look beautiful on your own?

He still doesn’t get it

Oh well

Maybe it’s better this way

You don’t need more people to hate on your outfit choice for no reason anyway

Belphegor

Absolutely despises it

And is very open about it too

“MC why did you match with Mammon, you could do so much better like matching with me”

Will try to convince you to change

Please MC!

You can’t cuddle with that outfit on..

When you don’t comply he sulks

Him and Levi= sulking buddies

Unlike Levi, will try to find a way to get Mammons or your outfit wet aka ruined so you have to change

When you get upset at his antics he will apologise and tell you how he wants to match with you as well

You feel bad and agree

He grins a happy smile

That doesn’t mean he won’t not be upset about you matching with Mammon till you match with him

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How the Brothers react when you die..

(Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Dark, Heavy Angst, Gore, and Language

Lucifer

His hands were bloody, but not as bloody as you were.

You were coughing out blood, feeling your eyelids getting heavier by the second.

“S- Stay with me MC!” His voice was cracking, didn’t even care how he sounded nor his composure. He wanted you to stay with him, it was to soon..

Your smile, your laugh, your beauty..

“L- Lucifer-.” You croaked out, his attention fully on you, canceling out all the loud yelling and screaming, as if it were all deaf to his ears but ur soft voice.

“I- It’s.. o- ok..”

“Please stop saying such things MC- your going to be ok..” He knew it was to late, but he tried to believe in himself, believing you wouldn’t die in his arms like his sister once before..

You smiled softly.. raising your hand to caress his cheek, light making your eyes sparkle for the last time..

“I l- love you Lucifer.. t- thank you for this.. I would do it all over again..” He held onto your hand tightly, leaning down to kiss you with all his might, showing his feeling and love for you in the kiss, a couple tears going down cheek..

He felt your hand start to come lose.. as you both pull away..

His wails and words starting to become quiet to your ears as you saw light beginning to appear..

And the light disappeared from your beautiful eyes, your hand and body going limp in Lucifers grasp..

He became cold, distant, and worse to his brothers after.. sometimes you can hear his wails and himself shattering his demonus in his office..

Mammon

Mammon didn’t want to believe this was real.. NO! It was never supposed to be like this! You were both supposed to get married and have a family.. and die old in bed..

“Mammon.. please s- stop crying..” The human whispered, barley having enough energy left..

“N- NO! YOUR NOT LEAVING ME LIKE THIS PLEASE..!” Mammon was sobbing, his brothers in the background shocked..

“M- Mammon.. shhhhh.. don’t be sad now..-.” You giggled at the last part of your sentence with a smile, tears streaming down your face..

“Your the G- Great Mammon.. I- I.. will always be..”

Mammon didn’t want to here that.. no way in hell your leaving..

“MC P- PLEASE..-.” He kissed you on the lips, no tsundere act anywhere, his hands firmly on you..

But.. your body began to fall to the ground.. as you pulled away..

“b- be with y- you..”

Your eyes lost the emotion in them, your hand falling on the ground..

“M- MC.. S- STOP PLAYING AROUND..”

He was sobbing in your neck, begging for you to come back to him.. but you never did..

After that.. his room was messy, he never slept, and drinks every night..

Levi

It’s like one of those sad anime’s he’s watched.. where the crush dies in the end..

“MC! W- WHY?!”

Levi is shocked.. he found you wounded on the beach..

How did this even happen..

“L- Levi shhhhhh..”

“What do you mean shhhh?! Your dying! I- I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!”

He couldn’t lose you.. you were the only person that understood him.. and loved him..

“B- But.. you have R- Ruri Chan.. you’ll.. be ok-.”

“BUT YOUR BETTER THAN HER.. I LOVE YOU..”

He just confessed his love for you.. right here.. right when you were being taken from the light..

You leaned up with all your energy left and kissed him softly on the lips.. telling him you felt the same.. and how you both were true.. best friends..

You pulled away as you started to feel yourself leave your body..

“I- I love you.. L- Leviathan..”

And your eyes darkened.. you were gone..

“MC N- NO.. NOO-.”

He then stared at your form sobbing..

He later gets sucked into his game reality, canceling out all real life.. and never comes out of his room.. unless he’s starving starving.

Satan

How did this happen.. you were both reading a book and then your clumsy self spilled tea on it..

He now was holding your firmly.. tears streaming down his face..

“N- NO.. I never meant…” He was shocked.. you were dying all because.. of-

“S- Satan.. i- it’s not your fault..-.”

“I- It is what are you talking about..-.”

He felt so much rage in himself.. cursing on how he did this to you..

You deserved better, how could his wrath have gotten the best of him.. how-

“Satan.. I- I love you.. and emotions get the best of us.. sometimes..” You quietly laughed, coughing out some blood in the process.

Satan’s eyes widened.. oh how did he deserve such a sweet.. soul.. a precious human of all people to love him..

Giving you a kiss on the lips.. as you kissed him back with all the energy you had left..

He then felt your hand leaving his as your body met the floor.. you still smiling as your soul left the body..

“I- It’s ok..” You softly whispered with the little bits of energy you had remaining..

“N- NO..”

Satan couldn’t process what was happening.. you just died because of his..

All he did was scream as the moonlight showed your limped body.

Books later were ripped to shreds that night.. never wanting to come out of his room again..

Asmo

What?

He never expected to feel sad by this.. but he couldn’t stop crying seeing your beautiful form, all bruised up..

He wasn’t there because he..

“A- Asmo.. your here..!” Your voice joyed seeing him.. but his face in horror seeing you..

He caressed you, sobbing horribly..

“M- MC.. I’M SO SORRY..!” He meant it and you saw it..

He truly cared for you.. and oh how much you smiled seeing that, you admired his beauty since you met him.. and believed he cared about others than himself..

“I- I knew you c-cared about me..” You laughed at the end of your sentence, starting to feel dark, losing eyesight..

“Honey.. I always have..” He croaked as he he kissed you suddenly.. the kiss felt so magical..

“T- Thank you Asmodeus..” You quietly croaked, starting to meet the floor..

“NOOO.. MC!”

But.. you were gone.. as Asmo just cried in your dead bodies chest..

He never wanted to do anything with his beauty anymore.. he just started to smoke when he felt depressed..

Beel

No.. no.. way your dying.. not another.. because of him..

“B- Beel.. shhhhh” You gasped out as he sobbed horribly.. getting flashbacks of how he chose Belphie instead of Lilith..

“I’m sorry..” His voice was muffled in your neck..

“I could’ve done better..-.”

“Shh, B- Beel no.. don’t blame yourself for my death.. promise me.. you will be the fun Beel.. ok..?”

He looked up at you, his expression obviously super sad and filled with tears.. but nodded as he felt your soul leaving..

He suddenly kissed you.. a pleasant goodbye he wanted to give you before you moved on..

You smiled into the kiss, saying a ‘I love you’ as your soul left, your head falling backward.

He just cried.. he couldn’t say anything.. you were gone.. and he couldn’t do anything.. but then he remembered the promise you gave him.. and always made sure of it.

But he always gets nightmares of you when he thinks about you.. he just misses you so much..

Belphie

No. Your not dying. Not like this.

He held you against him, the impact of the room filled with sadness..

No way.. not again..

“B-Belphie..-.”

“No.. shut up.. your not doing this.. your not dying on ME!”

Belohie did not want to lose another person in his life..

His sister.. NOT HIS LOVER TO!

“I don’t want.. to d- die either Belphie.. but.. I can’t hold on much l- longer..”

You could feel yourself drifting away from reality, you wanted to stay.. not have Belphie suffer but..

“B- Belphie.. please promise me.. you won’t go on a r- rampage.. after this..” You gasped.. barley breathing.

He knew you meant those words.. but he didn’t know how he would live after your gone..

“I love you.. S- so much..” You whispered, as he just stared at you with some tears starting to form in his eyes..

You started closing your eyes.. as he suddenly kissed you with force.. not wanting you to go.. but he felt nothing in the kiss as it did before.

You went limp..

“Ha.. haha..” Belphie felt as if he’s going crazy.. humans really are something.. and he never wanted anything to do with one after that.. but always kept your promise.

He hates sleeping after that.. the nightmares and stupid dreams always had you in it.. as he cried in the night.

Made this edit around 3 am.. 😀✌️

Obey Me Genshin Impact AU

Warnings: Some spelling errors

There all from Snezhnaya, but they all went on there own adventures and settled down at one spot or Arcon I should say.

They also all love each other but at the same time they hate each other in this AU :(

Lucifer

-Cryo (Second element would probably be Pyro. Don’t come at me for La Signora, I just can’t think of another vision he would have other than those two

-Sword/ Catalyst

-In the Snezhnaya Arcon

-Apart of the Fatui (A harbinger)

-His brothers never see him much..

-People fear or get nervous if his name is ever mentioned, because he loves to torture or play with his victims.. he doesn’t kill them right off the bat because of his pride

-This man is so serious and cold in this au.. I can imagine it so clearly y’all..

-For some reason though, if he were to be friends with anyone I can see him having Zhongli as a friend of some sort or Ninnguang (If he wasn’t in the Fatui)

-Also ever since he met you.. he found you annoying as hell since you were such a distraction~

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Mammon

-Geo

-Spear or Claymore

-In the Mondstadt Arcon

-Traveler and Explorer

-Battles monsters or people a lot to steal there treasure/ mora .-.

-He works with Treasure Horters sometimes.. but often they fight over the treasure -_-

-Isn’t a fan of the Abyus Order

-Couldn’t stop thinking about you after he met you, so he tries to make all the time and effort he can to see you or explore with you ;w;

-Honestly I can see you guys traveling all of Tevyat together, since this man is such a simp and won’t leave ur side and yea

-Scared of the Fatui *harbingers*

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Levi

-Hydro

-Bow/ Sword

-In the Inazuma Arcon

-Likes to explore usually, and is also a samurai like Kazuha. I actually see them being friends

-And ever since you came to Inazuma, he was happier because you are one of his only friends (Awwww :( )

-Also scared of the Fatui -0-

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Satan

-Anemo or Dendro

-Sword or Catalyst

-In the Sumeru Arcon

-Almost as wise as the God of wisdom 0_0

-He’s met all of the Arcons except the Cryo Arcon

-Loves reading books and gazing at the horizon

-Rescue a cat or help it, he will be on your side forever

-Has his own reading spot and only told you about it since he trusts you and finds you interesting

-Despises the Fatui because of Lucifer ofc -_-

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Asmo

-Anemo

-Catalyst/ Bow

-In the Fontaine Arcon

-Known very well and very popular with fame in Fontaine

-Since there is a stage in the Tevyat trailer, I think in this au he would be a model or actor

-Gets scared of any monster tbh.. either that or he thinks there cute, like the slimes

-Thinks the Fatui look hot (He thinks everything looks hot .-.) but they hate him so I mean.. O_o”

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Beel

-Pyro

-Claymore

-In the Liyue Arcon

-Loves eating at Xanglings Restaurant with Belphie (Him and Xangling would be such great friends)

-Apart of the Liyue Qixing

-Sad that Lucifer is in the Fatui :( (He just wants his family together ;-;)

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Belphie

-Electro

-Catalyst

-In the Liyue Arcon

-Spends his time sleeping usually, but always makes time for Beel :,)

-Also apart of the Liyue Qixing because he wants to be with Beel and because he hates the Fatui cuz of Lucifer :/

-I can just imagine you and the twins just huddled together somewhere sleeping ;w;

CRYING or whatever

Living with the brothers would include...

Okay these are headcanons I have from the brothers and your life in the house of lamentations. I ended up making it sweeter and more wholesome than I expected lol, but I hope you like it!💕

Words: 1.3k

Warnings: Non-native writing, so if you find a mistake please let me know!

Reader: Gender Neutral.

The first week of your stay there it was very common to feel sick or without energy, this is due to the HUGE amount of dark magic that surrounds the house.

And not just any magic, magic from the three elders of the family. Protection magic made to take care not only of the house but also of the youngest members of the family.

It is a routine to see Lucifer walk the halls before everyone goes to sleep. You learned, after asking him why the hell he was so creepily pacing the halls, that he would put up barriers and seal the house in case some idiot, because come on who would ever think of harming the princes of hell, tried to break into the house or hurt his brothers while they were in their most vulnerable states.

Then in the early morning Leviathan patrols the house, just to make sure everyone is okay and that the elder's barriers are working properly.

When it's time to get up you can feel Mammon's magic all around, this gives them not only protection but also good luck before they leave home.

Over time your body got used to this magic protecting you constantly, to such an extent that you could feel when one of them was missing.

At breakfast time it is almost a golden rule that everyone is at the table. If one is missing, no one will touch the food until he appears, not even Beel breaks this rule.

It is quite normal for the food to be too much, but grotesquely too much. In fact all the brothers eat a lot, but of course, not as much as the avatar of gluttony. So there are almost never any leftovers at any meal.

When it's time to go to RAD, Lucifer checks each of his brothers and you. He does this to prevent any dangerous items from being taken to the institution, but in truth, none of them would even think of taking anything like that.

Lucifer and his brothers just want an excuse to look after and be looked after. The eldest usually arranges uniforms and hair of his brothers while waiting to be picked up by Diavolo.

Walking to RAD alone is not an option. You have several options for getting there. First you can go with Mammon and Leviathan (when he decides to go to class), in the second eldest's car. Second you have Satan or Asmo who are usually picked up by their friends. Third you can walk with the twins, or you can travel on Beel's back, who is used to carrying a sleeping Belphie in his arms, and you, believe me, won't weigh an ounce to this giant.

Lucifer is not really an option unless you want to be stuck in administrative and political meetings for at least three hours and be late for class. Plus Lucifer refuses to let you miss your classes so it's a no go.

One thing you will never understand is the sixth sense of location that these guys have because they always, ALWAYS, know the exact location of the rest of their brothers. Although usually if you ask they will refuse to answer you because they know you will be spending time alone with that person you are looking for and of course, they are jealous as fuck lol.

Sometimes you tend to forget that they are brothers and domestic or natural moments in siblings reminds you and helps you understand that it's actually not as different as human families, these moments are:

One of the most common is to hear them yelling at each other from one room to the other, they are not even fighting, they are just asking each other questions or asking for items to be handed to them.

You can always hear Satan and Asmo complaining about the mess some of them leave around the house.

Many times you saw the brothers laughing while blocking the door to another one, who screams and bangs the door insulting until they let him out, usually this is done by Belphie because he is a brat.

It is very common to hear them running and racing to get into the kitchen, snitching on each other to Lucifer or to occupy a space on the couch.

Canonically your room is next to the kitchen, so it is common to hear them at different times of the day fighting over food portions eaten by others, or just talking.

In the first few weeks, you had a hard time adjusting to the size of the house. More than once you opened rooms that led nowhere before you found the right one.

In fact, the house of lamentations has many, many false corridors, rooms and walls, and you can also find several secret rooms if you look hard enough.

Let's talk a little bit about your room, you are lucky to have a single bathroom, everyone does in fact. Can you imagine having to share a bathroom with 7 guys?

It's very common to find the brothers' stuff in your room, your stuff also tends to disappear.

If you do a full cleaning of your room and look in the most remote places you will find all kinds of things belonging to them.

It's no coincidence that they are there, the brothers hide their stuff so your room smells like them in case you want to bring an unknown demon into your bedroom.

You can call it marking territory if you want lol.

Regarding your lost items, let me tell you that once you lose them you will hardly ever find them back, your only hope is to literally cry in front of the brothers while telling them how important that item was to you.

A few days later it will appear in the most obvious place in your room.

The study sessions were more normal than you expected.

Usually someone would ask in the group chat about a class they didn't understand and then everyone would meet in the library, some with the same question, others with a different one.

Satan and Lucifer are the ones who usually teach the rest. There are times when Belphie joins in and explains some things.

If you want to know more about the past of the brothers or if you have some questions about the bible, religion or any subject related to the Celestial realm or the Devildom, that is the best time to collect information and learn more about them.

The brothers seem happy to answer your very human questions. Plus their answers are shocking and revealing to you.

So don't be surprised if you end up leaving the library questioning everything you thought you knew lol.

Something you understood after a while is that meals are very important moments for the brothers, they rarely have breakfast, lunch or dinner separately. It's the best time where you can see them interact and be a relatively normal family.

To be honest, at first it was hard for them to include you in their routines, there have been seven of them since long before you existed and adding an eighth one back to the family table was difficult for everyone.

However, you are now indispensable to the family.

Their lives had completely changed when the exchange program started.

And at first everything felt strange, as if you didn't belong there, as if you were invading a space that didn't belong to you and wasn't meant for you.

Now sitting in that eighth chair felt natural, as if you had always been there. As if that was your place.

Despite being a human, despite having a life far from Devildom, that place, that house and those seven brothers felt more like family to you than probably many of your blood relatives.

The bond you had with them was something you never expected to have with beings so… disliked in your world.

It was so different from what you had heard and learned throughout your life, it was something beautiful that you ended up finding in the most unexpected place.

You had found a place where you belonged. It was almost as natural as breathing for you.

That place is now your home.

What about head cannons for what type of cars the brothers/side characters would drive?

THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST

(I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT CARS SO ILL TRY MY BEST TO MAKE THIS AS ACCURATE AS POSSIBLE)

This is part 1, I’ll do part 2 (the side characters) later

Pt.1-type of cars that the brothers would drive :>

Lucifer:

I feel like he would drive a 2022 black Dodge Charger

Why? You may ask. I have no idea I just get a feeling

Kidding, I feel like he can get around pretty fast and if there was a car the screamed ‘dominate’ that would be the car

He doesn’t drive it a lot since he works from home and the only places he usually goes is to RAD and the Lords castle.

He used to have a 2016 which looked pretty similar but Mammon convinced him to change it up so he looked more ‘modern’

“Heyyyyyy Luciferrrrr,” Mammon lazily said as he tried to catch up to Lucifer, they were walking to RAD and Mammon had noticed Lucifer’s car. Lucifer turned towards Mammon unimpressed thinking that he was gonna ask for his credit card back and was now ready to say no to him again for the 1000th time. “You should really change your car, 2016 was soooooo long ago.” Mammon said exaggerating the ‘so’ to make his point that 2016 had pasted a pretty long time ago. Lucifer raised his eyebrows taken by surprised that mammon didn’t ask him for the credit card, he looked forward again and throughout the school day he really thought about it. ‘There’s nothing wrong with my car? Why should I change it? It’s just a car I don’t even use it…Maybe MC will like it..hm maybe’ And as you know but the end of the day he ended up getting a new car. That night he invite MC for a drive around his favorite parts of the devildom.

Mammon:

MY FAVORITE BOY

Ok, from the looks of it he seems to have a 1969 Ford Mustang in his room

For me it seems that he like classical cars, no other reason than that in the human realm they are pretty valuable(money wise)

He pretty much drives a similar one since the one he has in his room is for ‘exhibit’

So what I’ve come to think is that he drives a 1955 chevy bel air

I know it’s way off from the 1969 Ford Mustang in his room but whenever I think about Mammon driving a car, that’s the car I imagine he drives.

“Yo yo yo! MC lets go drive around the devildom! I’ll even get us food, my treat!” Mammon grinned as he jiggled the keys to his car. MC smiled at him as they walked towards Mammon and followed him to his car. They both got on and drove around, stopped to get food, and hang around.

Leviathan:

THIS MAN DOESNT DRIVE

But for the sake of this head canon I’m gonna say 2021 chevrolet corvette

It seems super modern and easy to drive?

☹️that’s all I can think of

Oh but don’t forget the anime stickers all over

“H-hey MC, if you ever need to go somewhere…you can always ask me for a ride.”

Satan:

WOOO SATAN

Ok so like Levi, I feel like he doesn’t drive since He has very few places to go

But if I were to think of one it would probably be 2019 Honda Insight

It’s a pretty regular car, I don’t think he would really care about what kind of car it is

All he care about is that it works so there ya go

Satan had showed his car to MC for the first time, “Oh? It looks..normal?” Satan chuckles at their respond. “Well yes, it does the job of getting me around so I don’t really care how the car looks”

Asmodeus:

THIS GUY, OK HEAR ME OUT

A pink limousine

This man can’t drive for shit, so he needs someone to drive for him

Probably gets one of his simps to drive him around with it

“Won’t you be a dear and drive for me?~” Asmo says as he winks at the demon in front of him. The demon of course takes the bate and does as he says.

Beelzebub:

A truck

That’s all

It’s a truck

But if you want me to be specific then a 2021 Ford F-150

Beel is big boy who needs a big veiahle

And a truck is the right thing for him

“Lucifer, I like this one.” Beel tells Lucifer as he puts his hand on the Ford. Lucifer saw that it was big and was pretty much the best for Beel. Lucifer nods as he guides beel to the dealer.

Belphagor:

Beel

Thats all

THIS MAN IS LITERALLY THE AVATAR OF SLOTH HE WILL FALL ASLEEP ON THE ROAD

And he once did

We was driving Lucifer’s old car and feel asleep, he crashed

Lucifer ended up giving him his old car since when he got the new one he didn’t know what to do with the old one

So in conclusion he would drive a 2016 black Dodge Charger

But like I said he crashed it so now they have it in the garage and Beel just takes him everywhere

Belphie yawns and he wakes up from a loud crashing sound, as he opens his eyes he sees his car and someone else’s crashed together. “Huh? What the fuck happened?” Belphie almost gets arrested if it wasn’t for Lucifer go got him out last second. Of course the first born thought it would have been a good punishment but Beel wouldn’t stop begging him.

WOOOOOOOOO I DID IT OO ILL GO PART 2 LATER

Dom To Sub + NSFW Headcannons (Obey Me)

Warnings:

NSFW

FOUL LANGUAGE (SWEARING)

(Headcannons below the cut)

Lucifer 

We already know that this man likes to be in control of situations, so it’s no surprise that he would be the most dominant in the bedroom.

Satan 

Almost tied with Lucifer for first.

The only reason he’s not, is because he does occasionally like to let you take the lead.

He will put a collar on you if you let him while he fucks you from behind.

Belphegor 

Despite his constantly tired state, Belphegor will be in full control during sex.

Prefers to be laying on his back while he helps you ride him, but will top you to prove a point or when he’s frustrated.

Belphegor radiates top energy and the only reason that he isn’t higher on the list is because of Lucifer and Satan.

Asmodeus

The master of switches has arrived.

You’re tired? He’ll do all the work while praising you.

You want to top? He loves when you take control so he’ll be more then happy to let you.

Leviathan

As shy as he is, Levi will top you without hesitation at your request.

He much prefers to be the bottom though, and gets so blushy when you praise him.

Very into cosplay and roleplay.

Beelzebub

Always worried about hurting you due to his size, Beel tends to let you top him for your own safety.

He’ll keep his hands on your hips to help you ride him.

If you ever manage to get him to top you, he’ll be so gentle with you, checking periodically in to make sure he isn’t hurting you.

Absolutely loves giving oral. 

He just wants to taste you, and to him, you taste amazing

Mammon

Are you really surprised?

Mammon is a sub through and through.

If you request it or he’s in a particularly bad mood, he’ll top you but don’t expect it to happen often.

Praise him and he’ll become a mess under you.

Look I'm not saying Ayme Miura is now my favorite person in world all I'm saying is that he is so. damn. close

Local Demon Brothers Personified With Onion Headlines

(with bad words and alcohol, for your consideration)

Lucifer:

Mammon:

Levi:

Satan:

Asmo:

Beel:

Belphie:

lesson 13-20

Replaced AU - Rival Edition

Neither of my writing blogs has this fandom so this is just gonna be on my main.

Okay, it is the same in concept. The brothers find themselves preferring the presence of the new transfer, who I'll just call... "Sage".

While they've started to want to hang out with Sage more, they don't notice where their other time goes - i.e. the time they spend with MC.

So when Lucifer commented, somewhat harshly, about MC's poor grades as of late... They're not hurt, just looking slightly annoyed as they proclaimed that it wasn't their fault. Only for Sage to jump in and apologize profusely about keeping MC from studying.

The pair had been simply hanging out more often than not, they had similar interests and tastes in human media! Like music, shows, and one or two hobbies. It's not too surprising they ended up being friends.

Sage actually had the guts to cling onto MC, pouting and continuing to whine and apologize and asking for them to not be mad at them. They do all of this in front of the perplexed/shocked brothers, who are just now realizing that they had been so caught up in the appearance of the new human transfer that they'd failed to spend time with their MC. Who seemed to be doing just fine in the sense that they were also quite preoccupied by Sage's appearance and thinking that they were giving their time equally to everyone.

Who the brothers quickly realize had been monopolizing all the freetime MC suddenly had without any shame at all.

They understand why Sage would like MC, MC was amazing after all.

Now that they know though, it's somewhat of a fight for them to be able to spend time with MC now that Sage is clearly intent on being more than just "besties" with their fellow human. And oooh, they are good at keeping the brothers from encroaching on their time together.

They knew they'd have the brothers as rivals for MC's affection/attention and the sly lil' human is not keen on sharing right away. So essentially, when they hung out with each individual brother - they carefully observed them and their quirks, ticks, and exactly how to exploit them.

Lucifer is unfortunately cuffed by his loyalty to Diavolo. So when MC says that they can't do something because they and Sage are assigned work by the Prince/asked for a transfer specific thing; he can't intervene.

Mammon nearly choked on his own tongue when Sage straight up pulls his schedule off the top of their head to say that he's busy. Not to mention making plans with a couple witches who weren't very fond of him.

Levi is sent into an almost panicked spiral as they always remind him of something or other's game/show release and events! Or that they and MC have their own fandom based meeting that he didn't know about.

Satan is easily distracted with cats and new books. He curses the world when he realized Sage had simply baited him into getting engrossed in a particularly good one.

Asmo has fans and Sage knows he doesn't like to disappoint, so had gifted him a bunch of things to review/try on camera. He didn't know exactly why they'd got him these gifts and assumed it was because they liked him so much. While they do like him on a friendly level, he now knows it's because he's a clear rival. It makes him all huffy because they were being a good friend but also stealing his time with MC.

Beel was just distracted thoroughly by Sage's human culinary degree. If given food intermittently, he'd just focus on that just forget about almost everything else. Sage is nice too and their cooking is good and of they teamed up with MC, that's a win for him! So what does it matter if they're cooking without him? They know he'd eat the uncooked ingredients after all. Sage is just being considerate... Right??

Belphie is the most possessive of the brothers and quickly learn that Sage just tells MC that they don't want to wake him while he's sleeping so peacefully. While touched at MC's consideration to allow him to rest, kinda pissed Sage is purposely using it to keep him from spending time with them.

Ohhhhh and Sage is fully aware of their pact marka and how power MC actually holds. While it is another reason to admire them and fawn over how amazing they are, it also is extremely beneficial for them in the long run.

They know the brothers are still their friends and junk. But having MC be able to protect them by commanding them kinda makes them swoon and makes them feel more secure in just happily flirting with them. Sage also make the brothers aware that if they were hurting MC at all then they could just summon any of them at will. Despite now making sure they get to spend all this time with their crush, they're still the fair type and is not upset at the prospect of the bros being cunning enough to also spend time with MC

So overall, Sage is a highly competent human rival.

Has the potential to steal MC's heart with all the time they could now spend together.

That's all I could think for the time being.

~ Dari

The beautiful @achoonihaachu had written a piece based off this concept!!

It's titled "God Must Hate Me" and I am so ready for the next parts.

And I've drawn Yuki and Sage HERE!

SAME 10 PULL (AFTER LIKE 4 TEN PULLS) IM SO HAPPY I FINALLY GOT MY WIFE'S UR+ Just in time for his birthday! Im so happy

Imagine if you will…

Falling asleep on a random bench in RADs courtyard. Now you’re all alone and vulnerable at the mercy of any demon who walks by. Belphie comes over first and lays on you, going to sleep as well and serving as a heat pack. Then comes Beel and he stands guard to protect you both.

Asmo and Satan were taking a walk and spotted the three of you. They come over to protect you as well and to chat with Beel about the upcoming exams.

Levi is next. He came in-person for a test and doesn’t want to be alone any longer so with his brothers he goes. A few minuets after they hear Mammon approaching towards them saying that they need to get away from his human.

Lastly, Lucifer arrives to tell everyone off for not being where there supposed to be but his words die on his tongue when he sees your adorable sleeping face. Beelzebub explains that they were just protecting you since you were alone. He shakes his head at your irresponsibility but joins them all in this task and uses the time to catch up with his brothers.

You wake up then and see all of them talking amongst themselves. They all came for different reasons but stayed for you.

Why?

Because they care about you?

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Because they love you.

can you do an mc that cant remember anything? It might be simple at first, but it causes a lot of problems since they also forget abt their birthdays, events, and ofc, their anniversaries if they get with them

my writers block has left and I am giggling and kicking my feet

I'm not gonna say anymore because I will jinx it 😭

This Takes Place In The Original Timeline

Warnings ;; None, just fluff!

Relationship ;; Romantic

Type ;; Headcanons

LUCIFER ;; THE PRIDEFUL ELDEST

Now, Lucifer is actually pretty used to things like this.

With his brothers being, well, his brothers, it's common for them to forget things

He's pretty used to watching Mammon forget a textbook and bringing it with him because Mammon's already run off.

So, when he meets you, it's nothing new. He takes care of you he says it's because he has to but we all know that's not true and makes sure that he brings things to RAD that you forget.

He's not that bothered when you forget your anniversary, because he's used to your nature.

Don't think that he won't put anything together though. He most definitely will, despite your forgetfulness.

MAMMON ;; THE SCUMMY SECOND-BORN

Mammon's pretty forgetful himself, as stated previously.

He'll forget a textbook every now and again, but important dates are most definitely engraved into his greedy little brain.

When he meets you, he's a little taken aback because of your intense forgetfulness, but he honestly gets it.

He's only a tad bit bothered by the fact that you forgot, but it stops bothering him once he remembers just how forgetful you are.

Like Lucifer, He'll most definitely put something together. It might not be as well put together as Lucifer's may be, but he tries, and that's all that matters.

LEVIATHAN ;; THE OTAKU THIRD-BORN

Levi probably wouldn't notice. Given how little he cares for your existence in the beginning of the game, I doubt he'd really notice or care at first.

While Levi isn't as forgetful, He is a bit concerned with how much you forget things, if he does happen to notice.

You'd probably be playing a game and just.. straight-up forget how to play, I think he'd start to realize it from then on.

He probably isn't much bothered by you forgetting, but he would say a couple of negative things about him just being a "nasty, yucky otaku" (same)

He probably wouldn't put anything too big together, he'd simply pull up a couple games and you'd have a gaming session together.

SATAN ;; THE CYNICAL FOURTH BORN

Now, I'd oddly think that this would kind of annoy Satan.

I mean, he's Satan. The Avatar of Wrath. You expect him to not be irritated by something like that?

Of course, he would outwardly show you his annoyance once he first meets you. Later on though, as annoying as it still may be, he'll stop showing his annoyance and hide it as best he can.

If you forget your anniversary, he might be a tad bit disappointed, but it won't show, let alone will it be any noticable.

He, like Mammon and Lucifer, will put something together. Small, maybe a cat cafe where you can read or something.

ASMODEUS ;; THE NARCISSISTIC FIFTH-BORN

Asmo might be a little concerned, believe it or not. Both in the beginning, and after you two get together.

He will be entirely concerned on just how forgetful you are. He wouldn't be surprised if you barley remember your own name. (I don't even remember my own name half the time..)

He'd be so offended if you ever forgot his name or anything about him.

You can never tell if he's genuinely offended or not.

If you happen to forget your anniversary, surprisingly, he won't judge nor will he be upset.

Like Satan, Mammon, and Lucifer, he'll put something together. Despite it being well, Asmo, he will make it a small date at Hell's Kitchen, if that's what you'd like.

BEELZEBUB ;; THE FAMISHED SIXTH-BORN

Beel's definitely forgetful himself, but in his own himbo-y way.

He'll forget very small, tiny things.

But it does kind of take him off guard by how much you forget when you first meet.

He honestly feels kind of bad.

If you forget your anniversary, he literally will not care. Not in a bad way. He just won't be angry or upset if you forgot. He'd actually be very forgiving and kind about it.

He might ask you to cook something for him, but that's really it.

Unless you actually want to celebrate it, he'll do whatever you want. He'll follow your lead.

BELPHEGOR ;; THE CATNAPPING SEVENTH-BORN

Belphie completely despises you at first, and not just because of the whole you-being-a-human thing.

You get on every single nerve when you two first meet.

Once he gets to know you, he feels bad about hating you and eventually just.. stops.

He feels bad about the fact that you barely remember anything, but he won't say anything about it.

If you forget your anniversary, he'll pull you away from whatever you're doing to take you up to the attic to take a nap with him.

He'll only explain if you ask. He'll simply say, "it's our anniversary." Before falling asleep.

Who is your fav OM character?

ooh! that's a hard one, given that it fluctuates often. as of right now though? i'd have to say satan!

Little request: the brothers reacting to MC ( not knowing tsl is based off the brothers ) saying that their favorite character from TSL is the one based off on them

Have a good day <33

YIPPEE‼️ (I'm hungry and tired, all mysteriousness/professionalism (that is not the right word, but fuck it) is out the window)

I got a tad bit lazy around Beel's part, if you couldn't tell 😭

This was written assuming all the brothers know that each Lord is based off of them.

This Takes Place In The Original Timeline

Warnings ;; None

Relationship ;; Romantic

Type ;; Headcanons

LUCIFER ;; THE PRIDEFUL ELDEST

Lucifer would be incredibly intrigued, asking you to tell him more.

He wouldn't tell you who the Lord of Corruption was based off of, but he'd heavily imply it.

In his own way, of course.

He'd listen to you ramble about the character, a prideful smirk lacing his lips.

MAMMON ;; THE SCUMMY SECOND-BORN

Mammon would probably know that the Lord of Fools was based off him.

But he'd more than likely forget, so if you brought it up, he probably wouldn't say anything until you mention something specific, and he'd remember.

He'd be giddy, and happily tell you outright. There's no doubt about it.

Something else that there's no doubt about, is the fact that he'd most definitely brag to his brothers.

LEVIATHAN ;; THE OTAKU THIRD-BORN

Levi would be so unbelievably excited that the Lord of Shadows was your favorite, and he'd start to tell you, before cutting himself off.

He truly believed that you'd hate the Lord of Shadows (or him) if he told you.

He felt he would lose his Henry. Which, the more he thought about that, oddly, he became more giddy. Not about how he might lose you, but that your favorite is the Lord of Shadows, and you're his Henry. Get what I'm saying?

But he would, subconsciously, imply it.

SATAN ;; THE CYNICAL FOURTH BORN

Satan would be very smug, and he'd brag. Mostly to Lucifer. But he'd still brag.

Even though the Lord of Masks is based off of him, Satan wouldn't deny that the Lord of Masks is his favorite.

He'd probably immediately tell you, watching your smile grow and his doing the same.

He'd wear a smirk for the next two months, possibly longer.

ASMODEUS ;; THE NARCISSISTIC FIFTH-BORN

Asmo would be ecstatic, and like Satan, he would immediately tell you.

He'd happily do your makeup just like the Lord of Lechery's, all you have to do is ask.

Don't ask how he found out exactly what the Lord of Lechery's makeup looks like.

He just knows.

BEELZEBUB ;; THE FAMISHED SIXTH-BORN

Beel's so happy! He actually really likes the Lord of Flies, mostly because he can really relate to the almost obsessive need for food.

He'll let you ramble a bit before telling you, but he'd still tell you within the same conversation.

If you can/like to cook, he's amazed and insanely happy if you cook the Lord of Flies' favorite food.

He'll also eat it in less than a single bite, but that's besides the point.

BELPHEGOR ;; THE CATNAPPING SEVENTH-BORN

Belphie's outward appearance would make it seem like he couldn't care less, but on the inside?

He's ecstatic that the Lord of Emptiness is your favorite. It's probably almost the happiest he's ever been.

He probably won't tell you at all, kind of like Levi.

Levi would've let it slip at some point, but Belphie would be determined to say nothing about who the Lord of Emptiness is based off of.

Please take your time!!

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Can I have headcanons of the 7 princes + databables(Raphael, solomon, thirteen etc) reacting when MC expresses their filipino culture? (Like telling stories about the events, cooking their favorite sultural dish, etc)

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Feel free to delete it, and please take your time!!

Hello! I am not Filipino myself, so I didn't go much into detail. Forgive me for that!

I sadly couldn't think of anything for the dateables (idk why, my mind just drew a blank)

The only dateable I could truly think of a scenario with was Barbatos, but for some reason I couldn't figure out how to write it.

This takes place in the original timeline

Warnings ;; None

Relationship ;; I wrote this in a romantic sense, but can be interpreted however!

Type ;; Headcanons

LUCIFER ;; THE PRIDEFUL ELDEST

Lucifer is very much intrigued. He would love to learn more, but he would never outright ask you.

Lucifer is far too prideful to come out and say it, so you'd have to look at his body language.

The very slight twinkle in his eye when you explain, the small but noticable genuine smile that crosses his lips.

He very much enjoys your cooking, and will compliment you subtly.

He's particularly fond of the times you'll come into his private study and sit by the fireplace while you tell him all sorts of stories.

MAMMON ;; THE SCUMMY SECOND-BORN

Oh, Mammon is all for it. He's asking you for recipes, stories, and recommending you sell both throughout the Devildom.

He's listening intently, and getting excited anytime you bring something about your culture up during conversation.

Although, if you bring it up, his face will immediately turn beet-red and he'll say something along the lines of:

"O-Of course it ain't i-interestin'! But I'm ya first man, ain't I? I g-gotta let my human yap ev'ry now 'nd again!'

He is so hopelessly in love with you, it's not even funny.

LEVIATHAN ;; THE OTAKU THIRD-BORN

I actually cannot see Leviathan being too concerned with it at first. He'd probably be more concerned with watching anime with you, reading manga with you, or playing games with you to really care about your ethnicity.

He'd more than likely start to point out characters in separate animes or games that share the same ethnicity as you.

If you were to make different Filipino meals for him, he would be absolutely over the moon. If you bring him the food, make sure you bring tissues with you.

He'd listen to your stories, occasionally making references to TSL, Ruri-Chan, or others, if possible.

All in all, He wouldn't really care at first, but he would become more interested the more time passed.

SATAN ;; THE CYNICAL FOURTH BORN

Knowing Satan, he'd probably already know a lot. And he'd hold it over Lucifer's head that he knows more about your ethnicity than he does

Besides that, he's perfectly willing to listen to your stories, even if he knows them already.

He's particularly fond of your cooking, and he will tell you that. He might point out subtle things that he'd change, but he doesn't really care if you take his advice or not. After all, he's not a chef.

If he finds any sorts of books that have to do with your ethnicity, he'd bring them to you and let you read them, after he reads them first though.

He would also love to sit down and read them with you, or to you, if you asked.

ASMODEUS ;; THE NARCISSISTIC FIFTH-BORN

Asmo just thinks it's so cute! Especially when you're cooking, or telling him stories.

He might watch himself around your food, given his public appearance, but that doesn't mean he dislikes it!

He's truly fond of your cooking, he is. He's just weary of other people's opinions.

He loves listening to your stories while he does your makeup, or his own.

Even during his 26-step skincare routine, he's probably having you come to his room so he can listen to your stories.

BEELZEBUB ;; THE FAMISHED SIXTH-BORN

Marry him. On the spot. Beel absolutely loves Human-World food, and the fact that you're willing to make it for him? Oh, he's in love.

You may have to shove him out of the kitchen because otherwise, he'll eat all of the ingredients before you can even put them together.

If he manages to stay put and not eat any of the ingredients, he's watching you cook albeit while drooling.

He literally looks like an excited puppy when you give him the food.

He chows it down quickly, and asks you for more. Make a shitton, it'll go quickly.

BELPHEGOR ;; THE CATNAPPING SEVENTH-BORN

Belphie probably couldn't care less about your culture. If his twin is happy, he's happy.

The only time he'd more than likely be interested, is if he just so happens to fall asleep to one of your stories.

He'd start to ask to you come back, and eventually he wouldn't be able to fall asleep without your stories.

Obviously, he would, but with some struggle. It's Belphie, the Avatar of Sloth we're talking about here.

He's probably pretty fond of your food, although he much prefers your stories.

Oh my god. I literally can only think of one thing right now. And that is Obey Me. I need Obey Me requests so bad, it's not even funny 😭

Me, eating chicken while open Nightmare for free

The nightmare :

Me : *Choke* what the fuck?

THIRD UR

REPEAT

THIRD UR!!!!

Ah, damn, I need more money...

True color event is coming!!!

This is first time gacha (it's free!)

And more lucky...

I'm fucking happy mood and I die happily, help-- 💕💕💕

Mammon, plz chill--

Ehhhh... Look like Mammon is in a good mood... Or not?

And more than that...

Belphies, nuuuuuu TwT