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2 weeks ago

Stories from Another Cartoon Worlds

Another Spongebob:

-This version of SpongeBob was born thanks to Plantón finding a corrupt Rider Watch and using it for an invention so that Bob would be the complete opposite of him and this fact worked in one of his attempts to steal the secret formula and when he was stopped by Bob he was affected by the power of the Rider Watch thanks to Plantón's invention since he had everything planned but instead of Bob being the but very pessimistic he became a monster literally from his appearance to his attitude turning into a being that throws sponge that upon contact causes people to have any state of emotions such as Joy, sadness, anger, and fear. And that is how this Another Cartoon was born, a beast that could come out of the surface that unleashed chaos of uncontrolled emotions throughout the world.

Reaction of the Prime Universe:

1. SpongeBob SquarePants (original)

Reaction:

“What am I?! That’s not me! I wouldn’t make everyone cry… or would I?!”

SpongeBob enters a minor existential crisis. Seeing a version of himself causing suffering breaks his heart. He struggles to find a way to “make” his other version happy, convinced that even he, a monstrous being, can redeem himself.

2. Patrick Star

Reaction:

“Why does Bob have so many holes? And why did he make me cry… and laugh… and be scared… at the same time!”

Patrick is emotionally devastated. He doesn't understand anything, but he insists that this “other Bob” needs a hug. He thinks the alternate world is a very strange game and wants to join… until he tries, and is almost sucked into the portal.

3. Squidward Tentacles

Reaction:

“So that's a version of Bob with unstable emotions? And that's different from the one here… how?”

He feigns indifference, but secretly he's scared. He sees Another Spongebob as a representation of everything he hates multiplied by a thousand. He locks himself in his house and avoids talking about it. He plays his clarinet to calm himself down.

4. Mr. Krabs

Reaction:

“THAT SPONGEBOB BREAKS WINDOW WINDOWS WITH SCREAMS! AND WHERE'S THE MONEY IN THAT UNIVERSE?!”

Mr. Krabs is horrified… but also curious. He wants to know if emotional insanity can be used for marketing. He starts taking notes to create “Krabby Patties for Extreme Emotions,” but Sandy stops him.

5. Sandy Cheeks

Reaction:

“That's not science… that's an interdimensional anomaly with disastrous consequences!”

Sandy springs into action. She designs a containment portal to close the connection before this chaos reaches her world. She also studies the corrupted Rider Watch with the intention of neutralizing it if it ever appears in her dimension.

6. Gary the Snail

Reaction:

“Meow…” (Rough translation: “I don’t like that at all.”)

Gary immediately hides. Animals seem to sense emotional imbalance more sensitively. He avoids Bob for a while, fearing he might transform too.

7. Plantón

Reaction:

“Finally! A version of me won! Wait… what? It's attacking me too?!”

At first, he's fascinated; he believes that version of him triumphed. But when he sees the consequences, he freaks out and says,

“That thing has no control! This is crazy! The formula isn't worth that much!”

For once, it seems Plantón acknowledges he went too far… even in another reality.

8. Karen (the computer)

Reaction:

“Statistically predictable. Sheldon would do the same thing here if he could.”

Karen calmly analyzes the phenomenon. She calculates the probabilities of that universe completely crossing into hers. She recommends cutting all connections and monitoring the distortion. She shows no emotion, but her system is experiencing a spike in internal stress.

9. Patchy the Pirate

Reaction:

“Ocean mothers! That Bob is not for children!”

Patch panics when the alternate universe interrupts his show. He tries to warn the viewers from his ship:

“Don't watch too long! It might change your heart!”

He records a censored special episode that never aired…


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