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A Yuri on Ice canon divergent fic where they’re both in the Olympic Village during the 2014 Winter Games and Yuuri is the guy going viral on social media due to his obsession with the chocolate muffins.

(With apologies to Norwegian swimmer Henrik Christiansen, who has been taking us all on a very amusing journey on TikTok)

Viktor, reigning champion of going viral on social media during the Olympics for (but not limited to): being an obsessive dog dad, being GORGEOUS, being friendly with everyone and showing up in the background of multiple parties, the orgy rumour (fake), the other orgy rumour (not fake but super overblown), winning two consecutive golds in 2006 and 2010, walking outside shirtless (it was 5 degrees Celsius so not even cold), and currently for being in many of the Sochi Games ads.

But then the tags are being taken over by this very cute man eating a choccy muffin and exclaiming it the best muffin ever, following that up multiple muffin videos set to popular references.

[audio: mmmm whatchu saaay. visual: Yuuri then shoving the whole muffin in his mouth]

And Viktor doesn’t know who he is but needs to find out.

(cue comedy of errors where Viktor keeps coming across this Yuuri

instead of this Yuuri.

Chris is less than 0 help because he keeps looking horrified every time Viktor asks and looking over at this Yuuri

practicing like 5 feet away like ????? What the fuck Viktor.

And Viktor is spending way too much time in front of the dessert bar not to try the muffin at least once)