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THE AUDACITY

do you know of any wizards i could sneak up on and doot them down the stairs? asking for a friend :)

NO WIZARD IN PARTICULAR REALLY COME TO MIND

PERHAPS THAT ONE GUY WITH THE COOL LIGHTHOUSE (the lighthouse has stairs probably so there’s a plus)

OR THE PEOPLE WORKING AT THAT ICE CREAM SHOP (pretty sure one of them is a wizard)

OR THE ONE WIZARD WHO WROTE THAT AMAZING PARODY OF ALL STAR

THANK YOU FOR ASKING MY SKELETON FRIEND

I WISH THIS FRIEND OF YOURS WELL ON THEIR MISSION TO DOOT A SKELETON DOWN THE STAIRS :)

do you know of any wizards i could sneak up on and doot them down the stairs? asking for a friend :)

NO WIZARD IN PARTICULAR REALLY COME TO MIND

PERHAPS THAT ONE GUY WITH THE COOL LIGHTHOUSE (the lighthouse has stairs probably so there’s a plus)

OR THE PEOPLE WORKING AT THAT ICE CREAM SHOP (pretty sure one of them is a wizard)

OR THE ONE WIZARD WHO WROTE THAT AMAZING PARODY OF ALL STAR

THANK YOU FOR ASKING MY SKELETON FRIEND

I WISH THIS FRIEND OF YOURS WELL ON THEIR MISSION TO DOOT A SKELETON DOWN THE STAIRS :)

hello skeleton friend i offer you a cheese selection for i have no milk on hand but love cheese. stay strong out there we will win this war

THANK YOU MY SKELETON FRIEND!!

I ALSO LOVE CHEESE

MAY OUR PATHS CROSS AGAIN SOON

UNTIL THEN I WISH YOU LUCK!DOWN WITH THE WIZARDS I SAY!!!

Who’s your favourite wizard

NONE OF THEM

I SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN

WIZARDS ARE SIMPLY OLD PEOPLE WITH GLITTER IN THEIR POCKETS AND SPARKLY BATH ROBES

*climbs on top of bear and uses one of my bones to guide it to where I want to go*

I HAVE ACQUIRED A NOBEL STEED

I SHALL NAME HIM LARRY

ONWARDS MY NOBEL STEED AND SLIME BOY GERALD LETS TRAMPLE THIS WIZARD

DOOT DOOT

*look on in horror at the op skeleton hurtling towards me*

AGAIN???!??

well I have one more trick up my sleeve 😈

*I reach into my wizardry sleeve and pull out a bottle of calcium repellant*

BAHAHAAA I GOT YOU NOW YOU SILLY GOOFY SKELETON

YOURE NOT GOING ANYWHERE WIZARD SCUM

ME AND GERALD HERE WILL BONK YOU

*teams up with the slime ball to take you down*

OH NO MY OWN CREATION WORKING AGAINST ME

*tucks beard into wizard cloak*

fine then...

I guess I will have to take **beary** important action

I cast

SUMMON BEAR

🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻

*a humorously small bear poofs into existence and starts running towards you in fury*

*befriends the sentient slime ball*

I LOVE HIM

AWEEEEEE THAT'S SO CUTE !!

*tries to slip away quietly while you are distracted*

DOOT DOOT WIZARD SCUM

I HAVE DISCOVERED YOUR PLOT AND AM HERE TO ANNOUNCE YOUR COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN

b0nk

OH NO NO NO NO NO I DIDN'T THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN SO QUICKLY

um.....

I CAST CAT HAT

*your jester hat grows cat ears and I begin to run away*

I’M JOINING THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE SKELETONS

DOWN WITH THE WIZARDS