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3 years ago

Remus: Ducks are better than rabbits.

James: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Lucius: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

James: We’re not talking about flavour, Lucius!

Lucius: Flavour counts!

James: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?

Regulus: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?

James: Okay, but-

Regulus: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?

Lucius: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

James: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, LUCIUS!

Lucius: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, JAMES!

Remus: I- Jesus-


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