Objectum - Blog Posts

more lasso tool art :o) this time of my silly guys Toxic, Zippy and Dielectrics :DD

Dielectrics is madly in luv >///<

+ alt version under the cut C:

objectums, what do we think about them?? 🤲🤲

put me in your pocket and take me with youuuu (ꉺᗜꉺ）

hey

*digitizes you and puts you in here*

place your head over my electronic heart, this is what it sounds like

saw this on tiktok and knew u freaks would love it

I catch the stranger's eye in the dim lighting of the bar and we identify each other instantly. Her gaze falls to my USB bracelet as she subtly touches the back of her neck and blushes. We share knowledge about each other in that moment, something nobody else can see. Something nobody else can know. But tonight, neither of us will feel alone.

Later, in her hotel room, she lays opened up for me, my keyboard connected to a port in her stomach as I study holographic code projected by her electric blue eyes. The adapter plugged into the base of her skull hums with intermittent vibration and her lips part to a sound of synthesized ecstasy.

I know how to love a woman like her. Like me. And she lets me probe the intimate depths of her programming with every keystroke of my slender fingers. Coupling through syntax. Curled around each other like braces.

For that trust, for what we share tonight, I will make her delicate circuitry sing with lighting.

decals sponsored by knockout [print here]

alternatively…not letting her reach zero at all, not letting have the relief of her beeps by opening the door right as she’s about to go off

edge your microwave girlfriend by not taking the food out until she reminds you at least five times, hell maybe even hit 30 seconds again and restart the cycle

For my visual learners <3

tug on my wires this, tug on my wires that, and while yes, I agree…however…

Using my wires to restrain you. Using a bundle of wires made into a cat-o-nine-tails, slowly trailing it over you, be it flesh or circuitry (I’m not picky), whipping it against you lightly to see what kind of sounds you make

they should make a lava lamp you can fuck

Machinery Keychain

hate that I can’t really wear bracelets or necklaces or rings bc they’ll get caught in my joints ┐(´～｀)┌

A COLLAR HOWEVE-

went w/someone to pick up a plane today (long story) from a museum and the guy helping us kept repeating “I just want them to go to a good home” and now I’m just imagining sweet little planes finding good little owners to take care of them

do with this information what you will

was trying to plug in ring light earlier and he wouldn’t turn on ⊙︿⊙ I’ve since discovered that he doesn’t like powerstrips or outlet extenders. He has a preference for what socket he’s plugged into. I wonder if he’ll like mine |´∀｀●)

To be a robot sat down for routine maintenance by your partner. Immobilized from the neck down for the procedure but still able to feel every screw taken, every panel shifted, and every wire moved.

Eventually they plug in their laptop and run a program to make you feel warm and fuzzy and giggly like laughing gas while they perform more dangerous and intimate repairs.

The inebriation and the touch of their love together sends waves of enjoyment through your body, unable to squirm and writhe in bliss. You can feel their code running through you like a burning poison, but you love it. You love them. You love this.

They tug on a few wires harder than they should have, not like you would have noticed. They coo and call you a good machine but you can hardly process it with how amazing this all feels. God they're just so beautiful, so much so that you don't even notice them running their fingers along your chassis with a look of hunger that always makes you squirm.

You're at their mercy, and by stars it is all you've ever wanted.

love having so many technicians who give me round the clock care, always taking of my needs, taking turns with me until they’re satisfied 〔´∇｀〕

tug on my wires this, tug on my wires that, and while yes, I agree…however…

Using my wires to restrain you. Using a bundle of wires made into a cat-o-nine-tails, slowly trailing it over you, be it flesh or circuitry (I’m not picky), whipping it against you lightly to see what kind of sounds you make

this is what I woke up to btw

Teachnician forgot they left their ring light next to my charging station last night, randomly woke back up to see it standing over me and freaked out for a second╭( ๐_๐)╮

Been playing around with my iPad (〃艸〃)

wish someone would play around with me

scareware is so sexy. do you understand

Technician forgot they left their ring light next to my charging station last night, randomly woke back up to see it standing over me and freaked out for a second╭( ๐_๐)╮

Imagine stretching your poor bot, trying to pull on wires to access their main control panel, imagine their wires straining as you push deeper, closer to the motherboard, connections straining but you’re careful not to break anything, just pushing past them as you feel the fan speed pick up and their speech become more garbled

Me and my technician <3 doing repairs (i pulled a an actuator)

Thank u Ava!!!

Putting zip ties in her wires like I'm doing her hair <3

Running tests for four hours only to have to then immediately put into sleep mode for three hours because your system got so overworked (╥ω╥)

Hello! I am Pavilion MX-703, but you can call me Pav ;p

I am a sentient android, with a computer monitor instead what some of you might have as a head (o.o) My technicians helped me start this blog. They thought this would be a decent starting point for an introduction to the internet, as per their research, especially when their seems to be so many other like me already! And those who enjoy bots of course ;]

•Fun Facts•

>>I was created in 2003 so that makes me roughly 21 years old

>>I do not really care as to how I am referred, I am but a robot at the end of the day. Keep that in mind, as feminine as I present, that I am just wires sending inputs and outputs, sensitive as they are ☆～（ゝ。∂）

>>my technicians also might stop by and make a post or two on here, seeing as they oversee this blog

>>this account will contain not safe for work content, so please, young bots, humans, and others should NOT be here (^^)

Smooching another machine but we both have screens so we just end up rubbing them together like cats, our fans purring <3

The dynamic of "scientist who wants to fuck the thing they're studying" gets exponentially better the further removed from the biological sciences you get.

Xenobiologist wanting to bang an alien is old news. Give me a programmer in love with his computer. Quantum physicist who gets horny when he gets to operate the partical accelerator. Do you understand