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Remus: Ducks are better than rabbits.
James: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Lucius: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
James: We’re not talking about flavour, Lucius!
Lucius: Flavour counts!
James: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Regulus: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
James: Okay, but-
Regulus: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Lucius: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
James: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, LUCIUS!
Lucius: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, JAMES!
Remus: I- Jesus-