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Could you possibly send a few my way? My apartment is currently being overrun by vines and flowers. I don’t think that there’s anything malicious about them, but I’m having trouble walking around without falling flat on my face.

So, I just moved to Gotham. Was no one going to tell me that having plants in my apartment was frowned upon?

…The flesh eating ones?

So, I just moved to Gotham. Was no one going to tell me that having plants in my apartment was frowned upon?

Update 2: My landlord has gone missing.

My cactus is growing a lot more flowers than usual. It looks very pretty. Should I be alarmed, given recent events?

Update: My entire apartment is covered in flowers.

My cactus is growing a lot more flowers than usual. It looks very pretty. Should I be alarmed, given recent events?

My cactus is growing a lot more flowers than usual. It looks very pretty. Should I be alarmed, given recent events?

Nah, Gotham ‘boutta get a new vigilante. I want my goddamn Bagel.

Screw you too, Bagel Bandit

The rent was cheap. I’m broke as hell. Seemed logical at the time.

So, I just moved to Gotham. Was no one going to tell me that having plants in my apartment was frowned upon?

I met a nice lady today, she wanted to buy my plants. I think her name was Pam. Anyway, there’s someone trailing me atm. They look like a traffic light.

Okay, I just spoke to my landlord. He said that I can keep my cactus, but the other plants have to go. Ms. Ivy will have to fight me before she touches my cactus. Thank you for your help!

So, I just moved to Gotham. Was no one going to tell me that having plants in my apartment was frowned upon?

So, I just moved to Gotham. Was no one going to tell me that having plants in my apartment was frowned upon?