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I swear I've been cursed to discover a new creepy deepy horror podcast to obsess over the MOMENT my exams are about to start because this shit is ridiculous
I love Schrödinger's cat boys
wow! they r crumpled
how it feels to remember that it is not common knowledge a character is aro (they r not canonically aro) (I decided they were aro for no reason)
I love being a part of a small fandom cause now I get to know almost everyone else
like yes I know u!! and u probably know of me too
Hi its been foreverville since i posted, but i listened to all of red valley with my frands and i like it, alot of this is from the span of like 3 months ago to recently 🙄 you cantell its more recent by how much gordon balded ok bye twirls away
can you guess who my favroite is 😍 ALSO GET YOUR ASSES ON PAMELLA AND CLIVE ARCS NOW WE ARE STARVING (jm not drawing them cause i suck)
Cover art for Pus Crank's album "Momento"
the obligatory cover with a tortoise of course [ 3 / 4 ]
that weird guy from archives who dumped an entire conspiracy on you (except he’s right)
Whenever I see fan art of red valley, all I can think of is that the artist has never felt the wrath of the infection control nurse
Also, random thought
They're able to hold off death but not fix Clive's leg.
They're able to delay death but yet not improve people's quality of life.
The whole point is to hold off death till someone cures you but that's not happening. The world in RV is a shit show. People are wanting to sleep though the end of the world but yet no one to fix it.
From my own experience of science and medicine, everyone wants short and quick fixes but long term solutions are unobtainable because no one wants to wait 10 to 20 years for results.
"someone else will fix it"
Wtf is the 3rd episode! Clive's heaven sounds like my hell. This had been the first episode I've had to stop and back away from. I honestly feel horrified, fuck this hyper capitalist world.
Spoilers for season 3 episode 2
The idea of our boy Clive huffing liquid gold, or rage before a meeting is so funny. Like dude are you 15 and in maths class?
Life is bad but red valley good.
I've now spent £75 on Red Valley.
RV hoodie - £40
RV cinematic experience - £10
RV BTS - £10
RV early access - £15
I am not okay but that's my personal life.
I genuinely wished I had an inch of sanity left. Tomorrow is my exam I will determine if I'm continuing on. I've literally spent well over 80 hours this week just studying.
Ive decided to treat myself, and spent a whole 10 British pounds on the behind the scenes audio of Red valley, in preparation of my journey home after the exam.
The only thing that's keeping me going right now is the idea that I could be an unethical scientist just like my girl boss Bryony.
If you're like me and going though withdraw from red valley give The Effect a listen to.
The effect is on BBC sounds but there is also a copy on YouTube. It's originally a play so I'll be keeping an eye out for a live version.
It's a lot more romance forward than red valley and less sci-fi but still good and has different themes.
Me after Clive and let die.
Francesca is my new obsession. She is the girl boss to my gatekeep.
My deranged head cannons for DILF Clive Schill
His wife is a social worker and is the nicest woman you've ever met.
They both met in university.
Clive was doing some dumb uni degree, like English or psychology.
I think his wife was probably like a mean girl in secondary school, but has tried to make amends with everyone she hurt.
If his daughter asks for something in the shop he'll always say no, but is constantly giving her gifts.
When his wife was pregnant he had nesting syndrome, and would spend hours just decorating and cleaning and dalting after his wife.
Clive either really likes football (like every single match for his team) or violently hates it.
Clive smashes a phone every month.
When he's drunk he vents to his wife about his work.
He wife knows what he does but believes it's for the greater good.
They never acknowledge his work when they're sober.
He owns some of the most tacky designer stuff you've ever seen.
He shops at sports direct.
They live in one of those generic new builds.
Does their weekly shop at Tesco because they want the club card points. It is also the only place locally that sells tahini.
I will not be taking any criticism at this time ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I invented a Clive cocktail,
Ingredients
* A cup of cold coffee (expresso)
* Two shots of jäger cold brew
Instructions
Make some coffee
Add ice cubes
Add two shots jäger cold brew
Shake
Serve with a handful of amphetamines