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I was thinking of this song and hush and doc came to mind
Asher and Tank?
I NEED more asher and Tank. RIGHT NOW.
''You're so sexy. My zipper keeps falling for you.'' Guy has said this to Honey many, many, many times, and they've held back a smile each time.
When Sweetheart comes home after a long day at work, they flop face first on the couch and kick their legs and hit the couch with their fists, whining and calling for milo, like a child.
Angel was obsessed with Edward in high school, and they still have the merch. One time when david was busy working he told Angel that he couldn't give them cuddles and once he got done he went into the bedroom to get ready for bed and all he sees is Angel with all their Edward merch on. And from then on, Angel threatens to get the 'Edward shirt'.
Asher and Tank go on car rides together whenever they have time and just enjoy each others company.
Sometimes Sweetheart monologues in their head like in those old ass detective movies.
Yall know that Carrington 'Darlingggg, guess whos back from jailll' vid? Yeah, Angel recreated that for david, but they couldn't stop laughing the whole time, so david just has a video of Angel laughing their ass off in their car.
I feel like asher dick rides an artist. Like fucking crazy. Like how people dick ride carti? (Get carti a condm btw bcs people b bouncing on that shit like hella) Yeah, he does that with an artist, idk who, but he just does.
Them but Honey and Guy
Him but lasko
WAIT WAIT WAIT!! TANK AND ANGEL ARE SO THEM, STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
I imagine sweetheart texting milo with freaky ahh insta reel comments like ''Just slide it in gng 😭😭🙏🙏💔💔'' when hes yapping over text or ''And... it's all over the screen 😫💦'' when he sends a picture while hes out or ''Can u feel the pain in my dih? 🥀💔'' after he leaves for work
I just feel like darlin's shit talking is diabolical. Like insulting your whole family tree, animals included type shi. Like ''fuck you and your dumbass dead dog too bitch, ik that mug was crusty as fuck, probably named it peanut because it looked like your grandpappies dried up nut, hoe tf''
HONEY AND GUY ARE SO THEM OML
Asher and baaabe have these 100%
IM SORRY THE NEW AUDIO!??? HELLOOOO???
Sam only has levi jeans. He claims he doesn't have a preference, but levi's are his favorite.
Darlin growls in bed, and no one can convince me that they dont
Tank calls Angel 'Angelcake' or 'Angelface' just to irritate david
Angel had a scene or fairy phase in their teens. That came to mind today.
Tank definitely be slinging an arm around Angel's shoulder while looking at David with the most smug 'I'm taking your bitch' look known to man.
Tank has laughed at a kid falling face flat more than anyone could count on two hands.
These made me think of Tank
Rhett and link make me think of asher and milo for some reason
Asher is the type to knock over and break something expensive as shit look down at it for a minute and slowly look back up and say ''oops.'' And chuckle nervously
Darlin no doubt be havin a cowboy hat on while riding that thang. Just saying.