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Another example of why I love my mom…

So I was working on a test with my mom, who is great with nutrition and apparently drug studies as we’ve found. Eventually, we get to a question and my brain shut off completely for a good minute and a half. To quote her,

“What are anabolic steroids made from- Bull testicles.”

And the only thing I could reply with, after feeling all of my brain cells die within me for a moment, was “I really hope you’re not right.”

And guess what?

SHE. WAS. GODDAMN. RIGHT. ABOUT. IT.

Steroids are made from testicles apparently, being derived from testosterone found in- as my mom puts it- “the testies.”

So hey how are you guys doing?

My mom and I were watching Digimon and suddenly, she says this:

My Mom: I love how each kid has something they struggle with.

Me: Yep.

My Mom: There’s always more than meets the eye. You got the kid with the weird hair struggling with his sister

Me: Tai

My Mom: Yeah. They’ve got their struggles. In comparison to, like, Alvin and the chipmunks who have nothing

Me: ….Well then.

Great example of why I love my mom