Scythe Audio V - Blog Posts

Hey, hi, hello my lovelies-

TO MY CHEEKY-FLAVORED GREMLIN BRETHREN, HOW Y'ALL FEELING-

For me, V's one of the Scythe characters that I would like to be friendly with (if he'd trust me enough at least lol). Damn, I wanted to reassure him so many freaking times... glad Cheeky was there though. Also quite frankly, I'm scared for him, after realizing what exactly Dark was going through, I'm hoping they'll be able to help V figure this out- and that V will actually LET them help him.

Speaking of Cheekyyyyyy... love the dynamic and banter they had in this audio. She's grown a lot in more ways than one (V's rubbing off on me, shut up mind-), and I'm glad to see she's more confident now.

L, my pikachu QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN I missed youuuu. And Wilder, hi Wilder, hello- BUT ESCAPED WHAT WAS THAT FOURTH WALL BREAK BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA GORGEOUS-

LADY AKASHA WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, WHY DID YOU INTERRUPT THE LORE DROP, I'VE BEEN STARVING FOR MORE LORE-

Bro, you're actually going to leave me hanging with this freaking lore- *kicks chair over* I'M STARVING HERE, FEED MEEEEEEE-

VOID WRAITH VOID WRAITH VOID WRAITH YOU MF I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE-

Oh. Okay then. Oh so we're going to reference the Reddening. We got a Maverick. We are actually going to reference their deaths in Reddening, you know what, Reaper, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH- OH SO WE'RE PLAYING MUSIC NOW ARE WE YOU FREAKING GODDAMMIT DON'T DO THIS TO ME-

*inhales, rakes hand through hair* Yep, that was amazing, we're so freaking back.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SCYTHE GOT A BRAND NEW LOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK-

LAURENCREATES ABSOLUTELY KILLED THIS DESIGN- AND WE HAVE THE SHMOO (ALL HAIL THE SHMOO)

KYA I'M SO EXCITEDDDD

*also pulling out conspiracy board for Demon Hunter, because by CHAOS, I WILL FIND OUT ABOUT BARD'S LORE DANG IT-*

Edit cuz I just realized I forgot to check the homepage RAAAAAAAAGH-

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MY BELOVEDSSSSSSSSSSSS

agent boob 😜 and the shady dickhead ⛓️🔥

There are few things in this life I desperately desire.

One of these things is a "try not to laugh challenge" video while watching ASMR (if it's an audio intended for laughs)

Personally I'd fail in the first ten minutes- like if it's one of the non-canon V audios or MGFL/NJR, I'm done for...