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3 months ago

A real conversation I had with my sister about Green Lantern…

Me: (talking to my sister) You said the Green Lanterns are like space cops right?

Sis: Yup.

Me: Then why do they suck at their job?

Sis: …Uuhhhh…

Me: Like, they let Krypton explode and let everyone on Tamaran get enslaved.

Sis: The GL core is like one cop watching over all of New York City, Things are gonna fall through the cracks.

Me: Those are some big-assed-cracks… but doesn’t every planet have, like, 3 green lanterns?

Sis: Nope. Those three are for the entire solar system.

Me: 3 guys for 8 planets?!

Sis: Yup. Like I said, things fall through the cracks.


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