Other Than That Both These Two Probably Did A Ton Of Unselfish Good Deeds In Their Life. Tina Certainly Did In Yes Without My Zeke - Blog Posts

Incorrect Bob's Burgers Quotes 4

Tina: What-what are you talking about?!

Zeke: Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing and all, but it made you feel really good right?

Tina: Yeah. So?

Zeke: It made you feel good, so that makes it selfish. Look, there's no unselfish good deeds, sorry.

Tina: Yes there are! There are totally good deeds that are selfless.

Zeke: Well, may I ask for one example?

Tina: Yeah, it's… Y'know there's—no you may not!

(They are standing on either side of Jimmy Jr. as they discuss the point. Jimmy Jr., meanwhile, is disgusted with the whole argument.)

Zeke: That's because all people are selfish.

Tina: Are you calling me selfish?!

Zeke: Are you calling you people? (Jimmy Jr. rolls his eyes.) Yeah, well sorry to burst that bubble, T-Bird, but selfless good deeds don't exist. Okay? And you know the deal on Santa Clause right?

Tina: I'm gonna find a selfless good dead. I'm gonna beat you, you evil genius. Tina: Hey, Zeke, when you said the deal with Santa Clause, you meant?

Zeke: That he doesn't exist.

Tina: Right. (She turns and opens her eyes in shock.)