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Farmer: *leaning on their hoe, sighing deeply* Damn, Iβm so useless.
Abigail: *bursts through a wall like the Kool-Aid Man* WHO SAID THAT?!
Sebastian: *appears from the shadows* YOU WANNA TRY THAT LINE AGAIN?!
Sam: *backflips off his skateboard* OH HELL NO!
Shane: *launches a beer can across the farm* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Harvey: *running in, stethoscope flying* EXCUSE ME, THAT IS A MEDICAL LIE!
Elliott: *dramatic gasp flipping his hair* HOW DARE YOU INSULT YOURSELF IN SUCH A WAY?!
Haley: *lowers her sunglasses* Thatβs literally the dumbest thing Iβve ever heard.
Leah: *grabbing their hands gently* You are natureβs masterpiece, donβt you ever forget it.
Alex: *flexing aggressively* YOUβRE STRONG AS HELL, DONβT MAKE ME GIVE YOU A PEP TALK!
Penny: *clutching a book* You are worthy of love and respect, Farmer!
Maru: *holding a literal blueprint for an invention called "Farmer Confidence Booster 3000"* I BETTER START BUILDING THIS!
Emily: *already mid-dance to cleanse the negativity* BEGONE, NEGATIVE ENERGY! I CLEANSE THIS FARM WITH THE POWER OF YOBA!
Krobus: *somehow appearing from the sewers* I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HUMAN EMOTIONS BUT I KNOW THAT'S WRONG.
Pierre: *stepping out of his shop* Yes, even I thinkβ!
Caroline: *dragging him back inside* PIERRE, READ THE ROOM.
Wizard: *literally appears in a cloud of smoke* THAT IS A DANGEROUS FALSEHOOD, FARMER.
Linus: *nodding wisely from the mountains* You are part of natureβs balance. Never forget that.
Other Marriage Candidates: *crash through windows, doors, appears through a portal or possibly even from underground* SAY THAT AGAIN, WE DARE YOU!
Farmer: *overwhelmed, hands up* Okay! I take it back! Damn, that worked a little too wellβ¦
Gus: *sliding a drink over* Yeah, donβt do that again. We almost lost half the Saloon to a riot.