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Hey Melania,  

My Application for us to join The United States Army continues.  As a US Army Ranger Selection Point Trainer I will advance the sociology of spy candidates into ranger operator status.  And in our first case, You First Lady Melania Trump are needed to Plan the spy-out Ranger Operator Wedding for Angelina Jolie to Alexander.

I am more steadfast with plans for this Ranger Wedding.  Angelina & Alexander will spend the week shopping in 🗽 🗽, and conclude the week at The United Nations where Alexander will speak for Ambassador Angelina Jolie. The weekend starts by having the 🗽 Stock Exchange Open for Me on a Saturday to deliver my first delivery of stones for Angelina Jolie.  After a brief walk Captain Roadhouse swoops in and First Lady of The United States of America Ranger Wedding Planner Coordinator Special Operator Melania Trump will be in charge from swoop into the nuptials until Alexander & Angelina fly far far away.  

Last night’s Golden Globes were a significant moment for Hollywood, with many opting to wear black in solidarity with the #TimesUp movement. 

See all our coverage from the evening.