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severance continues to get wilder. gretchen cheats on her husband with her husband; don't let her husband find out! ham-based throuple gets significantly more ominous. helena convinced mentioning local depressed alcoholic widower's dead wife by the wrong name is a surefire way to get him to need her carnally. somewhere markhelly is wasting company time getting freaky under a table. milchick beefs with child and paperclips.
it's 2021. future me shows up and says that Zoolander is going to make the most peak tv show in the history of the world. i laugh. it is 2025. i am vomiting my guts out and digging my fingers into my eyes after woe's hollow and trojan horse. the hallucination of ben stiller that smiles down at me every time i break out into tears over markhelly and markgemma and irving and dylan and milchick demurely waves away my snotty, miserable gratitude for creating severance. i feverishly count the seconds till friday.