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Sasuke Sarutobi NSFW headcanons

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Sasuke is a complete sweetheart overall. Big spoon vibes. Would shower any skin he can reach with small kisses and praise you for how well you did.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favourite body part of himself is his abs honestly. It may seem a bit shallow but it shows the strength he’s gained in this era and how he can protect you. Plus you think they’re hot

His favourite body part on you would be your collar bones. Just seeing them littered with bite marks and hickies is a massive turn on, and if they’re not marked up they soon will be.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Prefers to cum on your back or tits. Just seeing you covered in it is so attractive to him. Especially if you put some on your fingers and lick it off-

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Really wants to gag you and tease you. Also thinks getting walked in on would be hot.

“What’s all that noise for now huh? I put this gag in so you’d be quiet, baby. You want everyone in Kasugayama to hear you huh?”

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not too experienced but oh my god he figures it out quick. Every night he methodically goes through every pleasure point he knows of and teases you til your begging for him to ‘please touch me Sasuke, please, I need it’

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves when you ride him, a bit basic, but him having to stop himself from cumming instantly when he sees your tits bouncing while you’re clenched around his dick.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

We all know he’s a nerd, would start off serious but will crack jokes if he finds a good opportunity. 100% will be some that’s what she said jokes

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn’t really do much, the lack of experience means that he never really felt the need. Plus the equipment for shaving during the era was a little more risky than a disposable razor-

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

The first few times he’s definitely romantic as anything, he wants to make you feel as good as possible in any way he can but if you prefer it a bit on the spicier side he is more than willing

“You fucking slut, was my dick not good enough before? You’ve got to have my hand around your throat don’t you.”

I stand by the fact that he is a hard dom in the moment but soft Dom anywhere else.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Whenever he’s horny and you’re not around. Or he’d find you along with the nearest semi private place. He’s used to doing it himself so he will if he has to but you ruined masturbation for him since he knows he has you waiting for him later.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Degradation 100%. The sweetest and softest man out there would come up with the filthiest names for you. Cock drunk slut, filthy whore and my pretty needy slut just to name a few of his favourites

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere he can with a few exceptions. For all he is a private man, when he’s horny, he needs you right now. He, again, enjoys the thrill of being caught so anywhere kinda public is still fair game.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

It doesn’t take much to make him horny, but he does love it when you wear perfume since he’s so sensitive to smells. Also when you look innocent, he just sees you and instantly thinks how cute you’d look while getting railed or bouncing on his cock.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Not into anything like food play, just not his vibe. His scientist brain doesn’t allow him to ignore the hygiene issues.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers giving but doesn’t mind receiving occasionally. When he’s giving he would 100% continue till you’re gripping his hair tightly and begging him to stop or keep going till you pass out. Receiving on the other hand would start gentle but always ends with him fucking your face.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough for definite. He can be slow and sensual if the mood is right but when he’s horny he needs you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves them, anytime, anywhere, if he needs you he’ll drag you to the nearest unused corridor or storage room and fucking rail you. Sometimes he just wants to taste you though, so you end up with him on his knees in front of you. If he’s feeling particularly mean he won’t let you cum, leaving you needy for him all day.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s always down to experiment, he studies science and he knows that for the best results, all variables must be tested. So he’s basically down for anything you suggest

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He normally aims for 3 rounds but if he's teased you all day you both go longer just to satisfy the neediness that had dragged throughout the day.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He tends to use toys on you rather than himself, especially in the future. He absolutely adores seeing the way your eyes glass over when he has his fingers in you and he runs a vibrator on your clit

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s definitely the biggest tease. The way you get desperate for him is adorable according to him but enjoys getting teased too but either leads to you both trying to outcompete each other till he drags you somewhere for a quickie

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is relatively quiet compared to the other warlords but doesn’t mean he isn’t using his mouth. He generally tries to muffle his groans by biting and giving you hickeys.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Kinda wants to fuck you on Kenshins futon but knows the false god would probably find out and actually try to kill him.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He has a dick, what else were you expecting?

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very fucking high. His stress has to be dealt with in some way, I mean Kenshins constant assaults have gotta be taxing so he ends up railing you instead killing his boss

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He will normally stay awake until you fall asleep first because he wants to make sure you’re satisfied and comfortable until he himself can rest

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