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3 months ago

Single handedly one of the best shows ever.

That's literally all I can say.

happy 2 years ofmd s1! you are beautiful, you are flawed, and you are loved🙏🏾

Happy 2 Years Ofmd S1! You Are Beautiful, You Are Flawed, And You Are Loved🙏🏾
Happy 2 Years Ofmd S1! You Are Beautiful, You Are Flawed, And You Are Loved🙏🏾
Happy 2 Years Ofmd S1! You Are Beautiful, You Are Flawed, And You Are Loved🙏🏾
Happy 2 Years Ofmd S1! You Are Beautiful, You Are Flawed, And You Are Loved🙏🏾
Happy 2 Years Ofmd S1! You Are Beautiful, You Are Flawed, And You Are Loved🙏🏾
Happy 2 Years Ofmd S1! You Are Beautiful, You Are Flawed, And You Are Loved🙏🏾
Happy 2 Years Ofmd S1! You Are Beautiful, You Are Flawed, And You Are Loved🙏🏾
Happy 2 Years Ofmd S1! You Are Beautiful, You Are Flawed, And You Are Loved🙏🏾
Happy 2 Years Ofmd S1! You Are Beautiful, You Are Flawed, And You Are Loved🙏🏾

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Coloured image of Izzy Hands slouching on a chair besides Mary Bonnet, who sips delicately from a teacup. A tea set and plate of scones sits on the table between them.

latest member of the jilted spouse club

(stizzy suggestive text in the comic under the cut!)

Izzy says to Mary: Your husband ate my cunt like it was a jam-slathered scone
Mary spits out her drink with huge eyes
Close up shots of Izzy and Mary talking. 
Mary recovers with an 'ahem'. With flat eyes, she says to Izzy: 'my husband, Stede Bonnet, has pussy game now?'
Izzy, looking panicked, replies 'No! It was fuckin' awful! He fuckin' munched it, Mary! Mary, you don't understand. He licked me like he was licking the fucking butter off his crumpets. Like he was a dog trying to get peanut butter off the roof of his mouth!'
Izzy leans over the table, pointing at Mary, whose face is comically distorted from the force of her wheezy laughter. Izzy says: 'Stop fuckin' laughing! I don't know if it's worse that he dived into my cunt like he was going skinny dipping, or that it actually got me off. Like. Ten times. Luckily, uh. I don't think he noticed? 
'...Mary. Stop fucking laughing, Mary. I can never let him know. He'll be insufferable. He'll never stop bragging. What the fuck do I do, Mary?'

I had to immortalise The Hot Potato. Please go read this fic by the stupendous @carrymelikeimcute (and all the tags on their post!)


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Yoooo, I can't write for shit(especially in English), but i desperately need an angsty wing fic about toxic edizzy, where Ed clips Izzys wings (you know, like the horrible thing, where people clip the (parts of) wings of birds, so they can't fly away. All the angst, misunderstandings, mutilation feels, the weird loyality/love Izzy has for Ed, Eds obsessive love? Something for Izzy. The crew finding out that Izzy is missing parts of his primary and secondary feathers, when he is forced to(or accidentally) spread his wings where they can see it. (When folded, you can't always see if a birds wings are clipped).The crew adopting Izzy as a part of their friend group. Ed trying to justify Izzys clipped wings (its not always a one and done thing, they grow back, so maybe someone else, Hornigold? Started clipping young Izzys wings and then ed kinda took over after the mutiny?) And maybe with enough time they grow back and Izzy has to relearn how to fly, or Izzy is to mutilated in the end and its really fucking sad because he will never fly again? I have SO MANY FEELINGS about this!!!!


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Yoooo, I can't write for shit(especially in English), but i desperately need an angsty wing fic about toxic edizzy, where Ed clips Izzys wings (you know, like the horrible thing, where people clip the (parts of) wings of birds, so they can't fly away. All the angst, misunderstandings, mutilation feels, the weird loyality/love Izzy has for Ed, Eds obsessive love? Something for Izzy. The crew finding out that Izzy is missing parts of his primary and secondary feathers, when he is forced to(or accidentally) spread his wings where they can see it. (When folded, you can't always see if a birds wings are clipped).The crew adopting Izzy as a part of their friend group. Ed trying to justify Izzys clipped wings (its not always a one and done thing, they grow back, so maybe someone else, Hornigold? Started clipping young Izzys wings and then ed kinda took over after the mutiny?) And maybe with enough time they grow back and Izzy has to relearn how to fly, or Izzy is to mutilated in the end and its really fucking sad because he will never fly again? I have SO MANY FEELINGS about this!!!!


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