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In this deluxe package you get:
Who Even Am I? A premium existential crisis that is guaranteed to make you feel like an alien in your own home!
Fifty premium social masks, made of only the finest radium-lined lead! Our mask design will feel heavier (and deadlier) than ever before! You'll want to leave that social function ASAP!
Blank conversation cards! These won't help you in any way! In fact, you'll probably drop them!
Sensory Overload! Yours to keep FREE, even if you cancel.
Difficulties with language! What's that? You wanted to sound sophisticated? Not with THIS deluxe subscription! Works best with Sensory Overload.
Self-doubt! Perhaps you're faking your symptoms! Even when alone!
FREE ableism cue cards for your friends and family! No autism experience is complete without being told the greatest hits such as: "You're Using Your Autism As An Excuse", "You Seem So Normal" and the classic "Everyone Is A Bit Autistic" plus much much more!
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*Subscription not available to all Autism™ subscribers. Platinum package contains no masking abilities whatsoever. Non-verbal, and intellectual disability packages available. See no website. You're already subscribed.