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and you're positive this potion will make me sleep better?

-dr cello

@doctor-cello

Hello-hallo 🙃

We need to find out the reasons for your bad sleep, kiddo.

To explain how the potion works, I'll give you the example of a man with a wounded leg. He is in physical pain and the reason for this pain is also physical - he has a serious wound. In order for him to feel good, I can help him with a potion that heals even deep wounds, and the person will start to feel better. Some potions can cure human illnesses, but again, one must know the source of the problem before using the potion.🧪

Your problem is completely inaccurate, you see, sleep problems can be due to physical overexertion, and it can also be the first bell that you have mental problems. I think it's better to work not with the symptoms, but with their cause.

But I understand you perfectly well in this, dear, and again, I don't use potions to treat insomnia, I usually use green tea, it calms down, causes slight drowsiness and relaxation. Tea picked by me personally! I collect, dry, and brew it for myself.

Can I just bring you my tea? I promise that the effect will be 100%, besides, tea is more useful than coffee. I won't ask you to switch from coffee to tea, but sometimes it's extremely useful.

Dearest Terence,

something huge has come to my attention.

Your hair looks so, SO braidable.

May I braid your hair PLEASE

[insert puppy dog eyes Jade Cello]

If you are to doubt my skills, you could ask for @justtaurice's review.

-Dr J Cello

@doctor-cello

Look who decided to write to me, hi kiddo!👋

I usually don't let anyone touch my hair, but I'll make an exception for you.🤭

I like the way hair looks when it's braided, but the difficulty for you will be that my hair is very curly, if that doesn't stop you from trying, good luck braiding it.

WHAT!?💢 What do you mean, "He hasn't been fired yet." Are you saying there's any chance I'll get fired from my cozy spot in the medical department? RIDICULOUS!😤 And you haven't listed all my duties that I perform! You, as I see, have decided to completely devalue me in the eyes of others, right?

I create warmth and comfort in our cabinet, which was initially gloomy, boring, and dull without me!

I create a working atmosphere so that Dr. Jekyll would be in the mood for work. Yes, yes, yes!

I do not allow you to overexert yourself at work and stay there for a long time, and also help you finish things on time.

There is another important point, you forget to eat and are often very cold, doc. I have to watch this too, no matter what you say.🤭

OOC- wait who are the different characters on here? Like i see a few different ones in the tags?

tagging dr cello so that I get a notif when its answered @doctor-cello

OOC? Glassy, I presume?

Elizabeth Harper, or simply Lizzy, is a nurse, a small ray of sunshine in this hole. You know what she said when applied for a job here? "I like the humanity." That's bloody unbelievable. I'm trying to persuade her to spend a couple of extra years to become an MD, but she prefers things as they are.

Terence Homilion @terencehomilion — once an investigator, now he's an assistant of mine. He hasn't been fired yet 'cause he's hellishly good at paperwork and healing concoctions. But, usually sometimes his potions turn out to have unpredictable effects.

Taurice Lemming @justtaurice — The Motherfucker. His sense of humour is beyond my humble comprehension of this genre, regardless, he's an ace interrogator and a huge pain in the ass when caffeinated. The lad lacks any fight-or-flight response—as well as driving skills—so I see him rather often.

Vincent Vancauun @vincentvanc — an intern, a vampling, Maxwell's pain at the moment. Like a young orange cat, he tends to stick his nose wherever and whenever, ogling our supply of O(I) Rh-. He's pretty capable and witty though. Moreover, he's got the motivation to prove people that he's worth a lot without his rich daddy's help, so that's a win if trained properly.

Dr. Edward Maxwell... Well, that's one of our former combat medics, though I prefer him to stay somewhere in the training wing because he reeks of blood and alcohol. Constantly. It's not his fault, more of a peculiarity of the physiology, but he's loud. Too loud for the MedBay.

So, I hope it answers some of the questions in your head.

Cinéma muet

| Part 1 |

@terencehomilion

I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS STRICTLY!

......

Eh…I guess I should have scrolled down…💫 BONUS OH YEAH 💥GECKO DANCE💥

I think I did something stupid trying to make a potion from some red-capped mushrooms that I didn't recognize. Although there were not only red mushroom caps, but also green and brown ones, but I remember the one with the red one They looked cool!😍💘 I thought it would be cool to add them to one of the recipes! During the process the flask with the potion exploded and started emitting strange fumes, I have a slight suspicion that the fumes are poisonous💥💫💔 ......

Ahwem.. Heheh... What should I do to keep from dying right now? 🥴💦

Piss on a towel, hop on one leg three times, clap twice and GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE.

On my way.

While I'm trying to think of the best way to kill a dead man twice, who else of you, farts of evolution, is there?

Does that mean I'm a dad again?..

holyfuckingshitimgonnacry.

Hey, Morty..

I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.

"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."

*His voice was extremely shaky as he examined all three of them.*

H- how long was I out??..

*He looked at the blade wound, which was stitched up perfectly.*

A-... *cough*.. and what the fuck happened while I was out?..

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

Okay, seriously dude, gross. He's literally me but evil.

i mean Val did say I fucked them good so...

OOOOHHHHH GOD IT FUCKING BURNS LIKE HELL

@anotherc137rick

CAN YOU CAUTERIZE THE BULLET WOUND??ITS ON MY FUCKING LEFT SIDE.. GOD IT BURNS.. I HAVENT FELT REAL PAIN IN SO LONG.

I can't even fucking regenerate... God damn it.

Eugh, don't make me think about that gross shit again. But, anyways, I'm in..

OOOOHHHHH GOD IT FUCKING BURNS LIKE HELL

@anotherc137rick

CAN YOU CAUTERIZE THE BULLET WOUND??ITS ON MY FUCKING LEFT SIDE.. GOD IT BURNS.. I HAVENT FELT REAL PAIN IN SO LONG.

I can't even fucking regenerate... God damn it.

Fine.

I wonder what other shit Ez is gonna pull on our asses.

I hope we aren't fucked.

OOOOHHHHH GOD IT FUCKING BURNS LIKE HELL

@anotherc137rick

CAN YOU CAUTERIZE THE BULLET WOUND??ITS ON MY FUCKING LEFT SIDE.. GOD IT BURNS.. I HAVENT FELT REAL PAIN IN SO LONG.

I can't even fucking regenerate... God damn it.

YEAH?? FUCKING LEAVE ME HERE THEN. LEAVE ME TO FUCKING DIE AND VAL WONT GET SAVED. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, YOU DOUCHEBAG????

Im not gonna sit here and fucking argue like we are little kids who don't know shit. Leave or stay, it's your own damn choice.

OOOOHHHHH GOD IT FUCKING BURNS LIKE HELL

@anotherc137rick

CAN YOU CAUTERIZE THE BULLET WOUND??ITS ON MY FUCKING LEFT SIDE.. GOD IT BURNS.. I HAVENT FELT REAL PAIN IN SO LONG.

I can't even fucking regenerate... God damn it.

yeah, uh.... I didnt-.. I forgot about that.

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

Aww, you guys are so close to finding me! Surprised you didn't see my robots surrounding the fucking building yet, idiots.

also I'm fucking your partner right now don't bother me.

augh- SHIT-

im currently dodging bullets as I'm typing this but YOURE WHAT??

YOURE DEFINITELY GONNA BE FUCKED BY THE END OF THIS, BUD.

wait I didnt- fuck I didn't think before I typed.

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

Aww, you guys are so close to finding me! Surprised you didn't see my robots surrounding the fucking building yet, idiots.

also I'm fucking your partner right now don't bother me.

get us to wilhelmstein.

we have to get Val.

@rickz6725

We need fucking ideas..

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD HE KEEP VAL?

He said it was 'easy...' That must fucking mean something..

we have to go there. now. you got your portal gun on you?

@rickz6725

We need fucking ideas..

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD HE KEEP VAL?

He said it was 'easy...' That must fucking mean something..

that has to be it.

We've gotta go to Germany. There's no way Val isn't there. If their wife meant that much to them, then they have to be there.

holy fucking shit I'm a genius.

@rickz6725

We need fucking ideas..

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD HE KEEP VAL?

He said it was 'easy...' That must fucking mean something..

they.. they had a wife?

what happened to her?...

@rickz6725

We need fucking ideas..

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD HE KEEP VAL?

He said it was 'easy...' That must fucking mean something..

I DONT FUCKING KNOW!

Probably somewhere important to Val.. I feel like he's testing us. Fuck.

Where are all the places that could possibly be fucking important?? I don't think they've really ever told me that shit.

@rickz6725

We need fucking ideas..

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD HE KEEP VAL?

He said it was 'easy...' That must fucking mean something..

Oh shit. I went in their room and all their stuff is still there.

what the fuck is going on?...

@rickz6725

Heyyyy dude.. I have something to drop off for the babes. Did they say anything about being called out for a mission?

Not that I remember. They've been gone for a few days I believe. They didn't even send me a text...

@rickz6725

Heyyyy dude.. I have something to drop off for the babes. Did they say anything about being called out for a mission?

GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNN

Or, as the kids would say,

GYYAAAAATTT

Hmm.. Is this okay?

I know what your thinking…

oh wow.. so revealing for me..

How would Val react if I yelled GYATTTTT at them in the middle of a grocery store?

“W-What the..”

((Scared, confused, and a bit annoyed. They also have no idea what that means.))

What does 'Gyatt' mean?

How would Val react if I yelled GYATTTTT at them in the middle of a grocery store?

“W-What the..”

((Scared, confused, and a bit annoyed. They also have no idea what that means.))

did you look in the kitchen or somethin? I always keep mine on me.

H-Hey @rickz6725, have you seen m-my fucking portal gun?

I c-can’t find it f-fucking anywhere..