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Day 2: Building A Snowman, Jean Pierre Polnarareff

Warnings: Fluffy fluff, Iggy being Iggy

Snow. Snow had been the last thing you would’ve thought you would see during your trip through Egypt to get to Dio. But here you were, sitting in the hotel lobby as it snows outside. A stand user had of course been the cause of this phenomenon. And of course Jotaro beat his ass. The enemy stand user had told us that the snow wouldn't stop for at least the rest of the night. Mr. Joestar was talking with Avdol while Kakyoin and Jotaro were talking amongst themselves. Iggy was keeping you company by the fire by sitting on your lap.

Out of the blue Polnarareff came bolting into the lobby and b-lining it to (_____). He stopped in front of them with a huge smile on his face.

”Come with me mon amour, I have a surprise for you!”

He excitedly said as he grabbed their hand and pulled them up. Knocking poor Iggy off of their lap and onto the ground. He yelped and growled at Polnarareff, but the man kept dragging (_____) with him outside. The cold air hit (_____)’s skin like they ran into a wall. But he kept pulling them, he pulled them until they stopped in front of two snowmen. One looking like Poll and the other looking like (_____).

”Do you like them chérie? I modeled them after us!”

He said proudly with a smile. Iggy then came out of nowhere and farted and peed right on snowman Polnarareff’s face. Polnarareff cried out in shock and anger and then chased the mouth around in the snow. (_____) laughed and went over to an empty spot. After a while Polnarareff came back over to (_____).

”Do you like them chérie?”

(_____) asked Polnararff. Standing before them were two new snowmen that not only looked like the both of them but looked better than his.

”I do, but why does my smile look like a squiggly line? I don’t smile like that.”

”Oh yes you do.”

(_____) said as they kissed his cheek. The smile that he was complaining about was now on his own face.

”Now come on,” (_____) started as Iggy jumped into their arms and they linked arms with Poll. “Let’s head back inside and warm up by the fire.” The two love birds, plus the lovable mutt (in (_____)’s eyes), sat by the fire and warmed up

Polnareff takeing his shy so on a date.

Polnareff knew his extrovertedness contrasted with his S/O’s shy personality but that didn’t stop him from loving them all the same.

Occasionally they went on dates that suited his S/O’S taste, and today was one of those days.

Polnareff had bought tickets to a rather sappy romantic movie his S/O had been talking about for a while, The Fault in our Stars. He had seen his S/O lounging about the house reading it so he thought “why not” and got them both tickets to see it.

What he didn’t expect is the massive amount of teenage girls swarming the theatre and chattering about when they walked into the theatre. He didn’t think it would be that popular considering it was just another chick-flic, because seriously, who even watches those?

He felt a tug of his shirt, turning back to his S/O, they asked if he was absolutely sure he wanted to watch this with them.

Polnareff gave a confused look, why wouldn’t he want to watch a movie with his S/O? He loves being able to spend time with them no matter what they’re doing. 

After assuring his S/O that there’s no where else he’d rather be, they go to get their chosen snacks for the movie. Polnareff does pretty much all the talking while his S/O hides behind him quietly telling them what they want.

When they make it to their designated theatre room, they shuffle past a line of girls before making it to their selected seats. Polnareff takes another glance around around the room and sees that its practically full with girls of all ages. 

Polnareff looks back at his S/O and sees them staring intently at the screen as it begins to start. He guesses it just might have been a popular book mostly among females, oh well. Maybe he won’t sleep through this one like the last time they went to watch a previous movie.

By the end of the movie Polnareff is bawling and clinging onto his S/O whispering about how sad it is and how he’d never leave his S/O.

When the movie ends Polnareff is still clinging onto his S/O who’s rubbing his back, mildly embarrassed by the stares and giggles they’re receiving from people around them. Despite them feeling embarrassed for the little scene their boyfriend is making, they still smile nonetheless, thankful for having such a emotional and caring boyfriend in their life.

“C’mon big guy lets get you home and we can cuddle all night. I won’t leave you, okay?”

“NOO YOU SAID OKAY!! OKAY WAS THIER ALWAYS I CAN’T MON AMORE I-”

His S/O sighs, dragging him off to the car so they can go home where he can finish crying in their arms.

‘Note to self, next time have a movie night at home’